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i love how inflation is just always magically a reason for companies to charge arbitrarily large sums for their products, how the hell do you people think people are supposed to afford things?

seriously, if everything just constantly increases in cost, how precisely do you envision the economy functioning?

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caffeine pills are severely underrated, you can just have a bottle by the bed and down 100mg without even needing to stand up

Swedneck,
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that’s true of like, every single pill ever made

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not sure that’s hugely better frankly, because now it’s implied that the mooks are just there to let the important people act out decadent fantasies in absurd detail

like being an extra in a mr beast episode whose sole job is to get punched into cold water

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i’m sure there’s at least one plumber that has never touched toilet or sewage pipes in their long career

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this is why you ditch competitive games in favour of cooperative ones, greybeards mentor greenbeards.

Swedneck,
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it means that either pluto isn’t a planet, or basically the entire fucking asteroid belt it’s part of is all planets

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whenever i find a game that i actually want to keep playing i give a quick prayer to the gods, thanking them for their mercy

go figure that game was The Long Dark this time, only thing more violently autistic than a realistic canadian survival game would be a railway planning ga- sigh

Swedneck,
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they’re more reliable but they still wear out, but i don’t really think it’s a problem you need to worry about, just have in the back of your mind that you’ll want to make a backup after a while so you’re not sitting there with a dying sd card with all your data on it.

But also IIRC flash storage specifically fails to write data as it wears out, so it’s not like the data is gone.

Swedneck,
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the fuck are you on about lmao
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tmpfs

Swedneck,
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and given that it’s a gaming device blender probably runs pretty alright, too, especially if you stick to the eevee engine

Swedneck,
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not very prime then is it?

Swedneck,
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it’s not a sports game, it’s a game sport
if that makes sense

Swedneck,
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but then how will you play ominous sonatas in the night?

kylecopas, to esa
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Terrestrial facilities sign, @esa , Tor Vergata

Swedneck,
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it’s also excluding nonhumans, which is very strange for a space agency

Swedneck,
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Well why exclude them needlessly? Maybe they’d benefit from a nice private room to photosynthesize in with their portable growlights

Swedneck,
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and this is why we unionize, by all accounts we should be working so little at this point that we’d have 5 hours set aside for gaming

Swedneck,
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it’s just standard “haha self harm funi”, it’s so easy to post and reliably gets a few upvotes, so it’s just a kneejerk response to posts like these.

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is GW2 the one where quests just get beamed into your head when you cross a border?

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now now, it’s not necessarily malicious, it can just be extreme incompetence.

Popular Female Skyrim Modder Has Abandoned Her Work Due to Daily Harrassment (www.gamesradar.com)

I think gamers as a whole, though specifically those in niche communities, need to take a long and hard look at themselves. We should celebrate the volunteers that create wonderful content for us, generally with no financial gain. Instead, commonly, there are communities that criticize and tear down every little thing they can...

Swedneck,
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early access games are also notorious for being dogshite and left as such, or they’re fine but with obvious flaws which are never fixed because “bro it’s still in early access!”

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i mean i suppose it’s still gendered but i can assure you there are tons of gay male couples doing that

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these are the exceptions that prove the rule

Swedneck,
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it’s like how yahtzee will continously corrupt the name of whatever he’s talking about in fullyramblomatic videos: balatro, baloney, balalaika, bolschevism, botulism

war... war never goes fast... (beehaw.org)

[alt text: a panel from a Sonic the Hedgehog comic book, depicting Sonic using his spin attack to cut a robot in half. There are caption boxes in the panel, which say: “For the first time in his life, Sonic is devoid of humor… For the first time in his life, Sonic truly understands the meaning of WAR…”]

Swedneck,
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Chili dogs… Chili dogs never change…

ryujin470, to gaming

In your opinion, what video games have terrible names?

Swedneck,
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that’s just begging to be referred to solely as “SARPBC” pronounced as a word

Swedneck,
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that sounds like a parody wuxia move
[Echoes of the Plum Grove]! enemy rushes off to the toilet as they start undergoing profoundly healthy bowel movements

Swedneck,
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almost, it’s missing the obnoxious reaction image, though helpfully another user supplied that in a reply.

he got his bachelor's in gender studies circa 1492 (beehaw.org)

[alt text: a post on twitter by @Ranting_Trans, posted in June 2022. The text in the post says: “People only ask ‘what is a woman’ and not ‘what is a man’, because that question was already answered by the greatest philosopher of our time: Dracula”. Below the text is a screenshot from the game Castlevania: Symphony...

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Patents should be banned ❤️

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it’s really funny to me how obvious the… “inspiration” of this game is from pokemon, and yet nintendo has been struggling so hard to come up with something to sue them for, like i don’t really care about this in and of itself, but seeing a big company unable to remove a splinter from their toe and copyright unable to be enforced brings me joy.

Swedneck,
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ironically that raises your chances of getting to smash astronomically

Swedneck,
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well yeah, deep rock galactic is a video game, not a movie

duh

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i understand the appeal as a minigame, like it’s literally a minigame in Deep Rock Galactic, but the fact that people genuinely play it as its own game is… bro just play minesweeper

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Ontop of all of that, it was also just clearly a corporate cash grab where the people who made it either didn’t feel strongly about it or they didn’t get to put their soul into it as much as they wanted.

It’s not just bland, it’s a cold and calculating kind of bland. Like being served nutrient paste, but it’s not even flavourless instead they added artificial banana flavour so now it’s both depressing and makes you feel sick.

Swedneck,
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even then we already have the ideal PVE shooter: deep rock galactic

the only hero we need is someone to arrest driller for his numerous warcrimes

Swedneck,
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keep the character creators, but only let the player use a randomizer button and a silliness slider.

Swedneck,
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skeleton race

Swedneck,
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if anyone wants to do the math, how far away from the sun would the camera have needed to be to take such a photo?

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this is the only thing i’m desperately missing from deep rock galactic, i yearn to see the dwarves vibrating up and down
i want to huddle around the compressed gold shouting about future riches while we all buzz like bees dancing to show the way to pollen.

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gacha, not gotcha
lmao

Swedneck,
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we need more cold faceless good guys (think of the NATO “gay marriage is non-negotiable” meme) and cartoony evil guys.

Swedneck,
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like beeing seen by others not putting away the shopping cart, now everyone knows you’re incapable of the basic decency test

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Swedneck,
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thing is, games aren’t pretty because they model every cell in every lifeform and have 5 gigabyte textures for each individual leaf, they’re pretty because they have good graphical design.

Just lighting alone is like 50% of making a scene look nice, you can literally just slap together a low-poly flat-colour scene in blender and set up nice lighting and people will call you talented.

A prime example of this is valheim: ps2-style models and textures and yet the lighting and general graphical design makes it look lovely and atmospheric, especially combined with the music.

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it annoys me to no end that people think minecraft looks terrible and attribute that to the textures, it’s literally just pixel art! Other games are praised for having pixel art! aurgh!

Minecraft might be considered ugly, but in that case it’s probably moreso because its lighting is… rudimentary… or that person specifically just doesn’t like the artstyle.

Also something that almost no one ever talks about is render distance! Games with a gargantuan render distance look SOOOOOO much more appealing and are easier to navigate, but people just don’t think about it!

I recently played Satisfactory and holy shit that render distance, when i called down the space elevator it’s the only time i can recall a game ever making me just sit there in awe, never before have i felt such a visceral sense of scale from something on a display!

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i’ll turn off my adblocker when i can be confident that your site won’t show me ads for child porn or actual fucking scams.

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eric barone cinematic universe: only unifying feature is the presence of jojamart

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