Kolanaki

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They have 2 years left before GTA6 becomes DNF 2.0.

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Why would anyone be excited for a series that now peaked 21 years ago, and has only had 1 other release in that time?

Did you forget about GTA 4?

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Understandable. It was a huge step down from SA in terms of world activities. 5 only managed to rise to levels above it in the online portion (and only through hella years of additions).

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Elder Scrolls 6 has been in development 1 year less than GTA6. They originally planned to start in 2013, but didn’t actually start until 2015.

Kolanaki, 8 godzin temu

What’s the last guy’s games?

Kolanaki, 7 godzin temu

“You think this is hard? This is just the TUTORIAL LEVEL!”

Just become Dog Ninja. It’s better than being forced to wear a chicken hat at least.

Kolanaki, 2 dni temu

ARMA 3’s Altis map is too big.

Unless you’re flying a jet. Then it’s still too small!

Kolanaki, 4 dni temu

Mafia 3 is a “grounded” open world game set in the 70s without a dildobat.

Be original, Not-Volition. Keep the dildobat.

Kolanaki, 4 dni temu (edited 4 dni temu)

Quit messages in old shooters like Doom, Heretic, Quake, and Duke3d.

“Are you sure you wanna quit? Press N to continue kicking-ass and chewing gum. Press Y if you’re a little pussy bitch.”

Kolanaki, 3 dni temu

Wolfenstein 3D (and the newer ones, too) with “Can I play, daddy?” with BJ in a baby bonnet and pacifier as the easiest option.

Kolanaki, 4 dni temu

They used Poets of the Fall way the hell back then?! I had MP1 and 2 at launch; never got into the band. But got into them because Control has that one sound booth you can listen to Dark Disquiet in and they have been in my playlist ever since. 🤣

Kolanaki, 5 dni temu

Elden Ring.

Or any of Mitazaki’s games for that matter.

They write so much shit down in making the games, but the player barely gets to scratch the surface with what they actually present in-game. This is actually really awesome because it lets you piece it all together without straight up telling you every detail.

Kolanaki, 5 dni temu

So your reasoning for saying it isnt good is because you actually have to work to see it instead of it being spoonfed to you? Is that right?

Kolanaki, 5 dni temu

Ended every match with a Babality.

Kolanaki, 6 dni temu

If you already have a BT controller (like any modern console’s controllers) you could just get a thing that lets you attach the phone to that controller. That’s what I did. They can be purchased for cheap, or printed yourself if you have a 3D printer.

Kolanaki, 6 dni temu

Cargo pants usually have big enough pockets 🤷‍♂️

Kolanaki, 5 dni temu

Utility never goes outta fashion. 😤

Kolanaki, 7 dni temu

What extraction shooter doesn’t have MTX? This one? Other than Tarkov (which does) AR is the only one I’ve seen that isnt F2P.

Kolanaki, 6 dni temu

1. HD2 is not an extraction shooter.
2. It does have MTX in the form of SUPER CREDITS and the stuff you can only buy with SC… You just can also earn SC for free if you grind hard enough.

Kolanaki, 8 dni temu

If it’s one of the oldest ones, I assume it’s for Java, which means it’s entirely run by the server operator and not one of those shitty 3rd party hosted servers you can rent out from within Bedrock.

I don’t remember ever seeing anything about how you need to run a server of your own in compliance with Mojang’s rules in the EULA or TOS.

Kolanaki, 8 dni temu

This is more like if a Reddit mod came over here to Lemmy and tried to delete this comment.

Kolanaki, 10 dni temu

The funniest thing he ever tried to sell was Milo.

Basically an AI character game before even shitty LLM generative AI existed. You had to have been the dumbest, most gullible rube to have believed anything about that shit.

Kolanaki, 9 dni temu

Welp. That character is banned from /r/NeverBrokeABone. 🤷‍♂️

Kolanaki, 10 dni temu

The funniest thing I saw in Stardew recently, was that I have installed the Anthro characters mod and it’w really good at making everyone except some kind of anthro, even their dialogue portraits… But in one of the relationship sequences, it flashes dialogue portraits of various characters and in that once scene they were not altered by the mod, so there’s all these “random” ghost humans showing up.

Kolanaki, 10 dni temu

I laugh a lot during games. Though, most often, it’s from some unintended consequence or bug or just game physics being game physics (like a ragdoll spazzing out cuz it’s stuck in something).

Kolanaki, 14 dni temu

That’s pretty much been the landscape of major commercial gaming since I’ve been alive. Just replace Fortnite and Overwatch with the current popular game. Doom, Diablo, Minecraft, etc.

Kolanaki, 13 dni temu

The MOBA genre as we know it today simply took Warcraft 3 and tweaked the gameplay a bit with the original DOTA mod. But then stuff started ripping it off and we got League of Legends which, from what I could tell when these were rerelatively new, was the same thing as Dota but with different characters.

Palworld gets a lot of attention for duplicating some elements of Pokemon, but the whole game is basically a reskinned Ark, which itself is just Rust with more gimmicks.

