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dual_sport_dork, (edited ) do gaming w From a Metal Slug mobile game, I think.
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Nerd powers activate… (And yes, the redraws are really quite ridiculous. But tiddies sell microtransactions, I guess.)

As a side note, I never quite understood why Fio is wearing glasses in the Metal Gear Slug 2 character select screen except, possibly, so the artists could have this gag where they shatter for a quick freeze-frame when you select her:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/07f66758-22bf-431e-af43-fc26857b4c2e.png

Because she definitely is not wearing glasses during gameplay, visible even when her face turns towards the camera during her reload animation:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/41863814-cc10-453d-8374-f1bef8e56be8.png

Yes, Metal Slug has reload animations. Metal Slug has animations for everything.

brokenlcd,

Of course she doesn’t wear them. You just smashed them.

ICastFist,
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Metal Gear 2

Sneaky Snake at the Slug!!

shadowedcross, do gaming w I'm still traumatized
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Yep, my partner was none too pleased at this part.

Stamets,
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Right? I understand what they were doing but DAMN.

Zahille7, do gaming w I'm still traumatized

I still don’t know why people like this game. Sure the gameplay may be fun, but everything else about the game is screaming in your face “these are terrible people, you should hate them”

PerogiBoi,
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The whole game felt fucked up. Like partaking in a business casual traumatization of their daughter by way of varied mini games.

verdigris,

Yeah and it was never addressed or really commented on?? The script for the game seems really poorly thought out.

Zahille7,

Literally NO ONE talks about how shit the writing for the game is. No one.

carpelbridgesyndrome,

The Ars Technica review was pretty open about it. But yeah I’ve never had a person who recommended it mention the plot.

arstechnica.com/…/it-takes-two-hands-on-legitimat…

JayJLeas,

My partner and I spent the whole game going “these two better not stay together at the end, they’re horrible and that would be a terrible moral”

Poopfeast420,
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I played it with a friend and we had the exact same thoughts.

Zahille7,

I never played it, but watched a playthrough. Tbh I didn’t even finish that cause I got to the elephant scene and noped the fuck out. Like who actually thinks this is good? In any capacity?

“oH tHe CoNtRoLs ArE gOoD fOr NoNgAmErS!” Tbh that’s not enough for me to think a game is GOTY. It needs to have a story that’s at least as well done as the gameplay. It’s why the Arkham games are S tier imo.

morbidcactus,

That was our thoughts too, they didn’t learn shit and that scene was viscerally uncomfortable.

thezeesystem, do gaming w I'm still traumatized

What game is this?

salvaria,
deegeese,

Eww it requires an EA account

ms_lane, do games w James Bond Game by IO-Interactive

If it’s live service with parts of the game locked off unless you play it at the right time and are connected online, I’m not interested.

‘HITMAN’ turned me off so quickly with that. I just play Blood Money again instead.

janus2, do gaming w I'm still traumatized
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my headcanon is that that fucking book is a demon trying to make things even worse for the family

Cirelo, do gaming w I'm still traumatized

Me and the wife were just talking about this last week. wild part of the game

chrisgpz, do gaming w I'm still traumatized

Such amazing gameplay, my friend and I really enjoyed it but holy crap is it fucked up. The end of their previous game (A Way Out) was also very fucked up. Even with the emotional trauma, I’m looking forward to Split Fiction.

YamahaRevstar, do gaming w I'm still traumatized

“We have to save our marriage by devastating our daughter for no reason!”

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown,
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Haven’t gotten that far, but I’ve heard of it.

PerogiBoi,
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My wife and I concluded that the developer was a child of an unhappy divorce house

caut_R, do games w James Bond Game by IO-Interactive

I loved their last three HITMAN games, easily in my top 10 favorite games ever (the actual story portion of it, not the liveservice), so yeah, I‘m very excited.

I also wished they would‘ve not gone the liveservice route with their last HITMAN title and kept making proper entries. Have there even been new maps since the story ended? Last time I checked all they did was throw out new targets with a shallow story on - at best modified - existing maps.

That being said, I‘m so ready and excited for actual new content from them. Exploring their maps has always been so fun for me.

And I think them working on a James Bond game has been known for so long, it shouldn‘t be much longer until we see it.

ObsidianZed,

I loved the first three Hitman games but I couldn’t tell your which were the last three because it’s so incredibly confusing.

Katana314, do games w James Bond Game by IO-Interactive

I’ve known about this for a while, but assumed it was still deep in development.

Zoomboingding, do gaming w Any other guilty parties?
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Say what you want, but Mavuika is fun as hell to play in overworld

slazer2au, do games w James Bond Game by IO-Interactive

I’m excited, are you ?

No. Missing a lot of info like game genre, play style, online requirements, forced gambling I mean loot boxes damn it. I mean surprise game mechanics

HubertManne, do gaming w Any other guilty parties?

I need to check if this is true. That genshin impact porn is where again? /s (don't tell me)

Stamets,
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I wouldn’t know. If we’re talking video game characters then I just wanna be the filling in a Ghost from Call of Duty and Bowser sandwich.

ThePyroPython,

Ghost: (pulls condom from his wallet)

“I like to keep this for close encounters.”

Stamets,
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Please, please. I can only get so erect!

ayyy,
MothmanDelorian, do gaming w Any other guilty parties?

I have to imagine the entire HoYoverse qualifies Genshin/Honaki Star Rail/ZZZ

ElectroLisa,
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Mihoyo just gave up and made ZZZ a thirst trap, they also published the characters’ models online for free

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