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theangriestbird, do gaming w Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour || Review Thread

i recently discovered that OpenCritic has been acquired by Valnet, who also owns some of the trashier websites listed on OpenCritic, so I would really love to move back over to Metacritic since they seem to do a better job of filtering out low-quality critics. If anyone knows a way to create review threads like this using Metacritic, please let me know!

chloyster,

Unfortunately apart from a scraper / parser being written I don’t see a way to do it easily

Poopfeast420,
@Poopfeast420@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

You should do what you think is best, since you’re making these threads.

I remember back when OpenCritic launched, the dev made a Reddit post to gauge interest. MetaCritic used some weird formula to weight specific outlets of their choosing higher, and apparently people didn’t like that. OpenCritic was supposed to “fix” that. I never really followed that stuff, so I don’t know if that’s still the case, if MetaCritic changed or whatever.

I don’t care one way or another, and don’t really use these threads or even most of the reviews to decide if I buy a game or not. Looking them over, and maybe see some people freak out because of “too much water” is entertaining though.

theangriestbird,

Interesting. I guess I am curious if others find review threads useful? Generally I agree with you, I don’t care that much about most individual reviews. However, I find the aggregators useful as a way of taking the temperature on how critics feel about a new release. The threads also make a good place to focus discussion around specific games. However, most of these threads get zero comments unless the game is hotly anticipated.

chloyster,

I very much enjoy the threads! If for no other reason than having a space to discuss a game that recently came out

Apeman42, do gaming w Both and neither
@Apeman42@lemmy.world avatar

I can see the code. This world trembles at my step. I am a golden go-

FUCK THIS CHEATING BULLSHIT UP SATAN’S WORN-OUT DICKHOLE!

SculptusPoe, do gaming w Then promptly shuts down
@SculptusPoe@lemmy.world avatar

Gameplay and software patents need to be nullified. We need to find a way to trick Trump into thinking those patents are insulting him somehow.

tatann,

Boy I sure hope Trump never learn that the nemecis system (short for nemecisgender) was patented by the woke Warner Bros, so that other games can only use the nemetrans system that mindtrick every players into transitioning

psx_crab, do gaming w Then promptly shuts down

Because they know Shadow of Mordor/War is a one-hit wonder and they can’t make another game with nemesis system as good as that game, so they preemptively prevent anyone from making a better game than they can possibly make.

ChicoSuave,

The gameplay kept us coming back and the graphics are excellent for the game. What doesn’t last is the absolute garbage writing and characters. Literally just edgelord angry characters snapping at each other. There is no reason for being an invincible wizard warrior obliterating the orcs of Mordor.

RunJun,

There is a reason, it’s fun.

Pnut, do gaming w Still can't believe the new Mario Kart is open world

“Mario. You can’t a do this! He’s a the one who keeps kidnapping peach!” Said Luigi. “No” Mario responded. “That’s a why we do do this”. Mario then narrowed his gaze and gripped the steering wheel of his cart, his gloved hands making the sound of a tightening rope. “Today, brother. We humiliate him. Tomorrow, we take a him down for good”.

epicstove, do gaming w Still can't believe the new Mario Kart is open world

I like to imagine Mario and Bowser have a sorta Roof and Parry kinda relationship.

Agent641, (edited ) do gaming w Still can't believe the new Mario Kart is open world

If I was a police officer, and after surviving an accidental catastrophic zombie outbreak in Raccoon City, my government said “Hey you’re really good at that, want to do it 5 more times?” I’d simply pivot to being a construction worker or something.

Klear,

So you’re saying you’re not a bad enough dude to rescue the president’s daughter…

son_named_bort, do gaming w Still can't believe the new Mario Kart is open world

Bowser makes no sense. He’s larger than Mario, why doesn’t he simply eat him?

