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You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.

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imagine if by dumb luck, since the re-releases are so violently frequent, both games converge into a state where the mods are compatible with each other

Or the games just straight up bleed into one another

Preston Garvey shows up at the throat of the world to mark another settlement on your map

Feral ghouls no longer groan but instead start talking about their cousins taking arrows in the sweetroll

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Call me cheap

homie that game is $70

You’re not cheap, you’re literally trying not to get robbed

You can buy a few dozen really good indie games for a fraction of that price

That urge to buy and play it ASAP is marketing doing its job.

Easier said than done, but if you really hate EA, your only choice is to eat the FOMO.

Otherwise, you’re feeding the beast.

Disclaimer: I’m high

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Does anti-cheat even work?

kernel or no

Day 364 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing

Tomorrow is the day! Today’s game is Halo. Specifically the public multiplayer of Halo 3. We also did some CE but Steam seems to be feuding with anything microsoft recently and has so issues with the screenshots, so i had to go in with theater and take them that way....

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Place your bets for the final game

I’m going with Roblox

(no money/crypto will be exchanged, because gambling is haram and I placed a really bad meme bet)

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I’d rather spend that kind of money on an escort

That way I’ll only be fucked once instead of being routinely fucked by the subscription fees

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I assume you’ve been mass reported in whatever game you made this for

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wtf

If traffic rules were that strictly punished in real life there’d be like max 7 cars on road globally

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Real life: yes

Game: harsh

Like, they could have put him in the naughty corner or something. I don’t like the idea of banning as a game mechanic.

For people who want to play their favorite games but are unable to, what are you currently doing?

I sold my PC yesterday because of financial struggles and as far as I’m aware, I would probably be unable to buy a PC or console ever again. That said, I still want to somehow experience the games I would otherwise want to play on PC. I’m thinking of watching let’s plays but of course, that’s not the same as actually...

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I would probably be unable to buy a PC or console ever again.

Shit dude, that’s rough
If I may ask, what happened?

Otherwise, no nearby gaming cafés? They’re usually reasonably priced

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people just don’t want to work anymore

NO

THEY CLEARLY FUCKING DO

BUT YOU FUCKING GREEDY CUNTS KEEP FIRING EVERYONE AND TAKE FAT FISCAL QUARTER BONUSES

AND THEN IT’S A 19 STEP INTERVIEW PROCESS WHEN THEY TRY TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB

AND THAT’S IF THEY’RE “LUCKY” ENOUGH FOR THE DOGSHIT AI TO RANDOM.CHOICE() THEIR RESUME OUT OF THE 900+ OTHER DESPERATE APPLICANTS

THEN THEY FINALLY SOMEHOW GET AN OFFER: $1.89 per full uninterrupted hour at your desk and a single bag of skittles (opened)

Sorry for the caps, I’ve been in the job market recently and it’s fucking brutal. I have to constantly justify my value as a human being and then just face rejection after rejection.

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Fuck it, if I worked there, I’d straight up just steal from his office while he’s doing bumps in the bathroom

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Imagining a modern breaking bad remake where Walter goes to jail because Saul was rusty with his copyright law knowledge

Reuters: New research backs up that video games can be an antidote to stress and anxiety [interactive article] (www.reuters.com)

This article is a bit broken on Firefox so I highly recommend playing this on anything Chromium, but it’s really cool - they essentially turned the article into a webgame to showcase the mental health benefits of a cozy video game.

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There’s a lot of things that are like “duh”, but it’s good that someone writes it down so someone else later down the line will have a harder time saying “um acktually video games cause stress and anxiety, not the lower wages and hotter summers” and get a fat cheque from the Heritage Foundation.

Random Screenshots of my Games #56 - MiSide (lemmy.world)

On the surface, MiSide looks like a dating simulation game. And I very nearly passed right over it in the Steam store. But then I caught the “psychological horror” tag and thought, ‘That’s an odd tag to put on a dating sim.’ At worst, maybe it’s commentary on dating sims as a whole; letting you experience a loving...

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I have not; although I have been warned that it’s not at all what it appears to be

I have heard similar, more specific details about themes of the game. I’m going to put it off until I’m in a better place, mentally. I don’t know if what I heard was true, but I don’t want to risk finding out more, because it is so highly regarded and I want to play it eventually, also I love entertainment where “it’s best going into it blind”

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game was too hard for my smoothie brain

also the AI voice actors are kinda rude and sound very bad by today’s standards

the engine is off
you left the brakes on
stop fucking with the egg yoke I swear to god I will BSOD;you

anyone have recommendations for flying games that were made for dipshits like me?

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That is astronomically fucking funny

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Finally

Steam phones on my game

Man accused of attempted murder in hammer attack over online gaming argument (www.nbcnews.com)

Edward Kang, 20, flew from Newark, New Jersey, to Jacksonville, Florida, to confront someone he had an online dispute with, Nassau County, New Jersey, Sheriff Bill Leeper said. Court records show he was charged Monday with second-degree attempted murder and attempted burglary....

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Any time I hear about a hammer being used as a weapon I just immediately think about this:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/08e8d1b8-a4e5-48f7-b752-8f9e89727a0f.jpeg

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hopefully

I like how you need to add that qualifier because Nintendo legal is batshit

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No idea what any of that means nor what I’m looking at, but I hope the situation improves for you inshallah

Star Citizen's first-person shooting is getting backpack-reloading, dynamic crosshairs, procedural recoil, and other improvements to 'bring the FPS combat to AAA standard' (www.pcgamer.com)

Well, I mean, I would have launched it first (as an AAA game), but I’m no game developer. 🤷 And neither are they, from the looks of it. Good at perpetually raking in money for himself and his family, though!

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Wait did they still not release this game

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baldurs gate themed slot machine mobile game which needs access to your camera and microphone at all times or else you don’t earn shiny digital gems

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is that the same as doing crime and being gay

being crime would be tricky. You’d have to illegally enter another country, or something like that, right? Or crispr your genes such that you sweat methamphetamine

Doing gay, I have no idea. Same thing as being gay? Just engage in homosexual relations? Sounds easy enough I guess

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I hope Todd Howard had almost zero creative input

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