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MirthfulAlembic, do gaming w No notes. It's perfect.
@MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world avatar

Part of good writing is being able to have characters say things that match their personality. This is quintessential Cass.

Eezyville, do games w Nintendo has sent a DMCA notice to Ryujinx forks
@Eezyville@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why are they hosting their code on Github? Switch to Codeberg or maybe self host. And yes I know Github has the most users but they’re dealing with something radioactive.

RiQuY,

Codeberg can suffer from the same DMCA requests but at least is not managed by Microsoft. To really avoid(or ignore) DMCAs you need to self-host/use a vps for your own version control tool like Forgejo/GitLab or use a decentralized one like Radicle.

ProfessorProteus, do gaming w The audacity!
@ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world avatar

I was shocked to find out that Balatro was like 80 MB to download. You don’t need million-poly models and 8k textures to make an really good game. Granted, yeah it’s a 2D game, but it’s a beautifully-presented one.

Hideakikarate,

Animal well has a 35mb install according to Steam.

dinckelman,

Games like that have nothing to prove. The product speaks for itself.

Meanwhile, games that take up 300gb of your disk often do this purposefully. In the case of console games, they know it will monopolize your system. The game usually isn’t even enjoyable, but it’s too big to delete randomly, so you gaslight yourself into committing to it

Zahille7,

Aka: CoD. I honestly still don’t understand how people can justify to themselves the $70 price point for each game, or the sheer ridiculous size of the fucking thing. It’s gotta be mental gymnastics, right? Are they really that good that people will overlook the bullshit like shitty launchers and Warzone bleeding into how the games play nowadays?

MY_ANUS_IS_BLEEDING,

Their target market is young teenagers who don’t care about that stuff

affiliate,

each cod game also costs around 450 million dollars to make, so i can’t help but imagine that some of the file size bloat is caused by a need to “justify” the budget in some way. because as we all know, 300gb games have so much more game when compared to a measly 60gb game. you won’t be getting dynamically sized horse balls in a game that only takes up 60gb.

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

is rdr just 60gb?

affiliate,

it’s 120gb which is less than i was expecting but still way too much. i have no idea what the call of duty games could possibly be doing to justify 240gb. its utterly insane. that’s more than like 4,500 times the size of quake 1.

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

i think its mostly high res skins and hats

skulblaka,
@skulblaka@sh.itjust.works avatar

Animal Well is a staggering work of art on multiple fronts, not least of which is the code golf required to keep its size so small. Incredible game.

Geometrinen_Gepardi,

Im surprised it’s that much given how simple the graphics are.

orbitz,

Liibraries with their dependencies can take up a fair bit of that space easily these days. I dunno how many would be used in a game like that but that’d be my guess for the space needed.

shy_mia,

Absolutely not. Compiled code is small, really small. I’d be surprised if the engine* itself as a whole was more than a gigabyte in size. It’s all about the assets that are included, how badly they’re compressed and how uselessly detailed some of them are.

*The embedded one of course. The editors are unruly beasts that’ll guzzle up your disk space, but then again it’s probably a similar situation…

orbitz,

We’re only talking about 80MB though, at work just the core Grape City Active Reports dlls are 32MB that’s not even including the dependencies (everything seems to use extra system. Dlls on windows). A simple aspx web forms project I’m looking at with maybe 1MB images is still 120MB, granted it’s not optimized or anything and 32MB is from Active Reports

shy_mia,

Oops I’m stupid. I didn’t notice this was about Balatro, I lost track of the comment indentation and thought it was a general discussion. Yeah it’s probably the runtime and the other stuff then, my bad…

orbitz,

It happens to us all, thought that may be the reason.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Going against the grain here but I’d like to see a mod or DLC that changes pixel-art to vector art or something. Or maybe something like Windows 7 Solitaire?🤞

SkaveRat,

whatever you do, don’t look into its code.

