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Dequei, do gaming w Help
@Dequei@sopuli.xyz avatar

dude, why are you paying the same game more than 1 time?

MudMan, (edited )

Yeah, for instance I played basketball once and I was done.

I was roped into playing poker twice, but I already knew the ending, so it wasn't as good the second time.

Kolanaki,
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You’re being down voted but I see it.

(OP has a typo in the image that says "short but repayable game)

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

My brain autocorrected the typo in the image but I caught it before reading the comments, then it auto"corrected" the top comment to match the fix for the post, but this time I didn’t catch it til you pointed it out.

snooggums,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Edit: Dang it, I misread the typo too.

Duamerthrax,

Cause the game is fun and I already paid for it.

Zagorath,
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New platform?

Sorse,
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Because they are a Nintendo fan

Fredselfish, do gaming w Unacceptable
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

What you don’t like dad jokes. The whole game anytime you do anything it is a dad joke response one of many reasons I love the game.

AngryAnusHornets, do games w Anyone remember Xfire?

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  • regalia,

    2013 was 30 years ago 💀

    ItsTom87,

    Yee olde gamer

    FARTYSHARTBLAST,
    @FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

    Remember Mplayer?

    jackie_jormp_jomp,

    I remember playing Jedi Knight on the Internet Gaming Zone

    My back hurts

    XaeroDegreaz,

    Remember heat.net?

    FARTYSHARTBLAST, (edited )
    @FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

    Hah, I had a promotional mix tape album from them - there was some good shit on there actually. Sneaker Pimps, The Crystal Method, etc.

    MDKAOD,

    I have footsoldier dogtags still. 10six was my jam. Still alive via project visitor.

    ChronosWing,

    Unfortunate project visitor is pretty dead last I checked. 10six is impossible without having a very active clan, your bases get decimated the moment you go offline.

    yukichigai,
    @yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

    Same on the dogtags. Never got into 10six; I was more of an FPS gamer at the time. Lots of Duke Nukem 3D. Lots of shareware Quake.

    XaeroDegreaz,

    Nice, I didn’t have tags, but I got the shirt. I really only played Quake 2 and Unreal Tournament

    JackLSauce,

    Pepperidge Farm remembers

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

    It got forked into MPV and is still under active development.

    Dr_Box, do gaming w The audacity!

    Valheim, a massive open world filled with interesting monsters and beautiful stylistic graphics is 1gb

    starchylemming,

    to be fair, the 4k textures etc take up most of the space in large 3d games. valheim has a low poly and low quality textures style with a lot of repeats. it only looks good thanks to lighting.

    with such a design choice you have an unfair advantage over photorealism and large variety.

    we should however compare different games of the same style. did they use the 8k ulta detailed Hamburger models or did they actually think about Ressource and space management ?

    Ashelyn,

    Well we had to use the 10k triangle toothbrush model, no two ways about it! (/s/)

    ulterno,

    The high resolution bristles were necessary to prevent plague to the teeth of the characters, from the microscopically 3d scanned streptococci.

    Zahille7,

    It’s also, as tons of people have said about the Arkham series, about art style. The Valheim style looks really good because they have incredible artists working on the game.

    Just like Arkham Knight is still one of the best looking games I’ve ever seen even though it’s almost 9 years old, Valheim will still probably look just as good the same amount of time later.

    Noblesavage,

    I agree. We’re not the first ones to point it out, but theres a strong argument to be made for graphical style over graphical fidelity. Working to achieve a particular stylised choice tends to give a visual medium greater longevity.

    There’s a reason why people remember details about Jurassic Park over something like Avatar; or Star Fox over the latest Call of Duty.

    Technology has made some things look better over the years, but the things that really get remembered visually are the style choices.

    Just because one game takes up a quarter of your hard drive doesn’t make it more impressive than a sub 1 GB game.

    dual_sport_dork,
    @dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

    That and with stylized graphics you stand a much greater chance of being able to see just what the hell is happening on the screen.

    Blackmist,

    The sun shining through the mist in the forests is incredibly atmospheric…

    The models may look like they’ve escaped from a PS1 game, but it knows where it needs the graphical shit.

    hitmyspot, do gaming w Domino's has some thoughts

    Nope, trying to create controversy and discussion for free advertising. Like this post. They don’t have opinions, they have social media teams.

    racketlauncher831,

    Wasn’t TGA doing the same thing? Obviously everyone know that the game of the year is… is not Astro Bot.

    toynbee,

    My five year old would strongly disagree with you.

    Though they would call it “Buzzy Butt.”

    Sanctus, do games w Random Screenshots of my Games #4 - Class of '09
    @Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

    This screenshot sounds like a shit post out of context. But is a stern reminder that friends dont let friends start white nationalist parties.

    cobysev,
    @cobysev@lemmy.world avatar
    Tudsamfa, do games w Why is the community for Honkai Star Rail and Genshin Impact like this?
    @Tudsamfa@lemmy.world avatar

    Man, am I glad I grew up with less horny games. Like Tomb raider, Metroid or Shantae.

