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stardust, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Gaming is of upmost importance to the health of a nation. Future wars will be done through esports.

drasglaf,
@drasglaf@sh.itjust.works avatar

If only

Thorry84,

Sorry guys, we’re under dictator rule now. We should be getting some food coupons next week, otherwise we’ll starve. If only xxx_Epicl33tGamer69_xxx didn’t let us down in the big game last night. Oh well, such is life.

Noodle07,

The whole point of league of legends

msage,

League of Legends is so bland and uninteresting.

Just play Dota. It’s the original, far more complex (you can eat trees!), and actually mess with the enemies way more than just dealing chip damage.

Noodle07,

I’m not talking about gameplay, the league of legend in its lore is there to prevent real world war

PraiseTheSoup,

I played DotA for 14 years and while I agree it’s better than LoL in every single way I still wouldn’t recommend that anyone actually play it.

msage,

It’s fun though. It has its age, but still there’s nothing like it.

uis,

Future Russian parlement: We will crush, nuke and bury whatever will be left. In Quake.

ilinamorato,

There was an episode of Star Trek about this.

Rayspekt, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Will it have The Game?

Zugyuk, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Is that all it takes? 🤣

bigkahuna1986,

Hey when the KGB is standing in the corner looking serious, you bet those engineers will have the “stats” to prove it’s competitive.

echodot,

Well it will be competitive. Because all its competition aren’t entering Russia anyway because of sanctions.

dlpkl, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

It’ll be able to know when your draft-dodging ass is home, so it can send some nice FSB gentlemen to come give you a lift.

Num10ck,

maybe irs all spyware with microphones and/or cameras? a loyalty program!

ZeroCool, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Rutendo 24

uis,
MrZee, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Oh hell yeah. I want to see a Dendy reboot.

Immersive_Matthew, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

The funny part is leaders all of the world are going to ask their country to do the same thing too now as none of them realize how ridiculous it is.

bigkahuna1986,

That would be interesting, would the market get immediately over saturated or would there be a healthy amount of competition?

uis,

It’s oversaturated when it’s not zero

uis,

Rly?

kadu, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
@kadu@lemmy.world avatar

It’s totally possible if they subsidize hardware costs and sell a PC with a fancy frontend and small form factor.

It’s completely impossible if they’re looking for custom hardware.

reflectedodds,

This is what I was thinking. For a first iteration to get out the door immediately it could just be windows with a “game browser” that launches full screen when you turn it on 😂

kadu,
@kadu@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, that’s what all Steam Deck competitors really are. They’re Windows 11 with atrocious launchers on top, some of which acceptable and some very buggy, plus a literal standard AMD APU that AMD is selling by the bucket, and half of them share board designs sold by Chinese suppliers pretty much ready made.

ArbiterXero,

That’s literally what the original Xbox was

ilinamorato,

They at least did the courtesy of deleting the Windows UI, though.

kautau,

It would have to run steamos or something the complexity of all the always-online launchers that modern triple a games has is something that steam handles well, and likely a huge trip up point on any frontend slapped on a windows pc

Carighan,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

Essentially just Playnite then?

Woozythebear,

So? That’s literally an Xbox…

PraiseTheSoup,

It’s literally not an Xbox.

meathorse,

That is literally what the first Xbox was. It’s internals was a custom mboard running a Celeron 700 and 3.5" HDD (can’t remember what the graphics was based on, maybe a GeForce MX?) with a customised Win2k OS.

All approx. It’s early and I can’t be bothered confirming those specs are 100% accurate :p

JasonDJ,

It wouldn’t be Windows, it’d probably be a variant of Astra Linux.

The year of Linux may finally be among us.

ArbiterXero,

That’s literally what the original Xbox was

Kiosade,

There was nothing small about the original Xbox.

WarmSoda,

All hail The Duke!

echodot,

Every time I see an original Xbox I’m always amazed because in my memory it was a lot smaller. I used to carry that thing to and from school I have no idea how I managed that.

Matriks404,

Original Xbox had custom OS. It run on something similar to Windows 2000 (NT 5) kernel though.

ArbiterXero,

Was just a skin on win 2k and contained an intel chip.

It was just a PC in a box.

aniki,

And not even a very optimized one.

MakePorkGreatAgain,

so… repackage a pi?

bigkahuna1986,

There’s a guy on youtube called CNCDan who did exactly that. SFF pc in a very nice 3d printed case with custom PCBs for the controller boards. If you’re at all interested in that sort of thing I think he has a 9 part series on how he built it.

LiveLM,

It’s totally gonna be a bunch of pirated games and a copy of Launchbox/Playnite lol

bigmclargehuge,
@bigmclargehuge@lemmy.world avatar

Just get one of those all in one 4"x4" PCs, slap a logo and a custom Linux distro on it and you have a console.

NaoPb,

I am also half expecting them to adopt/steal hardware from other companies.

saltnotsugar, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.

antidote101, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

So the main task would be writing the custom OS, which with enough coders and a coherent plan could theoretically be done.

The hardware will just be a small form factor computer or gaming laptop in a box, with a controller attached.

It will be deconstructed day one, and what hardware they went with will be revealed.

catloaf,

It’ll either be janky Linux or cracked Windows, on an off-the-shelf Chinese board in a cheap case with joysticks that barely work.

Lemminary, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Out of touch and delusional, what’s new.

BaroqueInMind,

He is the Russian equivalent of a baby boomer mandating with the implied threat of death that his own government pay a single shitty local satellite set-top box distributor (let’s be real, it’s likely just cheap chinese hardware) to develop and spread Russian culture through video game media in less than three months (which is probably already developed and was waiting for more money to market and enter production).

Sounds like he is very in touch, because that is one of the ways how U.S. culture is spreading throughout the world currently.

Lemminary, (edited )

… with software and hardware development. Literally what the article talks about.

echodot,

Sounds like he is very in touch, because that is one of the ways how U.S. culture is spreading throughout the world currently.

With the absolutely stonking caveat that the US government didn’t mandate that, it just happened naturally over time. Over decades and decades. Particularly helped by the US speaking English. In a lot of parts of the world English is a good second language.

But the only people who speak Russian is Russia. No one has Russian is their second language outside of a few Baltic states and even then often it’s a tertiary language, not a true second language. This is a huge limiter on their ability to spread culture.

Gork, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

I look forward to the release of the Blyatbox “October Revolution” edition console.

Agent641,

Gamedroog 512

random_character_a,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

With preinstalled Gulag survival simulator that you have to pay to get removed.

uis,

Will be released with The Gelendzik Siege game.

don, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
@don@lemm.ee avatar

lol

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Świetny portal.

harcesz,
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Mają swoje ciężkie odjazdy z tego co pamiętam, ale przy krytycznym podejściu - ciekawy.

Seasoned_Greetings, do games w Unity Fallout Continues: Dev Group Shuts Down While Developers Refuse To Come Back

It’s unfortunate to see devs have to abandon and retool their projects because of a really stupid decision some ceos made, but the model they were trying to impose needs to die swiftly and burn bright enough to clearly send the message that that kind of bullshit won’t fly.

Make no mistake, other game engine monetization teams were watching this happen. The only way to stop that kind of extortion is to make an example of the one who tries it first.

I hope unity dies hard, so that we never have to see that stupid ass pay-per-install model again.

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