ign.com

DrSleepless, do gaming w Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League ‘Has Fallen Short of Our Expectations’, Warner Bros. Says - IGN

Is it because it sucks, perhaps?

all-knight-party,
@all-knight-party@kbin.run avatar

No, it is the children who are wrong.

WanderingPoltergeist, do gaming w Nightingale Studio 'Prioritising' Development of Offline Mode - IGN
@WanderingPoltergeist@kbin.social avatar

An offline mode is the only way I'd consider buying and playing Nightingale; I do love survival games, but I need them to be offline adventures balanced for single-player experiences! As an introvert the last thing I want to do is encounter another person in a game.

saltesc, do gaming w Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League ‘Has Fallen Short of Our Expectations’, Warner Bros. Says - IGN

Is there anyone left in the video game industry that knows how to do video games?

DudeDudenson,

Most of the developers, it’s the publishers that are a bunch of business types

Vendul, do games w Ubisoft Says Skull and Bones Has 'Record Player Engagement', but Fails to Announce Sales

Another Assasscreek?

CatZoomies, do games w Ubisoft Says Skull and Bones Has 'Record Player Engagement', but Fails to Announce Sales
@CatZoomies@lemmy.world avatar

User accidentally opens Uplay when trying to double-click Steam

A store banner ad shows ‘Skull and Bones’

User immediately frowns in disgust and tries to spam the X button to quit Uplay

Uplay privacy-invading telemetry captures an image of the user frowning via the webcam, and tracks the movement of the mouse cursor moving across the banner ad of ‘Skull and Bones’

Uplay closes, telemetry is uploaded to Ubisoft’s servers

Ubisoft:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8bb2bc5f-bef8-4063-a363-648981a3785b.png

kvasir476, do games w Ubisoft Says Skull and Bones Has 'Record Player Engagement', but Fails to Announce Sales

You wouldn’t know the players, they go to a different school.

CatZoomies,
@CatZoomies@lemmy.world avatar

The different school in 8 months after Skull and Bones launch:

Our curriculum isn’t doing well. This is not the curriculum we wanted to deliver. Players expect better, yada yada yada, you know the usual school’s apology stuff. We need to lay off 100% of teachers so as to realign, synergize, refocus, retool, and remoney our money-making money curriculum disguised as a “game”. We will do better. We hear you loud and clear (kind of), and we probably learned a lesson of some kind.

MajorHavoc,

and we probably learned a lesson of some kind.

From now on, I’m going to tack that to the end of every game studio announcement I read, just to see how it fits.

NounsAndWords, do games w Ubisoft Says Skull and Bones Has 'Record Player Engagement', but Fails to Announce Sales

I’m assuming the vagueness of the phrase “record player engagement” means it has a lot more to do with engagement with whatever microtransaction they have going than engagement with the game itself.

CountVon,
@CountVon@sh.itjust.works avatar

The game had an 8-hour free trial. That would drive the “engagement” they’re talking about, and I’m guessing it’s the only positive news they have. If the game was selling well or had significant daily active users, they’d be talking about that instead.

ares35,
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

if they had actual sales or revenue to brag about, they would have.

simple, do games w Ubisoft Says Skull and Bones Has 'Record Player Engagement', but Fails to Announce Sales

There aren’t many AAAA gamers out there I suppose

CatZoomies,
@CatZoomies@lemmy.world avatar

Ubisoft in 2031:

We’re pushing AAAA gaming forward, to grow our fledgling AAAA Gamer-base! We are excited to introduce AAAA-as-a-Service. We think you’re gonna love our AAAAaS.

Stay tuned in 2032, when we launch our connected AAAA-as-a-Service-Subscription! Now you’ll be able to get ground-breaking AAAAaSS gaming at an affordable value. Paid subscribers will get even more checklists, even more overwhelming map icons, and an even larger empty world with no payoff to explore to complete in our games! Do you love going here and pressing the A button? What if you could complete those map markers while not only pressing the A button to end the mission, but instead, having to swipe your credit card while timing the press of the A button? We feel this rewarding challenge will introduce a sense of pride and accomplishment in gamers, and introduce more money in our coffers.

Gamers:

Dude, just create new innovative games with new IPs that aren’t monetized to hell! We’ll buy those! We miss the old Splinter Cell days.

Uibsoft:

MoNeTiZaTiOn, you say??!! Splinter Cell as a Service, you say?! We hear you loud and clear!

Wolf_359,

Collect 3,000 cells in this wide open world to collect your skins.

Buy 4,000 cells to get this custom pirate skin for your character.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Of all the self labeled AAAA games, this is easily the best, no contest.