It’s basically a single lua file with more if/else/switch nesting than god intended

(unless it was refactored in the last couple months)

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Apparently Undertale works this way as well. All of its dialog is one massive switch statement.

SynopsisTantilize,

I remember reading undertales code is nightmare fuel.

JackbyDev,

Why not? On the same way you don’t need amazing art to make a fun game, you don’t need amazing code either. If the game is fun then it’s a success.

SkaveRat,

agreed, but not the point I was making

hypnicjerk,

balatro: oh dear, oh dear. gorgeous.

yandere simulator: you fucking donkey.

frayedpickles,

Yeah a lot of games have shit code and always have. Real time strategy “ai” is especially egregious if I remember right.

Blackmist,

If it works it works.

grrgyle,

Apparently most of that file size comes from localisation requirements too.

emax_gomax, do games w This should be illegal

Game preservation is dying because of DRM. You want games you can still play in 10 years, pirate that sht and donate to those keeping up the good art of game cracking. It’s either that or buying remakes a decade later that are just thinly reskinned. I can live with sht like denuvo since newer games just remove it after a year and then I can buy it. Storefronts like uplay or egs that are dependent on a malignant profit only entity are at best mid-term rentals and at worst spyware you have to pay for the privilege to use.

twoface_99,

Furthermore, if you don’t want to pirate: Buy your games on GoG. They are DRM free and you don’t need the launcher to play (GoG Galaxy is amazing though btw)

brihuang95, do games w Noooooo you can't make a microtransactions free game and finished too 😭😭😭
@brihuang95@sopuli.xyz avatar

Imagine whining about how people prefer to play good games that work on launch.

FadoraNinja,

From what I gather, there is a real fear in develper spaces that executives will take the wrong lessons from BG3. They will want the same scope, choice, narrative, & mechanics but through crunch, shutting down smaller projects, & homogenized visual & narrative focus. IE all the shiny bits without the time, work culture, & creativity that came with creating BE3. It isn’t developers just being pissy this is their way of trying to stop their idiot boss from ruining their current project or making massive projects without enough time or staff.

Aviandelight,
@Aviandelight@mander.xyz avatar

That’s because these executives don’t care about learning. They want examples that they can use to rationalize their shitty decisions.

hglman,

They want money and everything else is ammo to use in that pursuit.

SpiderShoeCult,

So the answer is for the ones who make nice things because of a nice system they have to just stop because the other crabs can’t get out of the bucket. Maybe their beef should be with their idiot boss, not with the guys who do the work.

Whatever happened to companies learning from other’s successes instead of trying to keep others down?

MysticKetchup,
@MysticKetchup@lemmy.world avatar

The above post isn’t saying that Larian or other devs shouldn’t make games like BG3. It’s saying that we shouldn’t expect the massive amount of content and options in BG3 for every game

SpiderShoeCult,

My bad, I have interpreted it as apologetic for the people yelling at Larian for ‘ruining it’ for everyone.

I agree that we should not expect this sort of quality from everything, after all Gauss’ curve applies universally and this is quite far from the mean as I see it. We would just maybe like… less shite.

But it’s not like Larian are the first to raise the bar. I remember the days when Blizzard was an awesome company. Then I remember Bethesda being awesome. Now it’s Larian on the spotlight. I may not have followed the news back when the others were good, but I don’t remember such attitudes around as mentioned in the original post, to basically discredit instead of leaving it alone.

MysticKetchup,
@MysticKetchup@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, we didn’t have nearly as much social media back then and a 24/7 news cycle that causes random tweets to be blown up into IGN articles. I think the initial tweet was just a random thought that got spun way out of proportion

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

It isn’t developers just being pissy this is their way of trying to stop their idiot boss from ruining their current project or making massive projects without enough time or staff.

Unions.

Syo,
@Syo@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, to the OP in the posted tweet... I did put a lot of thought into it. If a game that's just $60 can do this, then all new games are measured against it. Go compete. If your business model is outdated, convince your investors to change or be downgraded to B tier game dev.

