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uis, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Wait, what? He is senile, but not THAT much. Although he was senile enough for war.

To be fair he probably doesn’t even know what game console is.

CluckN,

Russia probably wants high powered chips for military use. Fronting it as an entertainment initiative may entice more investors.

Everythingispenguins,

This 100% this

Anti_Iridium,

Maybe. Or if you’re engrossed in videogames, you don’t care your neighbor is drafted.

intensely_human,

Or they’re gonna make video games that are suspiciously like piloting drones

Stalinwolf, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
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Just give him an NES with Battletoads, file off any print, and tell him you made it.

uis,

Done

Zugyuk, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Is that all it takes? 🤣

bigkahuna1986,

Hey when the KGB is standing in the corner looking serious, you bet those engineers will have the “stats” to prove it’s competitive.

echodot,

Well it will be competitive. Because all its competition aren’t entering Russia anyway because of sanctions.

don, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

lol

SomeGuy69, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
@SomeGuy69@lemmy.world avatar

The Blyatstation

DAMunzy,

Cyka!

rimjob_rainer, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Taking console wars to the next level

yesdogishere, do games w Unity Fallout Continues: Dev Group Shuts Down While Developers Refuse To Come Back

Sooner Unity dies the better. Same with Unreal engine. Tired of crappy programming codes. We need to start fresh. Back to machine language !!!

jormaig,

What’s wrong with Unreal? IMO it’s quite an amazing engine.

Alk,

You see, what they are trying to say is that the 1’s and 0’s are nice and crispety crunchety but unreal engine is soft and mushy.

slimerancher,
@slimerancher@lemmy.world avatar

Crispety Crunchety sounds so much nicer than soft and mushy! Back to machine language it is!

war,
@war@kbin.social avatar

Once we're back, I volunteer to invent C.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Okay Chris Sawyer.

SuddenlyBlowGreen,

Wow, you wrote a game engine in machibe language?

Can we see it?

CancerMancer,

That’s an interesting way of saying you’ve never delivered a commercial product.

phoneymouse, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Why?

FleetingTit,

To show that their Economy isn’t struggling from sanctions and to give the people what they want: entertainment.

There is a lot going wrong in Russia right now and Putler needs a win.

antidote101,

Probably because Putin just found out the population sucks at flying drones.

gofsckyourself,

Some kid beat him in Fortnite and now he wants his own console system to ban the kid from (and probably track them down)

uis,

Hah. This comment is based on assumption that Putin knows what game console is.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

It’s what you fly drones from.

uis,

I don’t think he knows about them further than “bad stuff mentioned in red folders”.

MrZee, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Oh hell yeah. I want to see a Dendy reboot.

saltnotsugar, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.

Seasoned_Greetings, do games w Unity Fallout Continues: Dev Group Shuts Down While Developers Refuse To Come Back

It’s unfortunate to see devs have to abandon and retool their projects because of a really stupid decision some ceos made, but the model they were trying to impose needs to die swiftly and burn bright enough to clearly send the message that that kind of bullshit won’t fly.

Make no mistake, other game engine monetization teams were watching this happen. The only way to stop that kind of extortion is to make an example of the one who tries it first.

I hope unity dies hard, so that we never have to see that stupid ass pay-per-install model again.

MeanEYE, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
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They will basically buy one clone off of AliExpress, stamp a new name and be done with it.

Duamerthrax,

In partnership with SouljaBoy!

dlpkl, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

It’ll be able to know when your draft-dodging ass is home, so it can send some nice FSB gentlemen to come give you a lift.

Num10ck,

maybe irs all spyware with microphones and/or cameras? a loyalty program!

Immersive_Matthew, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

The funny part is leaders all of the world are going to ask their country to do the same thing too now as none of them realize how ridiculous it is.

bigkahuna1986,

That would be interesting, would the market get immediately over saturated or would there be a healthy amount of competition?

uis,

It’s oversaturated when it’s not zero

uis,

Rly?

Kolanaki, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
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