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hactar42, do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I’d look pretty out of place as an overweight 43 year old man playing in the Women’s World Cup.

MrGerrit,
hactar42,

I actually watched that again a few years ago when I started coaching my daughter’s soccer team. It honestly holds up fairly decently for a 90s movie dealing with gender. However, Rodney Dangerfield totally carried that movie himself.

karlach,
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  • hactar42,

    Day 5947, please let me retire before I hit 60

    anguo, do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

    I’d be miserable in a basement, flinging my tears at flies and poop.

    ShitOnABrick,
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    Nelots, (edited )

    Is your mother by any chance a religious nut with a knife?

    ampersandrew, do gaming w What's the most surprising facts about a game you've gleaned by reading a game's achievement/trophy acquisition percentage?
    @ampersandrew@kbin.social avatar

    Bloodborne (PS4). Only 44.6% of players beat the first boss, Father Gascoigne

    He was the second boss for me. The first one I encountered was the Cleric Beast. Then I got so fed up with the frame rate after that I swore off the game, especially since I just found it to be Dark-Souls-but-less. Still, Gascoigne was a hard fight, so it's not surprising that the first major souls-esque game on PS4 had a huge dropoff at a difficulty spike.

    The one that always got me is that even predominantly multiplayer games have a very low participation rate in multiplayer. I've heard about 70/30 split from developers in most cases (and I've gotten a peak behind the curtain at a few other games where this trend continues to hold up, within a margin of error), where even if your game has a bad single player mode and focuses on multiplayer, only 30% of the player base will ever go online. I'll bet that's why these games stopped putting in achievements for "win one online multiplayer match", because it was astonishingly low. Far more people finished a single player story in Street Fighter V (which were awful) than those who went online to play multiplayer.

    OfficialThunderbolt,

    Multiplayer trophies are the worst, in general, except in multiplayer-only games. Once the servers go offline, those multiplayer trophies become unattainable. It’s especially a problem on PlayStation where, once the trophies become unattainable, so does the platinum.

    averyminya,

    Arkham Origins :(

    Sharpiemarker, do gaming w What's the most surprising facts about a game you've gleaned by reading a game's achievement/trophy acquisition percentage?

    Cyberpunk 2076

    The prequel

    OfficialThunderbolt,

    Oopsies. Thanks. Corrected.

    aard, do gaming w How to let my kids find quality games on Android? Right now they only find the pay to win / ad riddled games.
    @aard@kyu.de avatar

    My 9yo daughter has a tablet with family link, so I can monitor what apps she wants to install. As the garbage games are mostly at the top free, she keeps asking for games that I reject, in most cases because it’s riddled with ads.

    Did you ever consider using this as opportunity to educate your daughter about ads in general, how some games try to push adds to get you to do something, and also how some games have game mechanics trying to push you to do specific things, and then just let her figure out if those games are worth playing, or not?

    She’s definitely old enough - I had that discussion with my daughter when she was 5, we have an agreement that we limit the number of games installed on her phone - and the kind of shitty game you’re talking about typically gets uninstalled again pretty quickly.

    In a few years she’ll be able to install stuff by herself - if you never explained to her what and why games/apps are doing she’ll not be ready to deal with that, and it’ll be out of your control.

    sylverstream,

    Thanks for the insights. Totally agree with you. Yep, I’m having those conversations and she understands it more and more.

    BigTrout75, do gaming w How to let my kids find quality games on Android? Right now they only find the pay to win / ad riddled games.

    Netflix offers free Android games with no ads too. If you have ad subscription it might work

    sylverstream,

    Sorry, no Netflix here. Thanks anyways.

    chloyster, do gaming w Assassin's Creed Mirage - Review Thread

    Didn’t include review quotes this time, as it exceeded the character limit for the post

    TheAgeOfSuperboredom, do games w Just finished my first playthrough of Prey by Arkane Studios and WOW.

    If you haven’t played it, try Mooncrash too! It’s a great side story to Prey.

    restingboredface,

    That will probably be my next purchase. I’m excited yo try it!

    Commiunism, do gaming w What type of game you want to see that doesn't fully exist yet?

    Science-based dragon MMO

    _who_was_phone_,

    Someone should take this project on as their first foray into game dev. Bonus points if it’s a middle-aged woman.

    Dark_Arc, do games w Are there any reputable independent gaming sites left?
    @Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg avatar

    If you are okay with Vox Media Group, I’ve been pretty happy with Polygon. They even have RSS!

    mana,

    I think Mike Mahardy from Polygon is alright, but generally I find their content leans into social commentary more than I want in a gaming outlet. I respect that some people want that, and I’m glad these sites exist for them.

    Dark_Arc,
    @Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg avatar

    I haven’t really noticed that…? But, maybe that’s just because whatever’s being said “agrees” with me or isn’t in the articles I choose to read from them (?)

    bighi,

    I’ve never seen any social commentary content from them. I haven’t watched everything they do, but can’t be that common if I haven’t seen it yet.

    LucyLastic, do gaming w What type of game you want to see that doesn't fully exist yet?

    1: An open world exploration game that doesn’t have combat … like Breath of the Wild but without all the fighting and with lots of short stories and puzzles.

    Basically I want to be able to go wandering off and uncover ancient ruins etc without having to fight for my life.