Don't come me, the consumer, complaining about your poor ability to hedge business markets. You saw BG3 in early access for 3 years, you knew it was coming.

Blackmist,

Also releasing on PC first is practically unheard of. It’s usually the afterthought platform if it gets a release at all.

Glytch, do gaming w Small, incremental improvements don't make shockwaves like the old massive tech leaps used to.
Rubanski,

Pretty sick if you ask me

Glytch,

I agree whole heartedly

PanArab,
@PanArab@lemm.ee avatar

It was a remake not a remaster. The hit boxes weren’t the same.

Glytch,

The difference is academic and doesn’t affect my point.

Matriks404,

Technically an original source code was adopted to SNES, even including some (most?) glitches, so I’d say it’s more like a port or remaster than remake, even though graphics and audio were remade.

Rooty, do gaming w Everyone's favorite AAA company might be facing bankruptcy

“Company fails to generate infinite revenue even after implementing every abusive tactic known”.

kameecoding,

More like, company keeps pushing for short-term profits, runs out of goodwill built up in the past.

Aurix,

Ubisoft had many long standing issues, but disowning The Crew users was the worst possible move they could have made in their already dire situation.

CaptKoala,

I played and enjoyed both of them, shutting down the first one instead of giving it offline functionality really pissed me off and was the final straw for me with Ubi. It had a fully offline playable story, NPC vehicles to race etc. and the game would’ve been preserved forever.

Instead we got the crew 2, always online AAA signature garbage.

zqps,

I want to say the same thing…

But then you have like every other corporation on earth doing the same, and most of them see their stock price soar.

ByteOnBikes,

Imagine, about five years ago, they peaked at $82.

It was also during that time when they talked about getting into Crypto, NFTs, and all sorts of other get rich quick schemes.

Now look at them.

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/522b4762-9a88-4a9d-b1e1-9af5138c9ce2.png

NotSteve_, do gaming w It's like they wait for you to buy it

I think Valve/Steam will refund you the difference if you request it

jawa21,
@jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Is there some kind of time limit on this?

ImplyingImplications, (edited )

The time between your purchase and date the game was discounted isn’t listed but most refunds need to be claimed within 2 months of purchase (Valve’s refund policy says within 2 weeks but that they’ll review requests outside that time period). So maybe if you buy a game and next month it’s on sale you could get the sale price?

SpaceNoodle,

Wow, that’s generous. I thought it was two weeks.

YarHarSuperstar,
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

I thought it was 2 weeks?

RightHandOfIkaros,

The “review outside the 2 week period” is typically for when games are updated to no longer be playable. For example, when Helldivers 2 had the PSN account requirement, players who bought the game more than 2 weeks prior could get refunds.

ImplyingImplications,

Yup, in steam support you can say you have a problem with a game and one of the options is “it is now available for cheaper” and they’ll give you the difference if you bought it just before a sale.

Donkter,

Yeah you can even just refund the game and they usually fulfill it in a day or two, usually in time for the sale.

scrubbles, do games w Why is the community for Honkai Star Rail and Genshin Impact like this?
!deleted6348 avatar

This is a big reason why inceldom has risen imo. Not because of the content, but because of groups of men all reinforcing this behavior.

Now, I won’t lie, roleplay or imagination is one thing, but going online and normalizing this behavior in public is a very very different. Thing, and changes and normalizes that it’s okay to do around real women. Thoughts and behaviors change, and then they wonder why real actual women want nothing to do with them.

In essence, hey if impregnation is your kink, you do you. You talk that way in public? Pretty weird bro.

