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cupcakezealot, do gaming w Elon Musk demanded a cameo in Cyberpunk 2077 while wielding a 200 year old gun: "I was armed but not dangerous"
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

They should have put him in a game with the gun while commanding an apartheid army.

jmcs,

Or put his mummified corpse as an Arasaka spoil of the corporate war.

Hyperreality,

Hidden in a Badlands emerald mine.

li10, do games w Baldur's Gate 3 has ruined Starfield for me

In comparison to BG3, the dialogue and stories are incredibly bland in Starfield.

If you don’t compare it to BG3 though, then the dialogue and stories are still incredibly bland.

I swear every Bethesda game does this. For example, when you get three dialogue options, they all say basically the same thing, and they all set up the player to be dunked on by the NPCs response…

Or the only options are:

“wow! Incredible! I love kittens, good on ya kid!”

Or

“You don’t wanna mess with me, I’ll kill you.”

Kolanaki,
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At least the stories were pretty good for the most part. Starfield’s story and lore are just so generic and boring, and the dialogue ranges from corny to just flatout awful. Even compared to previous Bethesda games, the story elements in Starfield are a yawn fest that feel like they were written by history majors and not people who love science fiction.

PM_ME_FEET_PICS,

BG3 has very bad writing as well.

alekks09,

Can you elaborate more on this a tad more?

PM_ME_FEET_PICS,

Very short responses.

Very little dialog depth.

Pretty bad story.

It’s very clear of the rewrites after Chris A. was ejected.

FluorideMind, do gaming w Bethesda says most of Starfield's 1000+ planets are dull on purpose because 'when the astronauts went to the moon, there was nothing there' but 'they certainly weren't bored'

Bro I’ve spent at least ten hours just building cool space ships.

Erk,

The ship builder is just tons of fun. I wish the controls were a little bit more obvious but once you get the hang of it, I think it’s my favourite in genre. I love building something neat and then going to check out the interior walkthrough, particularly. I think I need a save where I just cheat in millions of credits so i can experiment for a while

totallymojo,
@totallymojo@ttrpg.network avatar

What are you gonna do with it when you are done?
Photo mode in space?

Jakeroxs,

There is space combat

SpacetimeMachine,

It’s pretty garbage though :/

OldPain,

1v1 me in space punk

Jakeroxs,

Is it? I find it pretty fun, sure games like everspace did it better, but that is literally a space dogfighting game lol.

NMS space combat is noticably worse in comparison, and some of the upgrade paths and the ability to adjust your reactor usage (very reminiscent of FTL) make it interesting enough for me.

cyanarchy,

Your ship is kinda like a player home you bring around with you. Having one that uniquely suits your needs and preferences is cool, and also I want a damn weapon workbench.

tomkatt, do games w Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading
@tomkatt@lemmy.world avatar

This is what happens when you abandon Splinter Cell.

BarneyPiccolo,

It’s what happens when you operate your company with an accountant mentality. The focus is 100% on money, and 0% on creativity.

They always realize too late that customers won’t just give you money, you have to offer them something decent in exchange, but accountants don’t know how to do that, which is why you NEVER let accountant craft the business strategy for a company.

If they try to offer suggestions, you scream at them to get back to their hole and count the money like they’re supposed to, and when their opinion is needed, it will be solicited, which will be NEVER.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@pawb.social avatar

The irony is that they actually have some pretty unique and creative ideas spread out in most of their open-world games despite the jokes about how they’re all the same. If they cared about making good shit and not just money, they could have a game that rivals or surpasses Grand Theft Auto.

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Or consistently fail to make Beyond Good and Evil 2 for several decades.

Bennyboybumberchums, do games w Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading

All you had to do was make good and fun games. How do you fuck THAT up??? Especially when you were already doing it.

And not to mention…

“Hey guys, what can we make that people really want?”

“I hear people all the time over the last decade asking for a new Splinter Cell game.”

“Yeah, ok, Brad. We’ll call that plan B… Every year with this asshole. Does anyone have any REAL ideas???”

Because fuck gamers, right, Ubi? Expedition 33 showed the world what current games makers can do when pricks in suits arent around to muddy the waters. The quicker UBI folds, and all that talent leaves to make something that they actually want to make the better.

BlameTheAntifa,

They are also hellbent on infecting everything they touch with Denuvo malware. I haven’t bought anything of theirs in years for that reason alone.

Krudler, (edited )

I have a lifetime boycott of all things Ubisoft for this very reason. I bought game after game after game from the late 90’s until early 2000’s. 100% of them were legal purchases and with the CD in the drive… "please insert CD " error

Then I became the lead developer for gameloft.com and saw how completely incompetent the French leadership of the company is. Absolute morons to the highest levels.