    2: Snowrunner, but with a good narrative story mode and gearboxes that actually work.

    There’s so much potential to have engaging stories in that game, which could be tied into improved game structure (namely restricting truck / tire choice to make some tasks challenging in an interesting way).

    Ultimatenab,

    For your #1 point, have you heard of Palia? It got released last month and it is a chill have where you gather and build your house. Additionally you can explore ruins to uncover your origins.

    JakenVeina,

    Give Outer Wilds a go.

    laxu,

    This fits OP’s description perfectly. Great game. It’s on PS+ if you play on Playstation 4 or 5.

    space,

    Wobbly life is like that. It’s targeted more towards children, but my kids absolutely love it.

    dom, do gaming w What type of game you want to see that doesn't fully exist yet?

    A few things come up for me.

    An rpg based on wheel or time or storm light archives

    Open world top down skyrim-like with combat more akin to ghost of tsushima than traditional 2d zeldas. (As in focus on bad guys, dodge roll, fluid combat)

    Modern single player carpg, similar to original forza horizon

    GrayBackgroundMusic,

    Storm light could work, but I think it’s more about the politics than the power sets. Idk maybe it’s gets more fantastic. I’m only on book 2.

    Mist born would also be a great universe and the powers are really adaptable into a game, IMO.

    dom,

    There are definitely adventures. But even the concept of the powers aligns well to a game. Wouldn’t need to follow thr narrative, but I dont think it would be bad if it did. Would have some cool cut scenes and missions

    BlueLineBae, do gaming w What type of game you want to see that doesn't fully exist yet?
    @BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

    I’ll tell you what I want… Katamari Damaci online multi player. Imagine the final level where you roll up the world but with the mechanics of the multiplayer mode that was already in place. It’ll be like agar.io where you get bigger and you absorb other people as you get bigger or you get absorbed because you weren’t quick enough at growing. They could update the levels to be themed and add new items and Easter eggs for you to discover and pick up. I want this soooooo bad! I want to play with my friends and strangers. I want different play modes where you get the biggest in the time, pick up the most of a specific thing, capture the flag, use your katamari to play golf but it gets harder if you pick up weird shaped stuff that throws off your balance, Easter egg hunt, racing, team games where you absorb the enemy!!! I want it alllllll!!!

    Ormulum,

    Oh my god, this would be so chaotic, I would play the absolute hell out of an online multiplayer Katamari! I love this idea.

    Ultimatenab, do gaming w What type of game you want to see that doesn't fully exist yet?

    I will start. I want to see a game that mashes factory building with either FPS or RTS, where one or more players create a supply chain inside a zone/factory and the other one or more players utilise the ammo, weapons, vehicle etc.

    Zeragamba,
    @Zeragamba@lemmy.ca avatar

    I think I’ve seen Orbital Potato on YouTube cover a few games that might come close to that idea

    slazer2au,

    Space engineers?

    One team gathers resources and processes the resources, the other flys around in a ship blowing crap up.

    Moonguide,

    Wasnt there a starship troopers game that was pretty close to this? Swear I saw a jackfrags video on a game like this.

    Fizz,
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    Factorio can be that if you play pvp with a mod that allows you to build and control units like an rts

    t3rmit3,

    This sort of sounds like Foxhole

    all-knight-party,
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    I was also thinking that. Long term battles simulated to the point of working on supply chain

    Ultimatenab,

    Thank you for your suggestion. I’ve looked at this and it is really very close to what I was thinking.

    I bought it and I will play it this weekend.

    kuneho, do games w What games can you recommend that didn't get the appreciation that they deserved?
    @kuneho@lemmy.world avatar

    Earthbound for the SNES.

    It had a rough launch, rough reviews at the time, but the best RPG I’ve ever played, period.

    mrbubblesort,
    @mrbubblesort@kbin.social avatar

    Chrono Trigger, Super Mario RPG, and Earthbound are the holy trinity of SNES era RPGs

    CatZoomies,
    @CatZoomies@lemmy.world avatar

    Agreed on the holy trinity. But even though you’re devout to the holy trinity, sometimes there are temptations.

    Illusion of Gaia is that cool friend you haven’t seen in a long time who shows up, and you bond and reminisce like you haven’t been separated at all. Then you discover Illusion of Gaia has friends you haven’t met, and they roll together in a cool club called The Soul Blazer Trilogy.

    EyesInTheBoat,
    @EyesInTheBoat@lemmy.world avatar

    I remember when I played IoG and Terranigma years later and was super angry that I hadn’t heard of either back in the day lol

    captain_aggravated, (edited )
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    My favorite thing about Illusion of Gaia has to be the fact that the manual contained a complete walkthrough of the game, at least in the North American release. Unless it was the same energy as “the dumb Americans (who invented the genre and introduced it to the East) don’t understand RPGs, so we’ll make Mystic Quest really simple and dumbed down for them” I don’t know why they did that.

    Also, I was like 13 when I got my used copy of Soul Blazer…is there a more melancholy game on the SNES?

    brawleryukon,
    @brawleryukon@lemmy.world avatar

    cries in FF6

    secondaccountlemmy,

    bruh if final fantasy isnt on the list, that list is wrong.

    kromem,

    The players guide had scratch and sniff vomit.

    That game and the product teams were amazing, it was just too weird for broad commercial success at the time.

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