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SuperSaiyanSwag, do games w Ubisoft Excited To Let You Know Prince Of Persia Remake Is Still Years Away

I was fine with what they originally showed. Yes, it wasn’t the prettiest game out there, but if it was modernized enough then I really didn’t care about the graphics that much.

radix, do games w Ubisoft Excited To Let You Know Prince Of Persia Remake Is Still Years Away
@radix@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t worry, though. It’s not in development hell, it’s going to be a AAAAA game, and that takes time.

bionicjoey,

Part of the development process is finding a fifth A

random_character_a,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

You mean coming up with bullshit for adding another A

bionicjoey,

Relevant username

mrfriki,

Where do you think the bulk of the budget goes to?

bionicjoey,

They have a legion of people toiling in the letter mines in order to dig up more A’s

paultimate14, do gaming w Fallout 4 Fans Are Begging Bethesda To Stop Updating The Game

In this entire article, not even a single attempt to quantity the number of complaints.

This sounds to me like an extremely small minority. It appears as though Fallout 4 has sold over 25 million copies, and there’s… Maybe a couple dozen people on the Internet complaining?

KingThrillgore, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Ah yes, the movie that’s lost all of its original writers and been in reshoots for many years.

Blackmist, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

I didn’t even like the game, so the chance of this appealing to me is less than zero.

Wandering_jaguar, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

Realistically, celebrities get about 8 movies to perform in their career before my brain is unable to see them as some sort of new character. Kevin Harts comedy stopped carrying his horrible acting about 5 movies ago.

Croquette,

It depends on the actor. When you have an actor, like Gary Oldman for example, that really transform into its role, they can play in an infinite number of movies and they won’t get boring.

But actors, like The Rock or Kevin Hart, that just play themselves over and over again get tiring fast.

OlPatchy2Eyes,

To his credit, the trailer does make it look like Kevin Hart is making a genuine attempt to play Roland from the game. Still a weird casting decision.

davepleasebehave,

When you got movies like Tom Cruise in them, you can’t lose!

affiliate, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

it was over as soon they casted kevin hart

Kolanaki, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit
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I had already resigned this movie to the shit bin just because they cast a comedian for the role of the only character in the games that was a serious straight man (as in the comedy trope) instead of someone more suitable like Idris Elba.

Then again, maybe they wanted someone else but Hart was the only one who accepted to work on this turd.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

I’d honestly have been interested if Kevin Hart just did Roland instead of being Kevin Hart.

Based on that clip I can’t say he’s not, it’s not like Roland never gives any snark, but I can say Hart is a weird choice for the role by his typecasting. But, hey, maybe he’ll break free with this?

Vinny_93,

I mean Borderlands 1 Roland is pretty different from the guy allergic to smiling we all know from Borderlands 2. I guess Handsome Jack changes comedians into Idris Elba.

taiyang, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

Omg, haven’t been this hyped since the live action Dragon Ball movie.

xenoclast,

Almost as hyped as the live action Avatar movie!

Alexstarfire,

James Cameron really knows his stuff.

RGB3x3, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

Hoo boy, Kevin Hart doesn’t even look like he knows how to hold a gun at all. Did nobody think to give him any semblance of weapons training?

mPony,

that would involve having to talk to Kevin Hart

LiveLM,

Is he a dick or something? lol
I don’t really keep up with celebs

JigglySackles, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

Yeah it’s relying in star power and the drooling masses to get money. It’s an awful awful attempt and it’s extremely apparent from the trailers that this is going to be hot fucking garbage. The only thing that would potentially save it, is if all this shit was promo trolling and the actual movie used completely different better suited people with better lines etc.

mPony,

if all this shit was promo trolling

we can only hope

TachyonTele,

I always wished a Batman movie would do that. Imagine going into it and realizing you have no idea who Batman is. That would be fun.

DragonTypeWyvern,

A villain POV where you see Batman dismantling the organization until the very end would be amazing.

TachyonTele,

Hell yeah.
Just remake The Usual Suspects with Batman instead of Kyser Sosey.

acosmichippo,
@acosmichippo@lemmy.world avatar

but then you can’t promote george clooney in all the marketing to draw people in.

TachyonTele,

They didnt promote him in the last one. So it’s not too far fetched.

Katana314,

It’d be fun to make it halfway through the movie to reveal Bruce Wayne is a worthless playboy, and have Barry Allen show up and explain to the current Batman “I’m here to correct a mistake. In my timeline, that drunkard over there is Batman.” “I’m sorry, what?”

AAA,

Not going to happen. Nobody can afford promo trolling because then people are simply not going. Word to mouth propaganda doesn’t bring the masses needed to pay the bills nowadays.

Kolanaki,
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The only thing that would potentially save it, is if all this shit was promo trolling and the actual movie used completely different better suited people with better lines etc.

That would be hilarious as shit.

JigglySackles,

It would be the most on brand thing to do too imo.

HeavyRaptor, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

It’s okay. I played Borderlands 3 with voices off, only sfx/background sounds/music. I’m sure I can do the same with this. Maybe turn picture off too while I’m at it.

SnotFlickerman, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit
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After how expertly Fallout nailed its landing by using literal assets from the game for set design…

Yeah this is gonna flop hard.

djsoren19,

It blows my mind that we’re still getting uninspired shitty adaptations after Fallout, The Last of Us, honestly even stuff like Sonic and Mario showed suits that people will praise any adaptation as long as it shows them what they know.

p5yk0t1km1r4ge, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

…they ruined Roland and Tina, JB, though I love him, is a terrible choice for Claptrap, not really butthurt about the lack of guns (are they supposed to just have a billion guns in every shot or something?), Curtis doesn’t give me Tanniss vibes either, though…man, why is Krieg so quiet? Fuck…

polonius-rex,

are they supposed to just have a billion guns in every shot or something

a variety of different gun designs would at least be something to look at as the main characters expressionlessly shoot towards their off-screen enemies

p5yk0t1km1r4ge,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah I mean I get it, just feels like something tricky to adapt to a movie. Maybe they’ll constantly swap guns throughout the movie too?

wizardbeard,
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are they supposed to just have a billion guns in every shot or something?

Fucking. Yes.

I mean, not every shot, but the variety of firearms should absolutely be a big part of every action scene at least. It’s Borderlands, and that was it’s original claim to fame: countless combinations of procedurally generated guns.

Have your prop department whip them up as different parts that they can stick together, like how the games do it. Firing effects can be added in post.

TachyonTele, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

The clip doesn’t make any sense. Cate Blanchett is shooting people standing up, then she’s suddenly inside of a box? When does she gets in the box, why is she suddenly in that box? She doesn’t get out of the box either. She’s teleported from there box to somewhere else. But now she has a flamethrower.

polonius-rex,

Yeah I had the exact same confusion, so I watched it again and she gets tackled into the box, then stands up from inside it.

If this was all in one continuous shot, it would probably be kind of funny. Quite why directors are still making the exact mistakes called out by a 9 minute youtube video 9 years ago is beyond me.

So it looks like bad editing is another thing to get excited about.

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