Never another penny shall be conveyed to Ubi from my holdings.

edit: You wanna know what I’m talking about? Ok. They import the director from France. He does not speak English, he does not speak Quebecois, which is very different than Parisian French. He has no knowledge of the games industry whatsoever, but is a cherished family friend. He cannot communicate with anybody in written or verbal ways. He shows up for work at 10am and takes 2 hour coffee with other “leadership” and then lunch. Then he comes back from a 2 hour lunch, and him and come C-Level turnip laugh at his Billy Bass for 30 minutes. I am not making any of this up. This man installs a friend he met into the position of Executive Producer. The man’s previous experience was managing an Esso gas station. No embellishment. So I’m the Sr dev and I’m the fucking acting director, account manager, game designer, executive producer, producer, technical producer, project manager, director of production, developer, creative director, QA lead, every god damned thing just to get some corny-ass games produced.

edit2: Laughing at a Billy Bass. A Billy. Bass. Singing. Fish. Laughing at it uproariously.

bitwolf,

Oh wow you anger much less easily.

I started boycotting when they started forcing uPlay even in Steam games.

A_Random_Idiot,

All you had to do was make good and fun games. How do you fuck THAT up???

By treating their paying customers like worthless trash/criminals/scum/pirates/etc. Which is what Ubisoft has spent the past 10 years doing.

brucethemoose,

To be fair, they are too big.

They just have too many employees and costs. The way they’re organized, they’re stuck with gigantic budget, milquetoast, broad appeal games just to attempt sales they need to break even, with all the inefficiency that comes at that team size… unless they fire a ton of people and split up the rest.


My observation over the past decade is that “medium size” is the game dev sweet spot. Think Coffee Stain, Obsidian, and so on.

carlossurf,

Nah fuck that if they make a new splinter cell game it would end up being open world with a cosmetic store

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

“We’ve finally decided to listen to fans. We’re releasing a new Splinter Cell…animated show!”

Bennyboybumberchums,

Or “We’ve finally decided to listen to fans. We’re releasing a new Splinter Cell…addon for an always online single player game that no one likes…"

Fans: “We get to play as Sam Fisher again? Awesome!”

UBI:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fd02cbca-5a95-4aa1-94e7-421fb8a6c6f8.gif

omarfw,

Not only that but E33 showed people what ex-ubisoft devs could do when you actually let them be creative.

garretble, do games w If Peter Molyneux had a time machine to remake his cursed cube game, 'what you would give, now, would be a cryptocurrency thing'
@garretble@lemmy.world avatar

Is this dude the biggest snake oil salesman in gaming?

I guess Fable was alright, but everything Peter promises seems to never manifest.

Ugurcan,

He did some revolutionary things back then, Populous, Dungeon Keeper, Theme Park and Black & White were truly great games.

I would say those earlier games were influental to the whole industry, but only if Molyneux dropped dead around 2012. He missed the chance to remembered as a legend by living too long to become the arse of the joke.

squaresinger,

Chris Roberts isn’t too far of, but Molyneux certainly takes the crown.

grrgyle, do games w Everyone thinks the Deus Ex remaster looks awful and they're right: 'They really turned those 1999 graphics into 2003 graphics'

Wrapped plastic - not fantastic.

Everything’s got that wet toy sheen. Wow, so realistic. Much specular.

Binturong,

everybody knows shiny = real.

truthfultemporarily, do games w EU tax officials confront the most pressing legal question of our time: If you sell RuneScape gold to someone and they use it to buy a magic sword, do you still have to pay taxes?

This is actually really interesting!

This taxable individual, Kokott explains, was found to have bought and resold through “various forums, groups, and platforms such as Facebook, Discord, and Skype” enough RuneScape gold to earn €415,484—approximately $488,000 USD—between 2021 and 2023.

They then were ordered to backpay VAT because they made above 45k. Defendant says trading virtual currencies is like trading crypto, and VAT exempt. Government says its like selling a voucher instead.

Its corner cases like this one that make taxes complicated for regular people.

I also find it hilarious that tax lawyers and accountants will have to read that court decision.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Shit, sounds like I should set up some runescape bots to sell gold, even if I only get like 10k USD a year, that’s doubling my income

Asafum, do gaming w We can't keep making videogame stories for players who aren't paying attention to them

This concept of a second screen show is so unbelievably fucking moronic… It’s your own damn fault if you’re not paying attention!

I have a second monitor that I play things on, and it’s either a stream of someone playing something similar or the same game, or it’s a show I’ve already watched and know the story of.

If I’m watching something new, then I’m watching it. To have stories dumbed down, or just butchered to suit tictok brainrotted people completely devoid of attention spans is so freaking depressing and only exacerbates the issue. But in the end I guess I get it, you’re out for a profit and it hurts to have a plethora of idiots rate you poorly because they weren’t paying attention and didn’t understand the story… Ughh…

TheFogan, do gaming w Steam for Chromebooks is getting axed in 2026 instead of exiting its 4-year beta

While I hate googles tendency to kill everything I have to ask, did google really promise chromebooks as a gaming system? I always understood them as dirt cheap computers made to handle the basics of word processing and average web based applications. Ideal only to be school or work computers

scintilla,

Maybe not gaming but they did and have been selling higher spec laptops for a while.

TheFogan, (edited )

Honestly I think that’s the constant problem of every “low cost computer” setup that comes out. They start out with an understanding of what they are… a cheap disposable alternative for doing the basics, after getting some momentum in that they cry about the lack of profit margins, keep adding to it to justify pricing them the same as regular laptops, but at the fundamental level do far less and they don’t sell for crap at that price.

