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Bobmighty, do games w Ubisoft Says Skull and Bones Has 'Record Player Engagement', but Fails to Announce Sales

Typical corpo horseshit. The game is a failure. If it wasn’t, that would be the news.

kvasir476, do games w Ubisoft Says Skull and Bones Has 'Record Player Engagement', but Fails to Announce Sales

You wouldn’t know the players, they go to a different school.

CatZoomies,
@CatZoomies@lemmy.world avatar

The different school in 8 months after Skull and Bones launch:

Our curriculum isn’t doing well. This is not the curriculum we wanted to deliver. Players expect better, yada yada yada, you know the usual school’s apology stuff. We need to lay off 100% of teachers so as to realign, synergize, refocus, retool, and remoney our money-making money curriculum disguised as a “game”. We will do better. We hear you loud and clear (kind of), and we probably learned a lesson of some kind.

MajorHavoc,

and we probably learned a lesson of some kind.

From now on, I’m going to tack that to the end of every game studio announcement I read, just to see how it fits.

Suavevillain, do games w Respawn's Star Wars FPS Is Canceled, But Work on Next Jedi Game, Black Panther and Iron Man Will Continue
@Suavevillain@lemmy.world avatar

Damn I really wanted to play the FPS.

doublejay1999, do games w Respawn's Star Wars FPS Is Canceled, But Work on Next Jedi Game, Black Panther and Iron Man Will Continue
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

The madalorian one that I grumped about a few weeks ago ?

O_i, do games w Respawn's Star Wars FPS Is Canceled, But Work on Next Jedi Game, Black Panther and Iron Man Will Continue

Lololol

Ulvain, do games w Ubisoft Says Skull and Bones Has 'Record Player Engagement', but Fails to Announce Sales

Note they just say record, not record high…

CatZoomies, do games w Ubisoft Says Skull and Bones Has 'Record Player Engagement', but Fails to Announce Sales
@CatZoomies@lemmy.world avatar

User accidentally opens Uplay when trying to double-click Steam

A store banner ad shows ‘Skull and Bones’

User immediately frowns in disgust and tries to spam the X button to quit Uplay

Uplay privacy-invading telemetry captures an image of the user frowning via the webcam, and tracks the movement of the mouse cursor moving across the banner ad of ‘Skull and Bones’

Uplay closes, telemetry is uploaded to Ubisoft’s servers

Ubisoft:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8bb2bc5f-bef8-4063-a363-648981a3785b.png

Vendul, do games w Ubisoft Says Skull and Bones Has 'Record Player Engagement', but Fails to Announce Sales

Another Assasscreek?

saltesc, do gaming w Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League ‘Has Fallen Short of Our Expectations’, Warner Bros. Says - IGN

Is there anyone left in the video game industry that knows how to do video games?

DudeDudenson,

Most of the developers, it’s the publishers that are a bunch of business types

canis_majoris, do gaming w Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League ‘Has Fallen Short of Our Expectations’, Warner Bros. Says - IGN
@canis_majoris@lemmy.ca avatar

Warner Bros. Discovery has fallen short of our expectations, the rest of the populace has said.

fjordbasa,

That implies they had positive expectations to begin with

Godnroc,

The bar was on the ground, but you brought shovels and started digging.

WanderingPoltergeist, do gaming w Nightingale Studio 'Prioritising' Development of Offline Mode - IGN
@WanderingPoltergeist@kbin.social avatar

An offline mode is the only way I'd consider buying and playing Nightingale; I do love survival games, but I need them to be offline adventures balanced for single-player experiences! As an introvert the last thing I want to do is encounter another person in a game.

DrSleepless, do gaming w Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League ‘Has Fallen Short of Our Expectations’, Warner Bros. Says - IGN

Is it because it sucks, perhaps?

all-knight-party,
@all-knight-party@kbin.run avatar

No, it is the children who are wrong.

ZeroHora, do gaming w Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League ‘Has Fallen Short of Our Expectations’, Warner Bros. Says - IGN
@ZeroHora@lemmy.ml avatar

No shit sherlock

HorreC, do gaming w Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League ‘Has Fallen Short of Our Expectations’, Warner Bros. Says - IGN
@HorreC@kbin.social avatar

AAAA juggernaut

Defaced, do games w Xbox Boss Phil Spencer Suggests New Call of Duty Games Will Hit Game Pass Day One

And this is what Sony was afraid of, why buy on PlayStation when I can play it on XCloud with gamepass for a fraction of the price? Especially if all I care about is the campaign which doesn’t take lightning fast reflexes and can be played with a small amount of latency.

This is also why the EU was worried about cloud gaming competition, but Microsoft played the long game with gamepass and now it doesn’t matter if their stuff is on other cloud platforms as long as they get that gamepass sub.

The thing is, this whole buyout was Microsoft spending “fuck you” money. They can’t beat PlayStation right now, so they’re playing dirty, shifting their business elsewhere and buying out the competition. Their whole business strategy is just hoping nobody gives a shit at this point, and if someone does give a shit they’ll just pay the fines and continue.

pycorax,

Game Pass isn’t necessarily XCloud though. I can’t imagine playing CoD via cloud streaming. The latency would be pretty awful in a game like CoD.

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