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positiveWHAT, do gaming w Ubisoft is being sued over The Crew in a lawsuit that compares the server shutdown to a bumperless pinball machine

I feel like Ubisoft is like a European EA. But somehow worse.

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  • Chef6652,

    Wow, why the hate sir?

    subignition,
    @subignition@fedia.io avatar

    The French are renowned for their cuisine, but Ubisoft doesn't know how to cook.

    Chef6652,

    I agree about Ubisoft. But them being French has nothing to do about why they are a terrible company (nowadays). I juste wanted to point that.

    Brunbrun6766,
    @Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world avatar

    Have you smelled a Frenchman?

    fartsparkles,

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  • Brunbrun6766,
    @Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world avatar

    leave it to the French to not know a joke when they see one

    mudstickmcgee,

    Comedy. English “hate” on the French much like the scandinavians “hate” on each other

    Anivia,
    @Anivia@feddit.org avatar

    Not just the english

    Don_alForno,

    “Why is EA the most hated American game company? Because Ubisoft is based in France.”

    AdmiralShat, do gaming w The Day Before studio say the game's downfall was thanks to "a hate campaign"

    The Last of Us 2 absolutely had a hate campaign long before it released, it was review bombed within minutes of release

    This game had everything on its side. All the youtuber who covered it the months before release were like “it seems too good to be true, but if it’s true it’ll be great”. Everyone wanted it to be good, everyone wanted it to succeed

    interolivary, (edited )
    !deleted5791 avatar

    Yeah I remember the “waaaa it went woke, Abby is trans” insanity

    Edit: no brain, it wasn’t Ellie

    AdmiralShat,

    It wasn’t her it was Abby, because she was buff they claimed she was trans. Then there was a sex scene with Abby and man and they claimed is was an unskipable gay male sex scene (it was skipable, btw, and it was hetero sex, but she’s got biceps)

    interolivary,
    !deleted5791 avatar

    Oh yes doi of course, that was just a brain fart. But yes exactly this, it was such a spectacularly gAmEr moment.

    TwilightVulpine,

    Can't help but feel some distaste for the idea that a mandatory gay sex scene is grounds for boycott, while most of them don't mind a mandatory straight sex scene in an M-rated game.

    I have my issues with TLoU2 but that one really brought the chuds out of the woodwork.

    interolivary,
    !deleted5791 avatar

    They take any presence of minorities as part of an agenda to, uh, I don’t know what exactly. They always screech about an agenda but I don’t think even they know what the agenda is supposed to be about.

    DmMacniel, do gaming w Space sim Squadron 42 is "feature-complete" and gunning for Starfield's lunch with massive new video

    Always remember: SQ42 is only 2 Years away (since 2016)

    Kusimulkku,

    Early Access when?

    Claidheamh,

    Original release date was actually announced as 2014 originally (during the 2012 Kickstarter), iirc.

    DmMacniel,

    Always. Two. Years. :)

    zik, do games w Among Us’ first new map in over two years brings beaches, mushrooms and toasty marshmallows

    Can we talk about Rock Paper Shotgun’s horrible dark pattern with cookies? It took me a couple of minutes to work out how to reject all cookies, and even then I’m not sure I did it correctly.

    I thought there were laws about the number of clicks required to reject cookies?

    GlitterInfection,

    I miss Rock Paper Shotgun. What’s there now is a corporate zombie built out of the corpse of a formerly wonderful gaming site.

    Artyom,

    Sounds like the system is working as designed

    AProfessional,

    I hate it, but it was two clicks. Manage cookies -> Save & Exit. They all defaulted to reject for me.

    simple, do games w Lords of the Fallen’s Steam reviews improve as performance patch lands, devs advise players not to use graphics settings “their rigs cannot handle”

    According to some steam reviews it’d automatically turn on ray tracing if you set some options from med to high, that’s why many people were confused why high-end performance is so bad (especially on AMD)

    prograhammingdev,

    It says that in the graphics description for both of those options (reflections and global illumination). While I think those being separate toggles should have helped being able to work with graphics options (and optimize for your device) should be a basic requirement for playing on a PC

    stephfinitely,

    I just wish the optimize for your device worked. I feel like when a game has it, it always sets the setting way lower then needed.

    Iwasondigg, do games w Baldur's Gate 3 patch 3 releases today and lets you change your appearance and pronouns

    The bear fucking was one thing. But the damn genital-less mindflayers even want to jump your bones. This is the horniest game since Leisure Suit Larry!

    Kbin_space_program,

    Modded Bethesda games since(and including) Morrowind want a word about being the horniest games.

    LoafyLemon, (edited )

    The fact is, vanilla Bethesda games are as dry as they come. At least when it comes to any form of adult content, even implied. Baldur's Gate 3, on the other hand, is down bad through, and through.

    iheartneopets,

    Hey, so am I, so I’m here for it. I <3 this slut game.