Buttflapper,

This is a big reason why inceldom has risen imo

I haven’t seen it nearly this bad until this year. This is the worst year I’ve ever seen for it, and Hoyo games are by far the worst

hey if impregnation is your kink, you do you

It seems like it’s worse than that. I’ve seen people making extremely inappropriate comments about young characters. For example in Zenless Zone Zero subreddit, there are people that post pictures of the young characters that look like children, Piper and a few others that I don’t recall off the top of my head. But they are half naked and fan art of them in extremely suggestive positions. Borderline pedophilia but it’s a made up fictional character so they claim it doesn’t count and it’s perfectly fine. Such a strange view on reality

Poayjay,

Not to disagree with anything you’re saying, but I hate the phrase “borderline pedophillia.” Either they’re sexualizing children or not. It’s like saying “non-consensual sex.” There’s no such thing. It’s rape or consensual sex.

Carighan,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

That’s mostly down to a legal thing if I remember? And last time I read about it, related to a non-english language and in that case I have fuck all Idea how to judge whether splitting rape into two words for it makes sense or not. Sounds wrong to me, but I’m not someone to judge that.

But yeah other than that, agreed.

Buttflapper,

I hate the phrase “borderline pedophillia.” Either they’re sexualizing children or not.

They hide behind the fact that character age isn’t expressly stated anywhere, so it’s technically not pedo behavior since it’s unknown what age it is. But me personally, I think they’re underage.

Example from Zenless subreddit. Piper is a character that looks like she’s anywhere from 10 to 15 years of age, and people are posting her half naked.

Here’s another post with a very one-sided discussion about NSFW art for characters who are clearly minors, in which the community basically downvotes anyone who tries to voice their opinion that creating erotica and other NSFW art for minors and adolescents is wrong. Truly disgusting behavior, and I’m in disbelief that there’s a gaming community out there today like this…

hisao,

Had a relevant conversation nearby recently: ani.social/post/5729640/6253450

Ashtear,

This is a dimension of the conversation I wish was talked about more. By linking strict norms to behavior in public, we’re telling petite women of the age of majority that don’t have curves that they can’t ever be sexually attractive because it’s extremely immoral and taboo. It’s especially a problem for trans women who can’t afford/don’t want breast augmentation surgery or otherwise can’t develop biological markers that we code as adult. Being told only pedophiles will be attracted to you is harmful to everyone involved.

Glide,

The problem is we’re linking it to appearances instead of maturity.

The problem with sexual relationships between adults and minors is two fold. First, the minor in question hasn’t had time to fully develop the emotional intelligence to healthily and safely engage in a sexual relationship. Second, there is an innate power differential between a minor and an adult: usually the adult has means of supporting themselves, something akin to solidified social supports and experience, education and knowledge necessary to live without the day-to-day support of others. You put these together, and you have a relationship that, even with the absolute best of intentions, becomes inherently abusive. The adult holds all the power in the relationship, and the minor is left with no choice but to worship the ground they walk on, and worse, they have not developed the emotional intelligence to identify it.

The problem with these 2000 year old loli’s is not their body; the problem is that they’re often child-coded. They act like children. They do things that highlights their lack of knowledge and inexperience. What is often played off as a cute girl anime trope is in reality an indication that this is someone who you can conquer, dominate, and hold power over in a sexual relationship, and you can feel “good” about doing so, because you’re, with the best of intentions, just helping them learn through your loving relationship. So what if you’re fucking her while you do so. (/s on that last sentence just in case)

There is nothing wrong with finding petite women attractive. 30 year olds who look like teenagers are not a problem. Hell, as long as we’re on the topic, I’ll shock most people by arguing that admitting that a 16 year old has developed into an attractive and desirable person isn’t even a problem, as long as you’re doing so from a position of respect rather than intent. The issue is neglecting to recognize the power differential between you and that 16 year old, and convincing yourself that it’s okay to engage in romantic and sexual acts with them while uttering deranged statements like “they’re very mature for their age” or “I’m helping them learn and grow so it’s okay”.

Child coded characters are a problem, and hiding the magic number that supposidly discerns whether or not they’re fuckable doesn’t suddenly make things okay.

