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Wandering_jaguar, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

Realistically, celebrities get about 8 movies to perform in their career before my brain is unable to see them as some sort of new character. Kevin Harts comedy stopped carrying his horrible acting about 5 movies ago.

Croquette,

It depends on the actor. When you have an actor, like Gary Oldman for example, that really transform into its role, they can play in an infinite number of movies and they won’t get boring.

But actors, like The Rock or Kevin Hart, that just play themselves over and over again get tiring fast.

OlPatchy2Eyes,

To his credit, the trailer does make it look like Kevin Hart is making a genuine attempt to play Roland from the game. Still a weird casting decision.

davepleasebehave,

When you got movies like Tom Cruise in them, you can’t lose!

paultimate14, do gaming w Fallout 4 Fans Are Begging Bethesda To Stop Updating The Game

In this entire article, not even a single attempt to quantity the number of complaints.

This sounds to me like an extremely small minority. It appears as though Fallout 4 has sold over 25 million copies, and there’s… Maybe a couple dozen people on the Internet complaining?

KingThrillgore, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Ah yes, the movie that’s lost all of its original writers and been in reshoots for many years.

JigglySackles, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

Yeah it’s relying in star power and the drooling masses to get money. It’s an awful awful attempt and it’s extremely apparent from the trailers that this is going to be hot fucking garbage. The only thing that would potentially save it, is if all this shit was promo trolling and the actual movie used completely different better suited people with better lines etc.

mPony,

if all this shit was promo trolling

we can only hope

TachyonTele,

I always wished a Batman movie would do that. Imagine going into it and realizing you have no idea who Batman is. That would be fun.

DragonTypeWyvern,

A villain POV where you see Batman dismantling the organization until the very end would be amazing.

TachyonTele,

Hell yeah.
Just remake The Usual Suspects with Batman instead of Kyser Sosey.

acosmichippo,
@acosmichippo@lemmy.world avatar

but then you can’t promote george clooney in all the marketing to draw people in.

TachyonTele,

They didnt promote him in the last one. So it’s not too far fetched.

Katana314,

It’d be fun to make it halfway through the movie to reveal Bruce Wayne is a worthless playboy, and have Barry Allen show up and explain to the current Batman “I’m here to correct a mistake. In my timeline, that drunkard over there is Batman.” “I’m sorry, what?”

AAA,

Not going to happen. Nobody can afford promo trolling because then people are simply not going. Word to mouth propaganda doesn’t bring the masses needed to pay the bills nowadays.

Kolanaki,
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The only thing that would potentially save it, is if all this shit was promo trolling and the actual movie used completely different better suited people with better lines etc.

That would be hilarious as shit.

JigglySackles,

It would be the most on brand thing to do too imo.

Blackmist, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

I didn’t even like the game, so the chance of this appealing to me is less than zero.

RGB3x3, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

Hoo boy, Kevin Hart doesn’t even look like he knows how to hold a gun at all. Did nobody think to give him any semblance of weapons training?

mPony,

that would involve having to talk to Kevin Hart

LiveLM,

Is he a dick or something? lol
I don’t really keep up with celebs

taiyang, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

Omg, haven’t been this hyped since the live action Dragon Ball movie.

xenoclast,

Almost as hyped as the live action Avatar movie!

Alexstarfire,

James Cameron really knows his stuff.

Kolanaki, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit
!deleted6508 avatar

I had already resigned this movie to the shit bin just because they cast a comedian for the role of the only character in the games that was a serious straight man (as in the comedy trope) instead of someone more suitable like Idris Elba.

Then again, maybe they wanted someone else but Hart was the only one who accepted to work on this turd.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

I’d honestly have been interested if Kevin Hart just did Roland instead of being Kevin Hart.

Based on that clip I can’t say he’s not, it’s not like Roland never gives any snark, but I can say Hart is a weird choice for the role by his typecasting. But, hey, maybe he’ll break free with this?

Vinny_93,

I mean Borderlands 1 Roland is pretty different from the guy allergic to smiling we all know from Borderlands 2. I guess Handsome Jack changes comedians into Idris Elba.

affiliate, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

it was over as soon they casted kevin hart

p5yk0t1km1r4ge, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

…they ruined Roland and Tina, JB, though I love him, is a terrible choice for Claptrap, not really butthurt about the lack of guns (are they supposed to just have a billion guns in every shot or something?), Curtis doesn’t give me Tanniss vibes either, though…man, why is Krieg so quiet? Fuck…

polonius-rex,

are they supposed to just have a billion guns in every shot or something

a variety of different gun designs would at least be something to look at as the main characters expressionlessly shoot towards their off-screen enemies

p5yk0t1km1r4ge,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah I mean I get it, just feels like something tricky to adapt to a movie. Maybe they’ll constantly swap guns throughout the movie too?

wizardbeard,
@wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

are they supposed to just have a billion guns in every shot or something?

