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pulaskiwasright, do gaming w Star Wars: Jedi 3 is on the way, according to Cal Kestis actor Cameron Monaghan

Did he follow that up by saying “oops”?

ono, do games w Why does everyone swear so much in The Witcher 3?

Maybe they’re frustrated by Geralt’s controls.

Decimit, do games w Why does everyone swear so much in The Witcher 3?

Because fuck you, that’s why.

epicsninja, do games w AR horror Scrylight will "blur the boundaries of what’s real and what isn't"

So it’s a horror game that only works in houses with modern appliances.

vaultdweller013,

Behold my stuff!

Pile of old as shit appliances

smeg,

Granting a third party full access to all the questionably-secured devices in your home is the real horror

taladar,

To an IT person a house full of “smart” devices is already a horror to behold.

smeg,

You know what they say, the S in IoT stands for Security!

kurcatovium, do games w Why does everyone swear so much in The Witcher 3?

It’s because in Sapkowski’s universe witchers are mutants and normal people hate them for being different (and because they are scared too). Basically racism.

atrielienz, do games w Why does everyone swear so much in The Witcher 3?

They live in an eldritch horror hellscape.

JoMomma, do games w Why does everyone swear so much in The Witcher 3?

Why the fuck not?

ASK_ME_ABOUT_LOOM, do games w Why does everyone swear so much in The Witcher 3?

Gotta wonder how many people are down voting because they think the title is moralizing, when it’s anything but that.

There’s nothing like going for a nice long walk around the world of The Witcher 3 and meeting some of the locals there. They say the nicest things. “Sod off, you misborn clod,” a guard will tell me. “Got so fucked up once, blood came out me ears,” a chap at the docks will announce. Or if I’m really lucky, “Go fuck your mums tits!” What a world to live in.

The thing is, I love this about the game. Being scolded by the ruddy-faced inhabitants of The Witcher 3 has long been one of my favourite things, ever since I first played it eight years ago.

eendjes,
@eendjes@feddit.nl avatar

Yeah, I don’t know either. I found it an interesting read, it also goes into conversation design in games. Felt like it would be appropriate here?

Jaderick, do games w Why does everyone swear so much in The Witcher 3?

Cause it’s fucking cool

n3m37h,

AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!

Sorry, I had to

ollie, do gaming w Payday 3 players endure second consecutive day of server issues, preventing them from playing

if only there was a way where… the game could be offline play-able… with a bonus of being free…

DeForrest_McCoy, (edited ) do gaming w Payday 3 players endure second consecutive day of server issues, preventing them from playing

I swear to fuck… All i ever hear is the latest and greatest games always crashing, and or having bugs, or some other bullshit. I sure am glad i gave up on gaming a long time ago. I simply could not function halfway right if I’d continued.

Every big game announcement and release in the last 20 years I’ve heard about you get the “I cant wait, and im on preorder 3 months ahead of time” crowd bitching that the game didn’t get released on time, and when it did they didn’t account for all the rush traffic for the start and the servers were immediately overworked, not that thats the players fault, but its always the same players who never seem to heed the age old warning of Buyer Beware and they do bare blame. One would think by now you’d have recognized this is a pattern that happens over and over and over again on the fucking regular…almost as if it’s planned that way. Maybe be done with it…Maybe it’s time to hang up the controller and find other things to do with life, if you stop paying them they will lose and you will stop losing.

What is the definition of madness people… ?

Muffi,

Indie games have never been better. So much good stuff is coming out all the time, and there are some fantastic experiences to be had. You just have to ignore the big releases, that were pressured to put out unfinished games too early by investors.

Pxtl, do games w Payday 3 players endure second consecutive day of server issues, preventing them from playing
@Pxtl@lemmy.ca avatar

P2P and player-owned dedicated servers need to come back. This “everything runs on the cloud” stuff is so bad on so many levels.

orca,
@orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts avatar

It also means players get rugpulled whenever the suits decide the game is no longer worth maintaining.

Pxtl,
@Pxtl@lemmy.ca avatar

Exactly. I wonder if it’s possible to make a commercial game that’s fully decentralized. Sell the licenses as NFTs, use activitypub for the masterserver so you just toot out your games, release the game and dedicated server as free binaries. I hate NFTs but they’d be more consumer-rights friendly than the current approach of steam owns everything.

mindbleach,

Seriously, it’s a four-player game. Not some MMO clusterfuck. Not an arena shooter bragging about 128 codblops on a single map, like it’s Stand On Nuketown. You need matchmaking - you want anticheat - you’ll do some DRM bullshit. Other than that you should want to offload bandwidth and latency to your players. They’re all on the same team!

Serdan, do games w Payday 3 players endure second consecutive day of server issues, preventing them from playing

“endure” 🫡

GentlemanLoser,

Remember remember Payday 3 in September

themusicman,

Earth, wind and fire?

GentlemanLoser,

Haha, no but that tickles me

Guy Fawkes (the guy the V for Vendetta mask represents) tried to blow up UK parliament in the 1600s. The Brits have a nursery rhyme for it:

“Remember, remember the 5th of November, gunpowder, treason and plot; for there is a reason why gunpowder and treason should ne’er be forgot.”

I was just being silly by implying that living thru Payday 3 server issues are on the same level and get their own version of the rhyme

Serdan,

You had me doubting my memory for a moment there. I used to know the movie version by heart, but it’s been a hot minute. 😄

Maybe it’s time for a rewatch

GreenMario, do games w Payday 3 players endure second consecutive day of server issues, preventing them from playing

Yeah Day 1 was completely unplayable for our 4 man group. Like we don’t need matchmaking we’re in a party just roll a server up and go.

Seems fine now since last night, had no issues getting games going.

SnakeRattleNRoll,

I envy you - was able to play a few matches shortly after release with friends, and havent been able to find a match since.

Solo, with friends, public - doesnt matter, just sits and searches for upwards of 30 minutes before i opt for something else.

GreenMario,

I went to work but apparently some of my friends are still struggling to get into games so it’s not fixed yet, we just have caught a downtime period I guess.

nottheengineer, do games w Payday 3 players endure second consecutive day of server issues, preventing them from playing

They had three days of load testing and the infrastructure still failed on launch.

Sounds like the devs knew it wouldn’t work but management insisted on launching anyways.

vsh,

Meanwhile Larian (BG3 devs) held the newest patch for one additional day to test it out and make sure it works properly. You really see the difference.

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