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SomeGuy69, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
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The Blyatstation

DAMunzy,

Cyka!

kadu, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
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It’s totally possible if they subsidize hardware costs and sell a PC with a fancy frontend and small form factor.

It’s completely impossible if they’re looking for custom hardware.

reflectedodds,

This is what I was thinking. For a first iteration to get out the door immediately it could just be windows with a “game browser” that launches full screen when you turn it on 😂

kadu,
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I mean, that’s what all Steam Deck competitors really are. They’re Windows 11 with atrocious launchers on top, some of which acceptable and some very buggy, plus a literal standard AMD APU that AMD is selling by the bucket, and half of them share board designs sold by Chinese suppliers pretty much ready made.

ArbiterXero,

That’s literally what the original Xbox was

ilinamorato,

They at least did the courtesy of deleting the Windows UI, though.

kautau,

It would have to run steamos or something the complexity of all the always-online launchers that modern triple a games has is something that steam handles well, and likely a huge trip up point on any frontend slapped on a windows pc

Carighan,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

Essentially just Playnite then?

Woozythebear,

So? That’s literally an Xbox…

PraiseTheSoup,

It’s literally not an Xbox.

meathorse,

That is literally what the first Xbox was. It’s internals was a custom mboard running a Celeron 700 and 3.5" HDD (can’t remember what the graphics was based on, maybe a GeForce MX?) with a customised Win2k OS.

All approx. It’s early and I can’t be bothered confirming those specs are 100% accurate :p

JasonDJ,

It wouldn’t be Windows, it’d probably be a variant of Astra Linux.

The year of Linux may finally be among us.

ArbiterXero,

That’s literally what the original Xbox was

Kiosade,

There was nothing small about the original Xbox.

WarmSoda,

All hail The Duke!

echodot,

Every time I see an original Xbox I’m always amazed because in my memory it was a lot smaller. I used to carry that thing to and from school I have no idea how I managed that.

Matriks404,

Original Xbox had custom OS. It run on something similar to Windows 2000 (NT 5) kernel though.

ArbiterXero,

Was just a skin on win 2k and contained an intel chip.

It was just a PC in a box.

aniki,

And not even a very optimized one.

MakePorkGreatAgain,

so… repackage a pi?

bigkahuna1986,

There’s a guy on youtube called CNCDan who did exactly that. SFF pc in a very nice 3d printed case with custom PCBs for the controller boards. If you’re at all interested in that sort of thing I think he has a 9 part series on how he built it.

LiveLM,

It’s totally gonna be a bunch of pirated games and a copy of Launchbox/Playnite lol

bigmclargehuge,
@bigmclargehuge@lemmy.world avatar

Just get one of those all in one 4"x4" PCs, slap a logo and a custom Linux distro on it and you have a console.

NaoPb,

I am also half expecting them to adopt/steal hardware from other companies.

uis, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Wait, what? He is senile, but not THAT much. Although he was senile enough for war.

To be fair he probably doesn’t even know what game console is.

CluckN,

Russia probably wants high powered chips for military use. Fronting it as an entertainment initiative may entice more investors.

Everythingispenguins,

This 100% this

Anti_Iridium,

Maybe. Or if you’re engrossed in videogames, you don’t care your neighbor is drafted.

intensely_human,

Or they’re gonna make video games that are suspiciously like piloting drones

reverendsteveii, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

if it’s normally 3 years just hire 12x as many developers and it’ll be fine.

Mikelius,

Yeah, everyone knows 9 women can generate a baby in 1 month.

kromem, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

I love how he’s modernizing the punch lines to all the old Soviet jokes.

Jackcooper, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

This will do wonders for comedy

Treczoks, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Should be easy. Just take a AY-3-8500 chip, and the gaming console is basically done!

phoneymouse, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Why?

FleetingTit,

To show that their Economy isn’t struggling from sanctions and to give the people what they want: entertainment.

There is a lot going wrong in Russia right now and Putler needs a win.

antidote101,

Probably because Putin just found out the population sucks at flying drones.

gofsckyourself,

Some kid beat him in Fortnite and now he wants his own console system to ban the kid from (and probably track them down)

uis,

Hah. This comment is based on assumption that Putin knows what game console is.

AnUnusualRelic,
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It’s what you fly drones from.

uis,

I don’t think he knows about them further than “bad stuff mentioned in red folders”.

TheSpermWhale, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
@TheSpermWhale@lemmy.world avatar

Excitedly awaiting the release of the Z-Box

rimjob_rainer, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Taking console wars to the next level

kaine, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Depends on how you define a gaming console. You can slap a controller on a PC, with a certain form factor and custom OS it can be defined as a gaming console. But does it what Czar referring to? I do not think so.

Rentlar, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
Immersive_Matthew, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

The funny part is leaders all of the world are going to ask their country to do the same thing too now as none of them realize how ridiculous it is.

bigkahuna1986,

That would be interesting, would the market get immediately over saturated or would there be a healthy amount of competition?

uis,

It’s oversaturated when it’s not zero

uis,

Rly?

ZeroCool, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Rutendo 24

uis,
Gork, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

I look forward to the release of the Blyatbox “October Revolution” edition console.

Agent641,

Gamedroog 512

random_character_a,
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With preinstalled Gulag survival simulator that you have to pay to get removed.

uis,

Will be released with The Gelendzik Siege game.

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