    Iwasondigg,

    Gay demon sex enthusiast has entered the chat.

    iheartneopets,

    It’s true

    Iwasondigg,

    I’m not judging.

    Sabata11792,
    @Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

    I still partially blame Oblivion for my spider girl fetish.

    LoafyLemon,

    Care to elaborate? I don't remember this.

    Sabata11792, (edited )
    @Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

    Spider daedra. I don't remember them having models that shitty though, but I guess my standards for horny were pretty low.

    https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Spider_Daedra_(Oblivion)

    LoafyLemon,

    Oh yeah, that was a thing. Other images available online seem to be more... interesting. I can see how it could influence your arachnid tastes. 😆

    canthidium,
    @canthidium@lemmy.world avatar

    There was some stuff that came out a couple weeks ago I think that said the extreme horniness was a bug and it’s patched now. So they won’t try to jump your bones so quickly and aggressively now, lol.

    Ghost33313,
    @Ghost33313@kbin.social avatar

    Morrowind had some pretty crazy implied stuff if you went down the right quest trees and read the little details. Remembering about stripping for Crassius Curio still makes me feel a touch dirty and violated. Telvanni had some rapey stuff going on too.

    tissek,

    The Lusty Argonian Maid wants to have a talk with you.

    Wonder how many furries that short story awoke…

    CarbonIceDragon,
    @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

    Honestly, I’d imagine the presence of lizard and cat people as playable characters did more for that than a little bit of suggestive in game flavor text tbh

    CarbonIceDragon,
    @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

    Didn’t daggerfall have some nudity on some of the npc sprites or something?

    Rolder,

    Patiently waiting for the horny Starfield mods myself

    Kolanaki, (edited )
    !deleted6508 avatar

    I’m just thinking of how I have mods for both Skyrim and Fallout 4 that turn every character into furries, and how Starfield doesn’t have multiple races. I’m not sure if modding can add more races because every single mod I’ve ever seen from Morrowind to Fallout 4 only ever uses the same number of races the vanilla game offers. But it would be a little disappointing for there to only be 1 race (maybe 2 if you count robots) for mods like that.

    WhyIDie, (edited )

    there's literally a sex% speedrunning category https://www.speedrun.com/baldurs_gate_3?h=sex&x=7dgemg72

    Kolanaki,
    !deleted6508 avatar

    They know there’s a good chunk of gamers that are into the tentacle stuff.

    autumn,

    Mindflayers but instead of multiple tentacles it’s just multiple dicks

    Poopfeast420, (edited ) do games w Steam is now blocking NSFW updates for published adult-only games, according to a raunchy RPG developer

    This is an old article BTW, and it’s apparently not really true? Or at least different than what the article makes it seem.

    store.steampowered.com/news/…/539991294395549714?…

    Rumors are not facts

    Ladies and Gentlemen,

    I’m sure you’ve all heard the rumors that Steam doesn’t allow NSFW games to release free updates, only paid DLCs.

    This is simply not true.

    Since our game’s release, we’ve rolled out numerous free updates, with the latest major content update dropping just three days ago.

    Steam hasn’t officially changed its policies, and there’s no rule in the Terms of Service supporting this claim.

    These rumors stem from a handful of vague NSFW game developer announcements with no solid backing.

    We will continue to release free updates in the future.

    Have a great day!

    (I can’t view the link myself, because of a regional block, so I’m trusting another comment, that the quote I copied is correct.)

    The article talks about games that are marked adult-only with warnings, but apparently the problem is only with games that don’t have any NSFW content yet, so they are technically SFW, and they want to add it through updates or patches. Games that already have NSFW content will be able to receive patches as normal, and add more.

    Dremor,
    @Dremor@lemmy.world avatar

    19th of September 2025, seem fresh enough to me, and the game isn’t the same. Maybe they once again changed their policy.

    But the fact that it wasn’t NSFW at first may have worked in their defavor, that’s true.

    Poopfeast420,

    Two weeks is ancient, when it comes to stuff like this, in my opinion.

    The thing is, the article doesn’t make it clear, that this is about technically SFW games, that add NSFW content later down the line.

    I don’t know if that’s a new policy because of the recent issues or if it was always a policy, just not enforced.

    Dremor,
    @Dremor@lemmy.world avatar

    Maybe. We’ll see. I didn’t see it on the community, I through, considering how active the subject was at first, that it would be of interest to the community.

    madjo, do games w Itch.io apologise for "frustration and confusion" after delisting thousands of NSFW projects

    Puritans are going to destroy the world.

    toomanypancakes,
    @toomanypancakes@piefed.world avatar

    They're trying their best to

    helloharu, (edited ) do games w Peter Molyneux thinks generative AI is the future of games, all but guaranteeing that it won't be
    @helloharu@lemmy.world avatar

    Remember that time when Peter Molyneux said he wasn’t going to speak to the press or about games anymore?