Fucking. Yes.

I mean, not every shot, but the variety of firearms should absolutely be a big part of every action scene at least. It’s Borderlands, and that was it’s original claim to fame: countless combinations of procedurally generated guns.

Have your prop department whip them up as different parts that they can stick together, like how the games do it. Firing effects can be added in post.

HeavyRaptor, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

It’s okay. I played Borderlands 3 with voices off, only sfx/background sounds/music. I’m sure I can do the same with this. Maybe turn picture off too while I’m at it.

punkwalrus, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit
@punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

I remember hearing that some Hollywood contracts require that if you sign up for some studio, you must make X amount of films. Big stars get to chose those films to some degree, but once in a while, they have to do “a stinker” to end the contract as “X amount of films done, okay?” or something. Contractual Obligation and all. This film feels like a dumping ground of a lot of those contractual obligation hires from the trailer alone.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

Requirements like that in the music industry are why there’s an excess of Christmas music albums. I like the idea that video game movies and other slush-level movies are the equivalent.

RampantParanoia2365,

Wouldn’t it be smarter to do a lower budget drama, then? This seems like an expensive throwaway.

bigmclargehuge,
@bigmclargehuge@lemmy.world avatar

True, but a movie like this, if successful, has a much higher potential profit than a small drama. As an actor, why not take a bit of a gamble on a big blockbuster for a potentially massive paycheck?

Kecessa, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

Link to the trailer

youtu.be/lU_NKNZljoQ

polonius-rex,

"from the producer of uncharted, spider-man and venom"

i feel like i can guess which version of spider-man

Kecessa,

What’s funny is that when the producer is mentioned in trailers I always think “Ok so the director is an unknown person and they’re the one who has the most influence so it must not be great…”

zaphod,

It’s Avi Arad and he was producer of all Spider-Man movies starting with Spider-Man 2 all the way to the Spider-Verse movies, so quite a lot of bad movies, but also some good ones. I wonder why they didn’t put Morbius in that list.

micka190,

Imagine making a Borderlands trailer and not using Cage the Elephant. Like, come on guy. It’s right there!

As someone who doesn’t really like the writing in Borderlands all that much, this trailer looks worse than that. Like, were Brick and Mordecai replaced with Krieg and Tina because they wanted to get “the fan favorites” in the crew?

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

Hollywood always fucks up movies based on games. I’m not expecting much from this movie.

MeatsOfRage, (edited )

I think we’re past this now, we’ve had a number of good (or at the very least enjoyable) adaptations now, Sonic, Mario, Pikachu. Werewolves Within was really good though no one has heard of the game. And of course TV has been knocking it out of the park, Last of Us, Fallout, Cyberpunk, Castlevania, League of Legends, hell I’d even throw in Twisted Metal. Even stuff about people who play games like Gran Turismo and Players were really good. We also have things that considered bad at the time are being reclaimed like Mortal Kombat

Borderlands is (by the looks of it) just an IP dump which isn’t exclusive to video games.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

There are exceptions

SkyezOpen,

Had a drunken discussion about this last month. Basically there’s less than 10 decent game adaptations ever. I remember the first mortal kombat, first 2 resident evils, tomb raider… A few others. But yeah.

sukhmel,

They should’ve hired Uwe Boll as a director, at least they would’ve had an excuse then

TachyonTele, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

The clip doesn’t make any sense. Cate Blanchett is shooting people standing up, then she’s suddenly inside of a box? When does she gets in the box, why is she suddenly in that box? She doesn’t get out of the box either. She’s teleported from there box to somewhere else. But now she has a flamethrower.

polonius-rex,

Yeah I had the exact same confusion, so I watched it again and she gets tackled into the box, then stands up from inside it.

If this was all in one continuous shot, it would probably be kind of funny. Quite why directors are still making the exact mistakes called out by a 9 minute youtube video 9 years ago is beyond me.

So it looks like bad editing is another thing to get excited about.

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