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hal_5700X, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Good for them. 🤷‍♂️

uis,

Meh. Game consoles are shit. Defective by design.

Portable computers like Steam Deck are fine though.

Stalinwolf, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Just give him an NES with Battletoads, file off any print, and tell him you made it.

uis,
Matriks404, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Plot twist: It will be a PC with 486DX2-compatible CPU.

el_bhm,

They have x86 equivalent. Maybe 64.

dlpkl, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

It’ll be able to know when your draft-dodging ass is home, so it can send some nice FSB gentlemen to come give you a lift.

Num10ck,

maybe irs all spyware with microphones and/or cameras? a loyalty program!

kuneho, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
@kuneho@lemmy.world avatar

next gen Dendy

Lemminary, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Out of touch and delusional, what’s new.

BaroqueInMind,

He is the Russian equivalent of a baby boomer mandating with the implied threat of death that his own government pay a single shitty local satellite set-top box distributor (let’s be real, it’s likely just cheap chinese hardware) to develop and spread Russian culture through video game media in less than three months (which is probably already developed and was waiting for more money to market and enter production).

Sounds like he is very in touch, because that is one of the ways how U.S. culture is spreading throughout the world currently.

Lemminary, (edited )

… with software and hardware development. Literally what the article talks about.

echodot,

Sounds like he is very in touch, because that is one of the ways how U.S. culture is spreading throughout the world currently.

With the absolutely stonking caveat that the US government didn’t mandate that, it just happened naturally over time. Over decades and decades. Particularly helped by the US speaking English. In a lot of parts of the world English is a good second language.

But the only people who speak Russian is Russia. No one has Russian is their second language outside of a few Baltic states and even then often it’s a tertiary language, not a true second language. This is a huge limiter on their ability to spread culture.

Zugyuk, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Is that all it takes? 🤣

bigkahuna1986,

Hey when the KGB is standing in the corner looking serious, you bet those engineers will have the “stats” to prove it’s competitive.

echodot,

Well it will be competitive. Because all its competition aren’t entering Russia anyway because of sanctions.

Gabu, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Here comes another Atari Jaguar.

Rayspekt, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Will it have The Game?

antidote101, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

So the main task would be writing the custom OS, which with enough coders and a coherent plan could theoretically be done.

The hardware will just be a small form factor computer or gaming laptop in a box, with a controller attached.

It will be deconstructed day one, and what hardware they went with will be revealed.

catloaf,

It’ll either be janky Linux or cracked Windows, on an off-the-shelf Chinese board in a cheap case with joysticks that barely work.

MrZee, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Oh hell yeah. I want to see a Dendy reboot.

saltnotsugar, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.

don, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
@don@lemm.ee avatar

lol

hohombe, do wolnyinternet w USA: Republikanie próbują zatrzymać program zapewniający ubogim tańszy dostęp do internetu

Świetny portal.

harcesz,
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Mają swoje ciężkie odjazdy z tego co pamiętam, ale przy krytycznym podejściu - ciekawy.

Seasoned_Greetings, do games w Unity Fallout Continues: Dev Group Shuts Down While Developers Refuse To Come Back

It’s unfortunate to see devs have to abandon and retool their projects because of a really stupid decision some ceos made, but the model they were trying to impose needs to die swiftly and burn bright enough to clearly send the message that that kind of bullshit won’t fly.

Make no mistake, other game engine monetization teams were watching this happen. The only way to stop that kind of extortion is to make an example of the one who tries it first.

I hope unity dies hard, so that we never have to see that stupid ass pay-per-install model again.

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