    “I understand that people are sick of hearing my voice and hearing my promises. So I’m going to stop doing press and I’m going to stop talking about games completely.”

    Source

    ColonelPanic,

    Man renowned for over promising over promises. More at 10.

    sanpo, do games w Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 has been delayed again, this time until the first half of 2025

    I’m surprised it’s not cancelled yet.

    I think at this point its development is even more troubled than the original, which is kinda impressive in its own way.

    Hubi,
    @Hubi@feddit.org avatar

    It’s pretty close to a Duke Nukem Forever situation at this point.

    Corvid,

    This is at least the second attempt to make VTMB2. The original version by Hardsuit Labs was entirely scrapped and restarted at The Chinese Room.

    I spoke to the new devs at PAX last year and they said they were only reusing assets from the Hardsuit Labs version and otherwise completely making a new game from scratch.

    This new version has only been publicly announced since late 2023, although it probably started development sometime in late 2021/early 2022.

    sanpo,

    Right, that’s why I’m not convinced this will ever actually release.

    Abandoning all previous work, and the fact that new devs don’t exactly have experience with this genre…
    I’m still gonna give it a try, but I’m not hopeful.

    Coelacanth, (edited )
    @Coelacanth@feddit.nu avatar

    It’s such a terrible shame that we had Brian Mitsoda and Rik Schaffer back and actually working on a sequel and none of it will see the light of day. Say what you want about Mitsoda’s thin-blood protagonist idea (I’m not a fan) but watching the trailers of https://youtu.be/6PM0vb8UCzM" version of the game you can at least see the lineage of the original.

    rockerface, do games w Elden Ring is "the limit" for From Software project scale, says Miyazaki - multiple, "smaller" games may be the "next stage"

    Yeah, and SotE was the size of Limgrave

    derbolle,

    (stacked 6 times)

    Wootz,

    The verticality is absolutely the best part. My biggest gripe with Elden Rings world is that it’s an “open world” game in kind of the same way Ubi games are. Traversal is largely trivial, so you stop paying attention to the map after you’ve reached major areas.

    In my opinion, Dark Souls I is also an open world game, but instead of a 2D map all the zones are tangled up together in a confusing but interesting web.

    Shadow of the Erdtree brought some of that back by having zones stacked on top of each other to a much heavier degree than the base game, while also segmenting off geographically close regions.

    I wanted to be a level designer for a lot of years, so this is admittedly a bit of a soft spot for me, but I absolutely loved having the game world come at you as as a challenge, almost a character to be fought and bested, outside the legacy dungeons.

    rockerface,

    Agree, it felt so satisfying reaching an area and realising “hey, I saw this spot from afar in the beginning of the game - and now I’m here”

    MarcomachtKuchen,

    Was it really? I’ve seen this figure thrown around a lot and why we can ignore the layers upon layers I still thought it to be bigger. At least the size of Limgrave + Weeping penisula

    simple,

    It’s not, but when asked in an interview Miyazaki said it was the size of limgrave. Clearly it’s way, way bigger.

    MarcomachtKuchen,

    Thank you. I missed some of the pre release interviews

    voracitude,

    I think this was a reference to Miyazaki saying it’s the size of Limgrave: gamerant.com/elden-ring-dlc-map-size-shadow-of-th…

    Like OP meant

    Yeah okay Miyazaki, “smaller games”, like how SotE was “the size of Limgrave”

    rockerface,

    Yep. What I’m saying is Fromsoft like to underpromise and overdeliver, which is a breath of fresh air compared to most other AAA studios and overall very based.

    Also I might be biased from Brandon Sanderson’s books, which seem to get thicker with every new novel despite his apparent efforts to have mercy on the publisher

    voracitude,

    Lol I think we were replying to the guy at the same time even - don’t worry, I gotchu (⁠☞゚⁠ヮ゚⁠)⁠☞

    And no you right, about FromSoft and Sanderson - that guy’s a hero, in my book! I got my little sister into his work, she just finished the Mistborn/Alloy saga, so I gave her Stormlight to start on. So good.

    MarcomachtKuchen,

    Life before death!

    MarcomachtKuchen,

    Thank you, I’ve missed the interviews before release.

    voracitude,

    Np dawg, I gotchu 🙌 I barely remembered myself, it’s been a while!

    bassomitron,

    Technically Weeping Peninsula is just a sub section of Limgrave, along with the Eastern forested area of it right before Caelid.

    magic_lobster_party,

    I think it took me longer to finish the DLC than my playthrough of Dark Souls. They really like to over deliver.

    ByteOnBikes,

    I bought the DLC a month ago and chip away at the game whenever the kids are asleep. I’ve spent 80 hours already and nearing the finish line. It’s crazy.