Ellvix, do gaming w Both and neither
@Ellvix@lemmy.world avatar

And programming

mikezeman, do gaming w Still can't believe the new Mario Kart is open world
Grimy, do gaming w Still can't believe the new Mario Kart is open world

Mario is a false narrator. She wasn’t kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs.

ChicoSuave,

But he always seems to have coins AND mushrooms?

Grimy,

Bowser has multiple castles to be fair, he is also buff and close to 6ft7. No contest.

arrow74,

He must be a shit plumber if his wages are “meager”

samus12345,
@samus12345@sh.itjust.works avatar

Every time he gets more than $99 it disappears and turns into an extra life.

Baguette,

Mario probably has a bunch of life insurance policies in his name, I know I would

Lifter,

They turn into special mushrooms.

toynbee,

Is not every plumber technically a shit plumber?

arrow74,

I would say theoretically not. If you only do new construction nothing you touch has had shit on it yet. But then again it is intended for shit so it depends on where you draw the line

socsa,
@socsa@piefed.social avatar

There are gas and steam plumbers

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i’m sure there’s at least one plumber that has never touched toilet or sewage pipes in their long career

Grimy,

Maybe he just wasn’t good at cleaner her pipes specifically, if you get what I’m sayin’.

pinball_wizard,

Mario is a false narrator. She wasn’t kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs.

Are we saying that Mario - Gorilla Kidnapper is not to be trusted?

caseyweederman,

Okay Jonathan Blow

Dragonborn3810, do games w Arcturus looking for playtesters!

Looks great! I’d be interested in the play test but is there a way to get involved avoiding discord?

muts,

You’re not the first but I’d be more than happy to accommodate the non discorders, I’m currently afk but I will investigate the suggested alternatives and relay back here, do you have a preference of the mentioned alternatives so far?

PP_BOY_, do gaming w Language Lessons
Arkhive, do games w Arcturus looking for playtesters!

I’m a discord hater and low key refuse to join more servers as I try to convince my communities to move to different platforms. Would love to test on Linux for you though. Happy to provide feedback back here or something.

The screenshot is giving a bit of fallout 1 + 2 vibes, which I love.

muts,

Fair enough, what kind of communities that would offer a similar hub as discord would you convince others on? I can try relaying back here as I’d appreciate having you testing but it’s not ideal I reckon for the purpose.

Arkhive,

Matrix, and there’s a P2P one that just went around called PeerSuite? Both are far from perfect, but at least aren’t yucky corpo platforms. Sorry to come across so harsh in the initial comment, the tone in my head was light hearted I promise lol. More of a “I’m happy to help figure out an alternative communication stream in order to make me a useful tester.” Might be worth making your game a Mastodon account to direct people to from the Steam page? Could be a good spot to encourage people to learn about the fediverse and provide a channel for updates and a message system for testers? Idk. Discord is somewhat unique still in the type of organizational tools it provides, hence the love-hate relationship I have with it lol

muts,

Not harsh at all, I deleted all my social platforms about 5 years ago and so I have like zero presence anywhere, it has been amazing for me personally. But it means I’m totally out of the loop and in a poor position to grass roots market this 😂.

I’ll check out those platforms thanks for the rundown. In the meantime if you still want to keep in the loop I don’t mind updating you in DM, Id rather have 1 genuinely interested person with good feedback than a million silent followers!

asudox,
@asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev avatar

The most similar and FOSS one is Revolt (revolt.chat).

samus12345, do gaming w Still can't believe the new Mario Kart is open world
@samus12345@sh.itjust.works avatar

My head canon is that the games where Bowser is the bad guy are just them playing roles and the sports games are their real selves. Rivals, not really enemies. Mario Kart World having all the mooks join in on the karting supports this idea.

LiamMayfair,

I didn’t know this. That’s so wholesome and adorable!

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

not sure that’s hugely better frankly, because now it’s implied that the mooks are just there to let the important people act out decadent fantasies in absurd detail

like being an extra in a mr beast episode whose sole job is to get punched into cold water

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