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stembolts, do gaming w No notes. It's perfect.

Hello, I am the apostrophe police. Please register with the executioner for your execution first thing tomorrow morning.

chuckleslord,

Explain?

stembolts,

(pulls night stick from holster)

I got your explanation right here buddy.

HowManyNimons,

Classic Johnson.

samus12345,
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They’re wrong and both apostrophes are correctly used.

stembolts,

Hey, I found an accomplice! Get em boys!

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

If it make’s you feel better I’ll use apostrophe’s wrong in this sentence.

stembolts,

I lost my grammar policing job due to questionable use of force, inaccurate reports, and comma smuggling. I am now powerless to stop grammar crimes.

samus12345,
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I’m sorry to hear about you’re plight.

androogee,

Where were you smuggling the comma exactly?

(˵ ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o˵)

PyroNeurosis,

As the Honorable Apostophe Judge in charge of this district, the apostrophes displayed in this meme are accurate: the first being the possessive of “nobody”, and the second being a contraction of “dick is”. The accused is thus declared not guilty.

stembolts, (edited )

We are the American apostrophe police, please register for your execution first thing tomorrow for correcting me.

morphballganon,

Comma police? This comment right here ^

stembolts,

O fuck.

spiffynova, do gaming w No notes. It's perfect.
ummthatguy, do gaming w No notes. It's perfect.
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Kiosade,

Wait is THAT where that quote came from? I thought it was from a real life physicist.

DragonTypeWyvern,

What, the most famous scientist in the NCR isn’t good enough for you?

Kolanaki,
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“Of course I know what I’m doing! I just don’t know what effect it’s gonna have.” Ahh… That dude is just Fantastic.

laffytaffer,

I didn’t think that was a real line until I started playing last month and of course that clown would be the one to say it.

therealjcdenton,

This line was delivered so well tho

kosanovskiy, do games w Sony cancelled the PSN account linking requirement for Helldivers 2

Revert your negative reviews guys

ColeSloth, do gaming w Art imitates life
Corno, do gaming w Modders have really thought of everything, huh?

This is a rule. If you can think of it, a mod for it in Skyrim exists

DoucheBagMcSwag, do gaming w Art imitates life

Worst she can say is “no” right?

Well yes but actually no

Kolanaki,
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Worse they can say is yes, then take you home to carve up and eat because they’re a serial killer cannibal.

Toneswirly, do gaming w Art imitates life

Haley doesnt like beer, duh. Just give her like 20 sunflowers.

VulKendov,
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I checked the wiki, Haley should like beer, but why would you get her beer when daffodils are free and she likes them just as much. Haley (and Shane) is one of the easiest people to get to dance with you, for the first flower dance because she has a birthday before it.

tyler,

I just married Haley in my game. She’s definitely easy to get to ten hearts with. The only person easier is Linus imo (8 hearts at least).

Vespair, do games w Sony cancelled the PSN account linking requirement for Helldivers 2

It’s still packaged with that awful and invasive nProtect GameGuard garbage though, so be be aware of what you’re buying before you make the choice.

moon, do games w Sony cancelled the PSN account linking requirement for Helldivers 2

Good, otherwise they’d know that Kendrick would put out a diss track on them.

Suavevillain, do games w Sony cancelled the PSN account linking requirement for Helldivers 2
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PC gamers with the W for not folding to bad choices. More gamers need to do this.

kayos, do games w Sony cancelled the PSN account linking requirement for Helldivers 2

So how are PS players, playing now?

Reddfugee42,

Their account seems to be as useless as, your comma.

Katana314, do games w Sony cancelled the PSN account linking requirement for Helldivers 2

So, someone in my Discord channel posted a tweet that maybe alters perspective a bit;

cdn.discordapp.com/…/not-surprised-but-damn-v0-jj…

To summarize or if the link breaks, one of the devs “knew beforehand” they’d have to require PSN accounts post launch, but disabled them for a smooth launch. That’s interesting, but as long as Sony was acting as publisher I feel like the blame still goes on them for selling the game to non-PSN countries initially.

drislands,

FYI l: That’s the CEO of Arrowhead, who made the game.

Blackmist, do games w Sony cancelled the PSN account linking requirement for Helldivers 2

I think there’d have been a lot less pushback if the gamers had got something in return, like Steam/PSN cross-buy on Sony published titles.

It’s not even like they could claim it being needed for cross-play, because it demonstrably works without it.

PiratePanPan, do games w Sony cancelled the PSN account linking requirement for Helldivers 2
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Cyberbullying works 🎉

Reddfugee42,

Is that the new term for boycott?

clutchtwopointzero,

Ya, it’s the good ol’ “voting with your wallet” that can bring companies to their knees

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