    The real reason is probably that we said comparable stuff, just as whispers and not written in an anonymous forum. And we weren’t even egged on by forum culture or our games to be as horny as possible, the former drives engagement while the ladder drives sales.

    shasta,

    Do they hit people with the ladder if they don’t buy?

    papertowels,

    I was going to say, there were definitely horny games but you wouldn’t talk about them in the open.

    Honestly genshin and honkai aren’t even that bad. You want a bad one, look at nikke. Ass and titties jiggle physics: the game.

    yamanii,
    @yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

    I would argue Shantae is definitely horny, the games have some innuendo jokes specially the DSi one.

    Tudsamfa, (edited )
    @Tudsamfa@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, I was just pulling your leg. Being a goofy goober. Why would you read this very specific list of games and think I was earnest?

    Tomb raider had infinitely many rumours about a nude-cheat because boys were so thirsting about Lara Croft, while Metroid and Shantae reward fast playthroughs with bikini pics.

    Appoxo,
    @Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I remember vividly the dead or alive dimensions demo.
    My first contact with boob physics.

    Hadriscus,

    turn around 120 times while standing in the kitchen sink and you’ll unlock the nude skin !! 8yo me believed

    Lautaro,
    @Lautaro@lemmy.world avatar

    And 3D boobs in the 3DS.

    SuperSynthia, do gaming w Deflated

    Bane of my existence. These game companies lock in and I bet my left pinky toe cuticle they sell our data too -_-

    NounsAndWords,

    I’d wager selling your data as an additional income stream is one of the primary reasons some studios do it in the first place.

    ech,

    This is why a lot of sites demand an account log in if the user disables cookies (or at least they did for a while). They need those cookies to link the activity to a user, and since they can’t do that secretly anymore, they just force the issue with a user account the user “chooses” to make.

    KSPAtlas,
    @KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

    I’ve seen sites straight up need money to deny cookies, yeah no im just leaving your site whatevers on there isn’t worth

    Honytawk,

    Just don’t enter any real info, and use a spam email address.

    What are they going to do? Check?

    Loads of companies think I’m from Zimbabwe

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod, do gaming w Fuckin' kids these days...
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    Can't wait to have nursing home LAN parties

    partial_accumen,

    We look forward to having your father in our facility. We’re sure he’ll like it here at Shady Acres.

    What accommodations will he need with us here?

    • Is he mobile and can walk on his own or does he need a walker or a wheel chair?
    • What is his medication schedule?
    • What genre of games does he play? RPG, FPS, RTS?
    • Is he an angry gamer? Do we need to stock extra controllers/keyboards because he throws a fit when he gets headshot like a bitch?
    • Is he a spawn camping piece of shit?
    • Do we need to worry about him griefing or tea bagging everyone?
    • Will he buy a Defuse kit and “rush B” if he has the bomb?
    • Can you provide a list of skins he owns in various games?
    • Can he use Push-to-talk or not breath into the goddamn mic when on voice chat or discord?
    • Is he good at trash talking where his burns are witty and on-point, or does he just scree into the chat with nonsensical garbage like a fucking child?
    EdibleFriend, (edited )
    @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

    You will work till you’re dead.

    SnowmenMelt,

    Someone kill OP I wanna retire

    EdibleFriend,
    @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m honestly not sure how that will help the situation but, at the same time, it’s worth a shot.

    GBU_28,

    Why? I live below my means and have a robust savings/investment plan

    EdibleFriend,
    @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

    Ghosts?

    PlainSimpleGarak,

    Calm down, AuthoritarianLeft.

    DeepThought42, do games w Here's what a random person on the internet thought of The Outer Worlds

    The Outer Worlds has always struck me as something of an underrated game. I certainly liked it enough to play through it three times; once just the base game and two more times with the DLCs. I do agree that one of the highlights of the game are the companions. They were all unique and it was fun to pair up different companions and listen to their banter. Well, except for the robot who had fairly a limited set of lines.

    I will say the DLCs added a lot to the game. I recall being mildly disappointed in how brief the base game was but after adding the DLCs it felt a lot more fleshed out. Not quite like a Fallout game, but enough to satiate.

    setsneedtofeed,
    @setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

    While the ending slides were mostly nothing special, I did actually audibly laugh when the SAM’s ending slide was an advertisement.

    Bluefold,

    Yeah the DLCs made it feel like a full game. The base was a fun proof of concept, the the DLC fleshes that out. Both made me excited to see what version 2 with more time and funding could accomplish.

    I hope they build on the more unique systems like the Holographic Shroud and give those systems more opportunities to shine.

    Gradually_Adjusting, do games w Funko gets community noted
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    Apparently I’ve just shared in Funko Pop’s passion for creativity.