Zagorath,
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Glide,

Fantastic watch that highlights the issue I am talking about. Thanks for sharing that.

hisao,

By the way, imagine how Piper Perry would look if she was drawn as anime character. Would you consider that extreme lolicon? She’s almost 30 y/o and that is absolutely legal even in real porn.

Aielman15,
@Aielman15@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t seen it nearly this bad until this year. This is the worst year I’ve ever seen for it, and Hoyo games are by far the worst

Congrats for lasting this far. I quit the anime world years ago when it became clear that that shit was becoming the norm, and 95% of products specifically catered to that demographic.

Krackalot,

This, by far, was the biggest factor for me quitting anime, but also, it hasn’t evolved or changed at all since the 2000s. It’s all the same tired tropes and stereotypes. Throw in a few dashes of misogyny and bam, top anime apparently.

GreyCat,

Bold claim.

Jarix,

There IS a difference between reality and fantasy. We see it all the time.

There is an actual fetish for consesual non consent aka rape fantasy/roleplay. If we allow that people routinely engage in fake rape, then why are you surprised if anything else is sexualized. People are weird.

But is it not just as disturbing to you when people glorify violence and gore such as the Saw franchise?

I do not understand the attraction to these things either, but I dont think its healthy to pretend that reality and fantasy cant be separated.

scrubbles,
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and that’s the real issue I see, is that in inceldom, the line between fantasy and reality is so blurred that they don’t understand the social norms. If r*pe kink is your thing, and your partner and you like to do it, I think that’s fine. personally I don’t like it, but it’s you in your private home and it’s your thing, I’m not going to be the one to say not to.

The key though is that there’s a hard line between fantasy and reality, and if you start thinking that real, live women want that, that 's a huge red line you crossed, and same with most other things.

Idk, like you said people are weird, and we desperately try to fit them into boxes, and when it comes to sex that’s nearly impossible. The key is knowing that what you’re into at home is very different than what you do to real people. I’m rambling a bit, but consent is really the thing. Real people need to consent, unlike online fantasies.

Glide,

Not because of the content, but because of groups of men all reinforcing this behavior.

I genuinely know more women than men that act like this. I can’t say you’re entirely wrong about the problems with normalizing behaviour and the like, but simplifying it to “men are disgusting and know nothing of 'real, actual women” when real, actual women are sometimes equally disgusting is, well concerning.

This particular brand of behaviour is usually about rejection of social norms far more than it is ever about the objectification of women. People who have been rejected by society like to take back the power by rejecting the norms of that society.

Soulg,

That’s not what incels are but go off

SlimeKnight, do gaming w Embrace the nerddom

Girls are nerds too. They won’t admit it if you make it dangerous to do so. Like say, gatekeeping, calling them not true fans, pretending they don’t exist and leaving passive aggressive remarks when someone shares a story involving one.

Masta_Chief,

Careful, you’re making too much sense on the internet

DudeImMacGyver, do gaming w And yet I still find myself choosing the Switch version anyway
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Switch is dead to me: Steam Deck is love, Steam Deck is life.

ricecake,

It astounds me that only two companies seem to have really accepted and done a good job with the concept.

I wish the steam deck did a little better while docked, but it’s perfectly fine for what I use it for.

Neato,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

At least for me, I have a gaming PC. If I need to dock it, I’ll just switch computers. Though if it’s your only gaming PC then it could probably be more powerful.

ricecake,

Yeah, I’m in the same boat personally but there have been occasions where something is being played on the deck and then the TV becomes available, leaving a moment of “is it worth it to quickly switch over and eat the performance hit?”

It’s far from a deal breaker, but something has to be the worst aspect.

lengau,

I have a more powerful desktop and a laptop with essentially 1 generation newer of APU, but I basically only game on my deck now.

cynar,

The steam deck rode the balance point between cost, heat, and power extremely well, in my opinion. It was cheap enough to justify the cost. Its battery lasts a respectable amount of time, and it’s computing power was enough.