The BR genre started as an Arma mod, then became a stand alone game, which Fortnite shifted gears from some kind of PvE game to add the BR that is dominating now, and everyone is trying to copy that. As a 40 year old gamer, it really is starting to feel like there is nothing new under the sun.

Kolanaki, 15 dni temu

They keep finding innovative new ways of removing skill from the game and making more shit up to RNG.

That’s why I quit playing. First shot accuracy should have never have been fucked with.

Kolanaki, 15 dni temu

Those still exist. Use the community server browser instead of matchmaking.

Kolanaki, 15 dni temu

The missing vehicles thing is a major one. Remember CS_Prodigy in 1.5/CS:S? Give the CTs back the APC. IDGAF how utterly useless it is.

Kolanaki, 14 dni temu

Hmm… For surf, specifically, I am actually wondering if you can even set the proper cvar commands for the air control needed for it to work properly in the current iteration of CS… 🤔

It might be easier to find servers for a different game, like TF2 despite having more or less the same base.

Kolanaki, 16 dni temu

Does it have to be PTDE?

I could play through it. I’m 40, don’t talk and know the game like the back of my hand. But I’d prefer the Remaster since it’s not all fucked up in Blighttown or the last half of the game.

Kolanaki, 16 dni temu

It would be complete silence ATM since I don’t have a mic.I am planning on getting a pair of lappel mics once I receive the gift card I won last week, tho. Not sure when that’ll be, but I was planning on streaming damn near everything I do once I get that.

Kolanaki, 15 dni temu (edited 15 dni temu)

They killed dead-angling

Uh… What?

All they did was make it an option in the controls like in 3 instead of always being on. You can definitely still dead-angle in DS:R if you turn it on. Or just don’t use lock-on.

Kolanaki, 16 dni temu

Because you like Call of Duty so much it’s the only game you ever play? 🤷‍♂️

I hate this shit, and it really sucks because I like competitive games, and all the competitive games made since, like, 2015 have been loaded with FOMO MTX bullshit which the devs exckusively focus on while balance and bug fixes get tossed to the way side. They are banking on players having more fun spending money than actually playing a fun game.

Kolanaki, 17 dni temu (edited 17 dni temu)

The first Saint’s Row?

Maaaan, if you think that intro is nuts, you gotta play The Third. The Third’s intro makes the Fast & Furious franchise look boring.

I hella wish the first one got ported to PC tho. I really liked the “silent protagonist; except for one-liners after a boss fight” thing they did. I still remember the first one going down the elevator after beating some chick that was basically sexually harassing you and you’re like “Ugh… I hope that didn’t give us herpes.” (or something to that effect; it’s been forever since I played and that line is one reason I wanna play it again). The other reason being that the city was an amalgamation of the cities I live around. They even have a recreation of the Water, Wealth, Contentment and Health sign from Modesto.

Kolanaki, 15 dni temu

Good. He doesn’t need it. His shit already kicks ass.

Kolanaki, 18 dni temu

I’m loving the current unstable beta version. The basements are dope as shit. Especially if you have mods that add random events like air strikes and nukes, making the basements even more useful.

Kolanaki, 18 dni temu

Yeah, I don’t know what happened to him (AmbiguousAmphibian? That’s how I heard about the mod lol) but I haven’t had fire spread down to mine. Worst that happened was I got the plane crash event, waited a day for shit to settle down, go up outside and then just immediately died to absolutely nothing. 😬

Kolanaki, 18 dni temu

I felt that way about 40/41 or whatever it was on when I first found out about the game. The most fun stuff was in the MP disabled version and I had gotten the game for myself, my sister and my oldest friend… We still haven’t played together yet 😮‍💨

Kolanaki, 21 dni temu

I have only ever played Stardew with a controller so I’m just wondering in what way is it not good? Because for some menus the right stick is emulating a mouse? Or targeting things?

May I suggest turning the always face target (or whatever it’s called) option on? It makes a big difference in how using tools works with a controller.

Kolanaki, 21 dni temu

I never once met anyone on or offline that knows how awesome Cybernator was on SNES.

Kolanaki, 21 dni temu

Nope. There is a question about who actually owns the rights to NOLF. Somehow.

Kolanaki, 22 dni temu (edited 22 dni temu)

I am skeptical of how well done it’ll be. Do they have any games that aren’t just dialogue heavy, QTE adventures? Becsuse even those simple styled games I have played from them have a lot of jank.

Not to say they are bad games; the genre allows for a lot of leeway since it’s story focused. But competitive multiplayer? You want that shit as smooth as possible.

Kolanaki, 24 dni temu

How is it pay 2 win? There arent even micro transactions.

Kolanaki, 24 dni temu

It seems that Steam group doesn’t know wtf it’s talking about. It’s got no MTX, no plans for MTX, and is not even a GaaS/Live Service game.

Kolanaki, 22 dni temu

a player before you read a note and then jumped off a cliff. Now you get to watch it happen and laugh. Your laughter alerts the guards…

Kolanaki, 29 dni temu

I use it to play Tetris, personally. 🤷‍♂️