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EherVielleicht, do games w The modder behind Burps of Skyrim and Snores of Skyrim has made a breakthrough in the field of customizable flatulence with Farts of Skyrim

One small fart for him, but one great fart for future games!

bjoern_tantau, do games w Elon Musk streams Diablo 4 as part of his latest doomed quest to turn X into a Twitch killer
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Of all the games he could pick…

UnhingedFridge,
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Him brain not do so good.

Gradually_Adjusting, do games w Elon Musk streams Diablo 4 as part of his latest doomed quest to turn X into a Twitch killer
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His face looks like if elbow skin smelled a fart

netburnr, do games w This modder made such a great change to Starfield's food it's actually making me hungry
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What’s wrong with Square eggs? Or half eaten sandwiches?

azurefirefly, do games w Grand Theft Auto 6 fans have become so desperate for information they've convinced themselves that the moon is teasing an upcoming reveal
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Weren’t people this way for Elden Ring?

Nighed, do games w This modder made such a great change to Starfield's food it's actually making me hungry
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I’m not sure that the stacked containers really works there… structural tacos? 🤣

Or maybe anti-gravity plates?

ech, do games w Grand Theft Auto 6 fans have become so desperate for information they've convinced themselves that the moon is teasing an upcoming reveal

Honestly, this doesn’t seem all that far-fetched. It could very well just be the art department being extra diligent with accuracy to the event start date, but the VI does suggest more to it. I suppose everyone will find out next month.

conciselyverbose, do games w Grand Theft Auto 6 fans have become so desperate for information they've convinced themselves that the moon is teasing an upcoming reveal

I would absolutely add 20 super obscure conspiracy nut teasers to every promo and just never acknowledge anything if I was working for one of these companies.

sugar_in_your_tea,

You don’t even need to try very hard, just throw in some nonsense and someone will make up a plausible explanation.

Kolanaki,
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just posts “a” to the company Twitter

conciselyverbose,

I'm talking like throwing some messages in binary through specific set of sub pixels of images for a year that all come through because they're my actual plans, then switching them to obviously insane nonsense that will take way longer to disprove and finding a way to get someone to notice.

oddspinnaker,

I’m always curious about how hard it is to make insane nonsense that’s hard to disprove. Like, 100% randomization seems like it could be easier to detect vs. more believable things added by people.

So then you have to spend time making it believable…

conciselyverbose, (edited )

I was thinking kind of like steganography.

"If you take the green subpixel at (46,85), (75,32)... it contains just enough letters you could read as words that form a story detail. And in this post it's a gameplay hint. And this one is a character name" but the same locations enough times in a row that it's hard to be random. Then post a crazy fan theory post after the early ones are known facts about the game and I've embedded crazy shit in a few.

NegativeLookBehind,
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Nut teasers, you say?

reksas, do games w Grand Theft Auto 6 fans have become so desperate for information they've convinced themselves that the moon is teasing an upcoming reveal

Reminds me of hype around certain other game, relating to number 3

Appoxo,
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Portal 3 ?!

cyanarchy,

Left 3 Dead

TonyTonyChopper,

Team Fortr3ss

LillyPip, do games w Peter Molyneux is ready to disappoint us again with his latest game, a blockchain-based business sim

Molyneux is the Shyamalan of video games. He’s done a couple of brilliant things, some decent stuff, and a lot of batshit crazy cringe-fests.

New titles are like Christmas poppers. You look forward to them because you remember that first time they were fun, but then you crack one and remember they’re mostly a mix of disappointment and the faint waft of gunpowder.

spark947,

I really like this comparison. Dude has publicly gone on record about how he regrets utilizing hype irresponsibly. I think acknowledgement is all we want, and plenty of people still like fable and black and white. I would root for him to have a bit of a comeback.

Cethin,

Regrets utilizing hype.

Goes on to make a blockchain game.

OK. I’m not anti-blockchain for everything, but 99.999% of the time it’s not the best option, or even a good option, unless you’re running a scam.

spark947,

Yeah, I mean we all know what’s up now though, so whatever.

groucho, do games w Peter Molyneux is ready to disappoint us again with his latest game, a blockchain-based business sim
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Molyneux’s great sin is the inability to shut the fuck up while he’s ahead. lt’s hard to explain how much weight this guy carried in the 90s/very early 00s but he was the guy that did Populus, Dungeon Keeper, and Syndicate. And then he just kept over-promising and fucking up for a whole decade.

If he’d kept it reasonable he might still carry some of that weight but he cannot stop promising the moon and then delivering mediocre shit. It would be like Miyamoto releasing flappy bird with NFTs instead of the next Zelda game. God he’s so frustrating.

p03locke, do games w Peter Molyneux is ready to disappoint us again with his latest game, a blockchain-based business sim
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No need to buy it. I’m already disappointed.

mojo, do games w Peter Molyneux is ready to disappoint us again with his latest game, a blockchain-based business sim

Get monetization and crypto out of games. Sell complete entertainment products!

ChaoticEntropy, do games w Peter Molyneux is ready to disappoint us again with his latest game, a blockchain-based business sim
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You can’t keep a good grifter down.

mojo,

He definitely delivered on Fable though

chiliedogg,

The game that was missing so many features promised by him that the studio had to stop him from doing any more interviews?

ChaoticEntropy,
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Most of “his” genuinely good games seem to deliver despite him, not because of him. Beyond his ability to deceive enough investors/gamers to get funding for other people to pull something good from the fire he creates, what else does he do.

snooggums,
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Is he the Elon Musk of video games?

ChaoticEntropy,
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He’s more of a snake oil salesman than a Musk, who makes the pitch, takes the money and vanishes off to another scheme.

Musk likes to become very involved and get his hands dirty, even if it’s often just from his own faeces that he is throwing at the wall.

Voroxpete, do games w Peter Molyneux is ready to disappoint us again with his latest game, a blockchain-based business sim

Only this motherfucker could make a blockchain based product in 2023 and think he’s still ahead of the curve (and not, y’know, turning up to buy tickets on the Titanic after it hit the iceberg).

zik,

It’s probably been in development since 2009 when it was cutting edge.

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