I can see how it could have been improved much, given the tech and use limitations.

Spiralvortexisalie,

Plus I am sure someone will bring up how with x86 you can play some game no one has heard of/extremely old, but realistically switch is the only actual multiplayer console left. I gave away my xbox s because literally the only game that I could multiplayer was an old xbox 360 racing game. Meanwhile I havent met anyone is 30s-40s who does not absolutely love Mario Party and/or Mario Kart

Revan343,

And Smash; can’t forget Smash.

Kecessa,

Just wait, Microsoft will release their own version with an Xbox launcher to have a user friendly UI with Windows in the background allowing you to run any Windows compatible games.

mrvictory1,

any Windows compatible games

Ubisoft launcher: what was your username, again? Microsoft can either use a locked down ecosystem and limit game compatibility or face numerous problems due to problematic 3rd parties, giving up the console experience.

Kecessa,

These things are just ultra compact computers, it would be Windows running in the background with a simplified UI when launching it, just like the Deck is plain old Linux in the background with a simplified launcher up front.

DudeImMacGyver,
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Is the Switch doing a good job? Drift issues run rampant and Nintendo never fixed it. For all we know, they might use it on the Switch 2 as well. Between pricey games, drift, and their shitty approach with ROMs and enthusiasts I’ve soured on Nintendo.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Thank god I managed to get an older version of the switch that could be jailbroken by shorting the right joycon slot. Best thing I did to mine. Too bad the drift happens to every fucking left joycon i have.

HappyTimeHarry,

The actual stick is pretty easy and cheap to replace, you can get a kit on amazon for 2 sticks under $20.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

cries in USD-BRL conversion

What really annoys me is that the screws are 3 pronged instead of 4 and they also feel stuck as fuck.

The real irony is that I bought some chinese knockoff that actually lasted longer than the fucking originals. Oh, both originals also stopped registering the tiny L-R buttons. Way to go, Nintendo.

ricecake,

I’d say they’re doing a good job by virtue of popularity.

It’s far from the best metric, but a lot of people have bought them and been happy enough.

And they do a great job with the transitioning between docked and mobile setups, which is also key.

jjjalljs,

The deciding factor for me on the steam deck is I can plug it into the tv, and now I can kind of do couch co-op for games that don’t do split screen

Like I can be on my desktop and they can be on the docked deck, and we can play path of exile together.

kn0wmad1c,
@kn0wmad1c@programming.dev avatar

Same. I was all about the Switch until I got my Steam Deck. Haven’t touched my Switch since

bleistift2,

I sometimes play Switch at a friend’s. After a few hours my hands hurt. It seems the controllers were designed for toddler hands. Is a steam deck better?

DudeImMacGyver,
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Much better.

eco_game,

One drawback of the steamdeck is its size and weight though, it’s significantly bulkier than a switch. Still well worth the tradeoff though imo.

theonyltruemupf,

It’s the most comfortable controller I ever used. Some people say it’s too heavy, but I didn’t have problems with that yet.

Sterile_Technique, do games w Sony cancelled the PSN account linking requirement for Helldivers 2
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Getting abusive parent vibes from the language of Sony’s post.

madcaesar,

Corporate PR speak always sounds cringe and I despise it. Just be humans you fucking pricks.

Kedly,

Tbf, I’ve seen what happens to indies when they’re just humans in how they talk to their customers/fans. HR speak exists for a reason unfortunately

rockerface,

Nah, I’d rather they keep speaking like this. Makes it really obvious from the get go who I’m dealing with. If they speak normally, they might blend in

Croquette,

Always is. They went too far. They scale back and try again when the dust has settled.