    Hubi, do games w Fables creator places Wolf Among Us universe in public domain amid clash with DC over Telltale adaptation

    Wow, pretty radical, but what a cool move. I’m sure it’ll be a good thing for the fans of the games and universe in the long run.

    pjhenry1216,

    It's a shame that it's even considered "radical" since it's basically a copyright holder upholding their end of the bargain in the promise behind the origin of copyright. To incentivize creative content, a creator is given sole ability to monetize it for a fixed period of time. In return for that protection, the public gets it at the end of the term. Today's copyright is so far off course that it defeats the intent. There's no incentive to create anything new if you can keep milking existing content. And the public never gets a return for offering that protection.

    mindbleach, (edited )

    Companies expect to sell something a million times and still own it.

    Nah, guys. Culture belongs to its audience. It’s ours. We bought it. That’s what the money was for.

    PM_ME_FEET_PICS, (edited )

    Pretty radical for a dude who throws his conservative believes into everything?

    The author of Fables is very conservative in his political beliefs. He has written anti-abortion and pro-Isreal material into the Fables comics themselves.

    gk99,

    I mean, yeah, considering “conservatives” generally only seem to care about taking rights away from others. Giving back is pretty radical of them.

    Katana314, do games w We could have lived in a world where Hideo Kojima made a Matrix game, if only someone had told him he was offered to make one

    Did anyone else know the reason Morpheus is “reborn” in an odd way in Resurrection is because he canonically dies in the MMORPG? I remember wanting to play that as a kid…probably didn’t miss much though.

    False,

    I thought they were treating that as non-canon, and did that because Lawrence is old and fat now.

    rozodru,
    @rozodru@pie.andmc.ca avatar

    Well the Wachowskis have said in the past that The Matrix Online is canon as they wanted to hand the story of The Matrix over to the fans/players to do with it as they wished. They approved of Morpheus’ death in the game so I suppose that’s why it’s kinda vague in Resurrections as to how he died. Either because of the events of the game where he was killed by an assassin or simply from old age.

    As far as how he was reborn in the movie he was basically “coded in” to a “Matrix Modal” by Neo and the Machines. Resurrections Morpheus was like a hybrid of Morpheus and Agent Smith. The whole explanation was the machines needed Neo to kind of remember but not quite fully remember that he was the One because it generated a lot of power for them combined with keeping Trinity in close proximity. So the Machines were kind of constantly dangling a carrot in front of Neos face. They also had to keep constantly changing his DSI (Digital Self Image) so the humans would have a hard time finding him.

    So the Morpheus in Resurrections wasn’t the “real” morpheus but a program that had Morpheus’ “code”. that’s why he didn’t have a body in the real world because unlike Neo and Trinity there was no body to put him in.

    NocturnalMorning, do games w Itch.io apologise for "frustration and confusion" after delisting thousands of NSFW projects

    Wow, I might actually have to stop using itch.io, is nowhere safe from the craziest anymore? I dont even make NSFW games, but bending the knee to dickheads over some overtly religious bullshit isnt gonna work for me.

    thermal_shock,

    Agreed. Game and movie ratings already exist, who the fuck are they to say what we can/can’t access with MY credit card.

    I don’t play those games nor use itch.io, but fuck this nonsense.

    PalmTreeIsBestTree,

    The credit card companies have a word. They shouldn’t exist.

    Croquette,

    Credit cards companies forced itch.io to remove these games, otherwise they would stop processing their transactions, effectively bankrupting itch.io.

    thermal_shock,

    I understand. And my point still stands. Fuck them (cc processors)

    Croquette,

    Absolutely. Fuck payment processors

    AnAbsurdlyAgitatedAnaconda,

    I don’t think they had much option, they forced by the payment providers…

    And thats beyod me, why they have the power to enforce anything like this???

    And what is absolutely beyond me, why a group of alt-right femminist from the other side of the globe has power to enforce the payment providers?

    BlameTheAntifa,

    It wasn’t Itch.io’s fault, but the fact that payment processing has been globally monopolized and can force it’s own arbitrary will on anyone without recourse.

    Blame Visa and MasterCard and the christofascist scum from Collective Shout, who is responsible for pressuring the processors into harming the stores and artists.

    HaveMeOnYourPodcast,

    Why anybody takes a “think of the children” organization seriously when their logo is a butthole is beyond me.

    It just proves satire is dead and we live in a world full of idiots.

    L0rdMathias, do games w DayZ creator reveals a "Kerbal Space Program killer" with kittens and challenges license owners to sue him

    Oh boy! I’m so excited to wait months for an update to a buggy mess for the update to simply adds a new texture for cans of beans and a new style of jeans.

    DarkThoughts,

    It's not developed by Bohemia.

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