Like say netbooks, it’s so commonly assumed the ipad killed the netbook… as a former netbook owner I disagree. I bought an acer aspire 1 when they were on sale for like $100, it was a really low powered, basic windows system. If I recall it was running win XP in the vista era. For me it was a good choice, a nice note taking, word document writing and basic web browsing computer with a decent battery life, and tiny enough to slip in a bag with little work.

I worked at staples at the time, and if I recall they were around $200 regular price, but frequently on sale for 100-150, and when they went on sale they sold like hotcakes. They had other netbooks in the 300-500 price range… I don’t think I ever saw one sell, and to this day I don’t get the appeal. You’d need more hardware if you were say, editing graphics… or playing games, or doing something more complex, but why would you do those things on a 10" screen. Same price you could buy a real laptop, bit bigger, but more importantly a comfortable screen size and a full sized keyboard. So in short, the netbooks went from a cheap option that can do the the main fundimentals of a PC slightly worse, for 1/3rd the price. To a… laptop that could do 80% of what a laptop can, on an uncomfortably tiny screen, for 100% of the price.

around the same time the ipad came out… for $500, the netbooks shifted their focus, more and more models in the $300-$700 price range. Nebooks shifted to being what I would effectively describe as… small little boxes, that do most of what a laptop does, much worse with a tiny screen… for the same price, maybe a bit more when comparing spec for spec.

Honestly i see the same with chromebooks. So you’ve got chromeos, which has less general computer support than regular linux. Can’t run MS office, slightly lesser game support. No special form factor or advantage for games like say the steam deck etc… No matter how you slice it you’ve got a computer, designed to do… say 70% of what you can on a regular laptop… for the price of… a regular laptop.

Blisterexe,

Yes. I remember seeing some booths for “gaming chromebooks” at a best buy a while back.

missingno,
@missingno@fedia.io avatar

They're never gonna run demanding AAA titles, but Steam is full of simpler 2D and classic games they could handle. You could play Balatro or Stardew Valley on a Chromebook.

EarMaster, do games w RTX remaster mod for Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines looks like witchcraft
@EarMaster@lemmy.world avatar

So we’re adding more advanced reflections to a game with characters most known for having no reflections…

malle_yeno,

Hate to “umm ackshually” over what amounts to a difference of fictional rules, but for what it’s worth, vampires do have reflections in the World of Darkness setting. Only vampires of clan Lasombra (not playable in bloodlines) don’t have reflections since it’s their clan weakness.

Otherwise, if all vampires couldn’t have reflections, it would be incredibly easy to tell who’s a kindred and there would be no way of keeping up the Masquerade.

EarMaster,
@EarMaster@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t know that. Maybe the world is in dire need of a RTX remaster for this game…

RampantParanoia2365,

I mean, if everything but the vampire has reflections, that does drive the point home.

Kolanaki, do games w The GameStop stapler that punctured a Switch 2 screen on launch day is being auctioned off for charity
@Kolanaki@pawb.social avatar

How much for the employee that did the stapling?

minibyte,

$11 an hour.

sugar_in_your_tea,

That’s like 4.5 years of labor for $100k!

RightHandOfIkaros,

Whatever you are willing to pay, since they are most likely looking for a new job. They have experience in damage stacking and liability research. And stapling.

sugar_in_your_tea,

Hmm, I have a Tesla dealership nearby that seems short on staples…

FelixCress, do games w Space Invaders creator recalls building arcade games with mirrors, making a prototype console that never saw release, and how short-sighted Taito's sales team was about videogames: 'These things will

In a real ‘what if’ moment for Taito he even “made a prototype for a new games console, but that was not approved by the sales team as they were purely focused on arcade games.”

The Taito sales team, as it was back then, hovers in the background of Nishikado’s recollections like a ghost: it clearly exerted great influence on what the company would allow the creatives to make.

Marketing people are bunch of idiots. They stop real creativity and replace it with copies of what succeed somewhere else.

the_crotch,

Considering the time period, axing the console may have actually been a good decision

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game_crash_of_1983

LorIps,
@LorIps@lemmy.world avatar

1983 was a uniquely American event. Japan and Europe were unaffected, and as no Japanese consoles had any success in the US at the time they wouldn’t have aimed for an American release anyway, while Europe only bought computers.

the_crotch,

Good point.

Damage, do games w Romero Games reportedly met with Microsoft just a day before the publisher pulled funding for the studio, and there was 'no mention' of the decision that put over 100 people out of work

Truth is they have increased their yearly evil quotas, so now they have to find new ways to fulfill then

FelixCress, do games w Randy Pitchford asks fans if they'd swallow future Borderlands exclusivity deals, almost 10,000 people say just put your damn games on Steam

Fucking don’t. Put them on GoG.

ampersandrew,
@ampersandrew@lemmy.world avatar

Other than GOTY edition of the first game, this entire series has LAN (so far), which is commendable and stupidly rare! I hope the GOTY edition doesn’t show that they’re nixing this for BL4 as well.

joyjoy,

Just don’t make exclusives. Steam, GoG, Epic, whatever.

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