Oldest trick in the books

Fandangalo,

Starting off with “we’ve heard your feedback” is something I’ve never heard from an abusive parent?

deegeese,

“I understand you’re upset but…”

Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Naw it’s more like “we did something we knew would make you incredibly uncomfortable; but now that you’re screaming we’re worried about the neighbors hearing it and we don’t want the cops called on us, so we’ll back off until a more opportune time.”

deweydecibel, do gaming w The people who made these back in the day are heroes

These often were solo written guides, too. Not wikis.

Somewhere, a company employs one of these people, and they have the best documentation you’ve ever seen.

fsxylo,

There actually were usually citations of usernames that you never heard of that provided corrections and niche secrets.

It was pretty neat.

Patches,

Somewhere, a company employs one of these people, and they have the best documentation you’ve ever seen.

Not my company 😂😭

BambiDiego,

Whoever was the guy that wrote the Breath of Fire 2 walkthrough I read when I was 12 was a godsend for me.

I was still learning English and his FAQ was so thorough and clear that I actually improved my vocabulary and grammar from using it.

chiliedogg,

I keep spectacular documentation on personal projects because there’s no deadlines.

If I get hit by a bus, my office will collapse because I ain’t got time to document shit.

Warl0k3, do gaming w Someone needs to make this

The potential for environmental(?) storytelling with this is amazing. Crew that have been hoarding fruit bringing it to you during restricted rations then the rest of the crew finds out and they just stop showing up, or being bribed to redirect better food from the captain’s table, or trying to manage the rationing requirements given to you by an increasingly insane captain while at the same time having to keep the crew happy or they’ll turn on you.

Parrots stuffed with crackers, long saltpork, barrels of infinte biscuits, huge oysters, eldtritch fish, trying to keep the nightmares from stealing your ingredients while still serving dinner on time, your knives all go missing so you have to improvise all your recipies without them…

yeah, there’s a lot of potential here.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

I would also love it if they used real recipes for things, like the ones from Lobscouse & Spotted Dog, which is a tremendously well-researched and well-written book that has the recipes from the Patrick O’Brien’s Aubrey-Maturin series. This includes a recipe for boiled shit and millers (rats) in onion sauce.

Warl0k3,

Oh that is so cool thank you for telling me about it!!

Semi_Hemi_Demigod,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

It’s my favorite cookbook even if the ingredients are impossible to get and every dish serves like 40 people

ZapBeebz_,

eldritch fish…

Well, there’s your collab with Dredge already written!

AlwaysTheir,

As food supply dwindles you’re forced to cook with more and more spoiled ingredients. Leading to sickness and hallucinations on top of the strange supernatural influence. Sleep won’t come any more. Whatever is on the ship makes it impossible to rest. Vision is blurry and hearing is off. Which voices are real, which are the ghosts, which are purely your own? The wind has stopped and the ship hasn’t moved is a week as the waves rock. People who you thought had jumped overboard are back making requests for dishes from their childhood. Spices you don’t remember stocking and couldn’t possibly be on board turn up in unexpected places. This looks like saffron. Does saffron taste like that all the time or is this something else entirely?

Kowowow,

Add in increasingly brutal reactions to bad meals from getting yelled at near the beginning to getting knocked to the floor and some ingredients stolen then eventually a guy takes a couple of your fingers off with a clever and walks away laughing as he pops them in his mouth

CaptainBasculin, do gaming w Model is absolutely stoked to make her mark in the gaming industry

The true question is who was Venom modeled after, because that’s the top tier ass.

motor_spirit,

I bet it’s that stupid, sexy Flanders…

partial_accumen,

“…nothing at all…nothing at all…”

samus12345,
Evil_Shrubbery,
vaultdweller013,

I am laughing way too hard at that “No?” “Nope.”

Maalus,

I play lots of Black Widow. Bro plays lots of Venom. The first reaction new people who play with us have, is “woah that ass”. Our default response is “whose?”

SuperSaiyanSwag,

me

dumbass,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Well shit, you got a damn fine ass!

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