    Is this a different language that sounds deceptively like English? I feel like someone wrote this by running whale song through an LLM.

    capt_wolf,

    Funko: Hey, chatgpt… Write an apology letter to the gaming community about getting itch.io shut down. Something like “Sorry, we fucked up. Please don’t hate us and continue to buy our stuff!” but make it sound like it came from an intern in HR.

    Chatgpt: I got you fam…

    kitnaht,

    Bro, GhatGPT wrote a better apology:

    Dear Community,

    Look, we know we sell little plastic figures—not games, not platforms, not anything remotely digital—but somehow, we’ve managed to trip over our own shoelaces and knock something precious to all of you right off the shelf. Yes, we’re talking about itch.io, and yes, we understand the gravity of what happened.

    We’re not going to sugarcoat it: we messed up. We’re not entirely sure how the dominoes fell this way, but somehow, through a series of unfortunate events (and probably some poorly-thought-out legal maneuvers), our actions have impacted an entire community that thrives on creativity and passion. That was never our intention, and it’s not who we want to be.

    The truth is, we’re sitting here staring at our little figures, wondering how something so small can lead to such a big screw-up. We know this affects you, and we’re genuinely sorry for the frustration, confusion, and anger we’ve caused.

    We don’t expect forgiveness overnight, but please know we’re working hard to make this right. We’re talking to the people who actually know what they’re doing (because, let’s face it, we clearly don’t), and we’re committed to doing better moving forward.

    We value this community more than you realize, even if we’ve done a poor job of showing it. Thank you for your patience, and we hope you’ll give us the chance to earn back your trust—not just with our figures, but with our actions.

    catloaf,

    It’s good, but it’s too negative. The PR folks would never let it fly.

    capt_wolf,

    Exactly, they’re apologizing, not committing seppuku.

    Deestan, (edited )

    Your assumptions are too honest. Try “non-apology” and see if it is closer.

    edit: I took the above prompt but added “do not admit to any wrongdoing”, and got a more believable letter

    Subject: A Message to Our Gaming Community

    Dear Gamers,

    We wanted to take a moment to address recent events and share our heartfelt thoughts with you. We understand that some of our actions may have had an impact on platforms you value deeply, and we recognize the passion and creativity that make this community so extraordinary.

    While it’s not our place to dive into specifics, we want to assure you that your voices matter to us. As a company, we’re constantly learning and striving to support the vibrant ecosystems that make gaming so special.

    To those who may feel disappointed or frustrated, we hear you. Your passion is why we do what we do, and we remain committed to delivering the experiences you love.

    Thank you for sticking with us and for continuing to be part of this journey. We appreciate your feedback, your creativity, and your unwavering support as we work to do better.

    Sincerely,
    [Your Company]
    An Intern in HR Who Definitely Wrote This Alone

    uis,

    While it’s not our place to dive into specifics, we want to assure you that your voices matter to us. As a company, we’re constantly learning and striving to support the vibrant ecosystems that make gaming so special.

    I feel drunk on polymers. Looks like what crossbreed of game industry and Apple would write.

    Sincerely,
    [Your Company]
    An Intern in HR Who Definitely Wrote This Alone

    Was last line really generated?

    Deestan,

    Yep. Literally copied in full from ChatGPT output.

    uis,

    It is too funy

    flicker,

    Downright folksy.

    Blooper,

    Goddamn ChatGPT has to be gunning for every PR guy’s job

    laurelraven,

    Holy hell, that’s actually a really good apology, and any company who would be willing to post it, even if written by LLM, would immediately gain at least some respect points from me

    ayyy,

    Apologies use the word “sorry” and take responsibility. This isn’t an apology.

    inclementimmigrant, do games w Everyone talking about the Indiana Jones game lately, so I gave in and bought it. It's a 10/10 recommendation from me!

    I mean all joking aside, it really is a great classic Lucas arts adventure game. And it’s part of GoG’s game preservation effort.

    Mandy, do games w I hate when a PC game is ONLY available on Epic Games store

    Every time someone takes the epic deal it just makes it easier to choose which game to ignore forever

    scrubbles, do gaming w Gotta love helpful steam forums
    !deleted6348 avatar

    These are the sort of things that jr developers love to make jokes about that get tiring so quickly. Same thing as someone naming their new project something like “Project Mordor” or something. Fun for about ten seconds, annoying for the next ten years.

    Instead of helping a fan who needed to know, you got a 10 second joke out, and now whenever someone googled it that will pop up making it frustrating.

    A senior engineer would say:

    In the balls. (But for real it’s Documents/Saves/MyGame.sav)

    Cort,

    In the balls (no really, documents/my games/the balls)

    Contentedness, do games w Currently downloading The Witcher 3 for the first time. Got any advice for me?

    A note on brewing potions: You only need the herbs the first time you brew any particular potion, after you’ve brewed it once it will get restocked automatically when you meditate.

    Knitwear,

    How did I not know this

    bravesirrbn,

    I spent so much time not using the healing potion because I thought it’s so super rare when do I finally get a second one??? lol

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