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kromem, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

I love how he’s modernizing the punch lines to all the old Soviet jokes.

Jackcooper, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

This will do wonders for comedy

Treczoks, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Should be easy. Just take a AY-3-8500 chip, and the gaming console is basically done!

phoneymouse, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Why?

FleetingTit,

To show that their Economy isn’t struggling from sanctions and to give the people what they want: entertainment.

There is a lot going wrong in Russia right now and Putler needs a win.

antidote101,

Probably because Putin just found out the population sucks at flying drones.

gofsckyourself,

Some kid beat him in Fortnite and now he wants his own console system to ban the kid from (and probably track them down)

uis,

Hah. This comment is based on assumption that Putin knows what game console is.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

It’s what you fly drones from.

uis,

I don’t think he knows about them further than “bad stuff mentioned in red folders”.

TheSpermWhale, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
@TheSpermWhale@lemmy.world avatar

Excitedly awaiting the release of the Z-Box

rimjob_rainer, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Taking console wars to the next level

kaine, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Depends on how you define a gaming console. You can slap a controller on a PC, with a certain form factor and custom OS it can be defined as a gaming console. But does it what Czar referring to? I do not think so.

Rentlar, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
Immersive_Matthew, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

The funny part is leaders all of the world are going to ask their country to do the same thing too now as none of them realize how ridiculous it is.

bigkahuna1986,

That would be interesting, would the market get immediately over saturated or would there be a healthy amount of competition?

uis,

It’s oversaturated when it’s not zero

uis,

Rly?

ZeroCool, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Rutendo 24

uis,
Gork, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

I look forward to the release of the Blyatbox “October Revolution” edition console.

Agent641,

Gamedroog 512

random_character_a,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

With preinstalled Gulag survival simulator that you have to pay to get removed.

uis,

Will be released with The Gelendzik Siege game.

hal_5700X, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Good for them. 🤷‍♂️

uis,

Meh. Game consoles are shit. Defective by design.

Portable computers like Steam Deck are fine though.

Stalinwolf, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Just give him an NES with Battletoads, file off any print, and tell him you made it.

uis,
Matriks404, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

Plot twist: It will be a PC with 486DX2-compatible CPU.

el_bhm,

They have x86 equivalent. Maybe 64.

dlpkl, do games w Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

It’ll be able to know when your draft-dodging ass is home, so it can send some nice FSB gentlemen to come give you a lift.

Num10ck,

maybe irs all spyware with microphones and/or cameras? a loyalty program!

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