No contest on account of there only being one.

Ulvain, do games w Ubisoft Says Skull and Bones Has 'Record Player Engagement', but Fails to Announce Sales

Note they just say record, not record high…

O_i, do games w Respawn's Star Wars FPS Is Canceled, But Work on Next Jedi Game, Black Panther and Iron Man Will Continue

Lololol

doublejay1999, do games w Respawn's Star Wars FPS Is Canceled, But Work on Next Jedi Game, Black Panther and Iron Man Will Continue
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

The madalorian one that I grumped about a few weeks ago ?

dan1101, do games w Respawn's Star Wars FPS Is Canceled, But Work on Next Jedi Game, Black Panther and Iron Man Will Continue

Fucking EA. Let’s hope the Ubisoft one is good. And gets finished.

canis_majoris,
@canis_majoris@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s going to be Assassin’s Creed with lightsabers, probably. Potentially Far Cry with scifi weapons, like Blood Dragon.

Can’t say that I mind that.

60fpsrefugee,

Maybe a Ghost Recon / Rainbow 6 in star wars? Aka Republic Commando successor.

canis_majoris,
@canis_majoris@lemmy.ca avatar

Republic Commando fucking rocked, that would kick ass.

stardust, do games w Ubisoft Says Skull and Bones Has 'Record Player Engagement', but Fails to Announce Sales

Record engagement for a game named skull and bones.

isles,

“Highest sales ever! (for a 2024 release pirate video game)”

nrezcm,

*released by Ubisoft

Suavevillain, do games w Respawn's Star Wars FPS Is Canceled, But Work on Next Jedi Game, Black Panther and Iron Man Will Continue
@Suavevillain@lemmy.world avatar

Damn I really wanted to play the FPS.

OozingPositron, do games w Respawn's Star Wars FPS Is Canceled, But Work on Next Jedi Game, Black Panther and Iron Man Will Continue
@OozingPositron@feddit.cl avatar

Remember when spawn made games with soul? Good times.

canis_majoris,
@canis_majoris@lemmy.ca avatar

Remember when the entire video game industry had soul?

It’s been years.

:(

pennomi,

Literally last year everyone was raving about Baldur’s Gate 3 because it had so much soul.

canis_majoris,
@canis_majoris@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah and right now we’re all raving that Helldivers 2 is great.

The point is that on average these massive conglomerates of corporate shareholder-driven studios are not soulful because they have the soul beat out of them. Devs have tons of soul, but if it ends up in the final product is ultimately a decision of the management, and they have had the souls sucked out of them.

There are still soulful games, but on average the industry is soulless.

pennomi,

This has always been true, since the very first decade of video games. People just forget because only the good games are worth remembering.

TheQuietCroc,

As is the case with all media. Nobody remembers Populous or Bill Lambeer’s Combat Basketball on the SNES cuz they were horrible games, but I still hear about Zelda: ALTTP and Super Mario World.

Early_Insurance_3334,

Yes for example the video game crash of 1983 that saw video game sales drop by about 97% in 2 years because the market got flooded with crap.

Atari even tried to make an E.T game that was supposed to be a console seller but was programmed in 6 weeks and was hot garbage.

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

And we’re looking at a similar collapse for at least AAA vendors because they’re flooding the market with half-baked crap.

micka190,

I get what you’re saying, but “the entire video game industry” didn’t make Baldur’s Gate 3. I’m not jaded enough to claim the entire industry is soulless (indies and AA still exist), but the AAA industry is pretty much there, with the rare exception.

Renacles,

It always has been though. Remember licensed games from the ps2 era?

GunValkyrie,

Does no one remember ET?

VaultBoyNewVegas,

Some were fun. I enjoyed the Harry Potter games and the James Bond games.

JoeKrogan,
@JoeKrogan@lemmy.world avatar

Pepperridge farm remembers

  • Wszystkie
  • Subskrybowane
  • Moderowane
  • Ulubione
  • tech
  • rowery
  • Spoleczenstwo
  • lieratura
  • fediversum
  • slask
  • Blogi
  • giereczkowo
  • Pozytywnie
  • muzyka
  • nauka
  • esport
  • sport
  • FromSilesiaToPolesia
  • krakow
  • niusy
  • Cyfryzacja
  • kino
  • LGBTQIAP
  • opowiadania
  • Psychologia
  • motoryzacja
  • turystyka
  • MiddleEast
  • zebynieucieklo
  • test1
  • Archiwum
  • NomadOffgrid
  • Wszystkie magazyny