Kolanaki

Kolanaki, 14 godzin temu (edited 14 godzin temu)

The first Saint’s Row?

Maaaan, if you think that intro is nuts, you gotta play The Third. The Third’s intro makes the Fast & Furious franchise look boring.

I hella wish the first one got ported to PC tho. I really liked the “silent protagonist; except for one-liners after a boss fight” thing they did. I still remember the first one going down the elevator after beating some chick that was basically sexually harassing you and you’re like “Ugh… I hope that didn’t give us herpes.” (or something to that effect; it’s been forever since I played and that line is one reason I wanna play it again). The other reason being that the city was an amalgamation of the cities I live around. They even have a recreation of the Water, Wealth, Contentment and Health sign from Modesto.

Kolanaki, 2 dni temu

I’m loving the current unstable beta version. The basements are dope as shit. Especially if you have mods that add random events like air strikes and nukes, making the basements even more useful.

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Yeah, I don’t know what happened to him (AmbiguousAmphibian? That’s how I heard about the mod lol) but I haven’t had fire spread down to mine. Worst that happened was I got the plane crash event, waited a day for shit to settle down, go up outside and then just immediately died to absolutely nothing. 😬

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I felt that way about 40/41 or whatever it was on when I first found out about the game. The most fun stuff was in the MP disabled version and I had gotten the game for myself, my sister and my oldest friend… We still haven’t played together yet 😮‍💨

Kolanaki, 4 dni temu

I have only ever played Stardew with a controller so I’m just wondering in what way is it not good? Because for some menus the right stick is emulating a mouse? Or targeting things?

May I suggest turning the always face target (or whatever it’s called) option on? It makes a big difference in how using tools works with a controller.

Kolanaki, 4 dni temu

I never once met anyone on or offline that knows how awesome Cybernator was on SNES.

Kolanaki, 4 dni temu

Nope. There is a question about who actually owns the rights to NOLF. Somehow.

Kolanaki, 5 dni temu (edited 5 dni temu)

I am skeptical of how well done it’ll be. Do they have any games that aren’t just dialogue heavy, QTE adventures? Becsuse even those simple styled games I have played from them have a lot of jank.

Not to say they are bad games; the genre allows for a lot of leeway since it’s story focused. But competitive multiplayer? You want that shit as smooth as possible.

Kolanaki, 7 dni temu

How is it pay 2 win? There arent even micro transactions.

Kolanaki, 7 dni temu

It seems that Steam group doesn’t know wtf it’s talking about. It’s got no MTX, no plans for MTX, and is not even a GaaS/Live Service game.

Kolanaki, 6 dni temu

a player before you read a note and then jumped off a cliff. Now you get to watch it happen and laugh. Your laughter alerts the guards…

Kolanaki, 12 dni temu

I’m from a time when complex games could lead to softlocking your progress if you made the simple mistske of assuming the game was programmed logically, so I avoid using those myself because I don’t want to get half way through the game only to be unable to go the rest of the way becsuse RNJesus forsook me. 😅

But yeah, they count.

Kolanaki, 12 dni temu

Speaking of Project Zomboid I often, but not always, play that game with the infection turned off or set to bites only at least because I don’t want my run to end just because I made a tiny mistake or something really janky happens with the user interface that gets me scratched.

I set the infection to take like a month to kill you, and have a mod that lets you research and develop a cure. It makes it so that being bitten isn’t an automatic end run, it just changes my priorities to finding everything I need to stay alive.

I also play Project Zomboid with a game controller which isn’t how the game was originally designed but luckily someone on the team decided it was worth coding and I love them for it.

Oof. I actually came back to it because I saw they added controller support and wanted to try it because I much prefer using a controller these days for comfort reasons. I gotta say, I really hope the new chsnges they are planning make it better because right now the controls for controller kinda blow. Controlling the game is purposefully clunky as is with a mouse and keyboard; the controller exacerbates it. 😞

Kolanaki, 12 dni temu

I’ve seen plenty of Dark Souls randomizer runs that have to be restarted before leaving the asylum at the start because it didn’t spawn the key needed to leave. But that also was quite some time ago when these things were fairly new.

Kolanaki, 12 dni temu

Those were basically the reason I played the game so much back in the day. The lightsaber combat was insanely good. I especially liked the ones that only allowed the Force Jump and Force Throw powers, so it was pure melee combat and not just throwing each other around or zapping a dude with lightning from across the arena.

Kolanaki, 12 dni temu

My brother used to shoot me in the back in Doom co-op. But if PvP wasn’t intended it would be turned off.

Reminds me of playing Rainbow 6 on the N64. It had co-op, with no PvP but it had friendly fire so my friend and I would clear out all but one terrorist so the mission wouldn’t end, and then try to kill each other in a now mostly empty map. I once dodge his bullets because it was one the earliest games where your model would bend and move as you aimed, and my controls wonked out and made me look strsight up in the sky so my dude was bending over backwards as my friend shot over me lol

Kolanaki, 12 dni temu

or someone decides to toss fish in my system again.

Hard to get the smell out?

Kolanaki, 12 dni temu

I use it to play Tetris, personally. 🤷‍♂️

Kolanaki, 13 dni temu

Those two games?

Fifa and Madden.

Kolanaki, 15 dni temu

It’s not disrespect, little guy, it’s just my knees ain’t what they used to be.

Kolanaki, 15 dni temu

I need to play this damn game just so I can understand all the goofy names people give the enemies like we did back in the early days of gaming.

Kolanaki, 16 dni temu

You can also buy 30 month subscription cards for $20 from GameStop… Until they run out.

Kolanaki, 15 dni temu

Microsoft: “Everything is an Xbox.”

Sony: “The hell it is!”

Nintendo: "I miss the 90s when everything was a Nintendo.*

Kolanaki, 17 dni temu

I grew up playing NES, where it was super common for either player to be able to pause the game. Pausing and unpausing right as someone is making a jump will never get old.

Kolanaki, 19 dni temu

It should not be legal for a product such as this to just cease existing due to an agreement between IP owners ending.

It’s like Disney saying “We agree you can make this Mickey Mouse game using our characters, but it can only be sold for 2 years.” Fucking why?

Kolanaki, 19 dni temu

Uh oh. You quoted a Disney movie. Prepare to be litigated.

Kolanaki, 19 dni temu

They sure are. I can’t believe anyone still wants the name. It is clearly cursed. I mean, it is literally the brand that nearly destroyed all of video gaming.

Kolanaki, 19 dni temu

Given the nature of how the site generally works and how most peolle appear to use it, shorts would be watched more often than a 20+ minute video. Most people just mindlessly scroll for a minute or two while waiting on something else. Only the losers like me have the time to watch a long video.

Kolanaki, 19 dni temu

The only destruction I remember in FC2 was the fire spreading system. 🤔

I also can’t believe Rust didn’t make the cut, considering how popular it still is and it having a destruction system similar to Teardown and Red Faction.

Kolanaki, 19 dni temu

It’s been there as long as I can remember. Make a big tower and take out the bottom. The whole thing collapses.

Kolanaki, 19 dni temu

Why not just have a button that says “give us more money, you fat piece of shit?”

Kolanaki, 21 dni temu

If you understand how to play single player, multiplayer isn’t really much different aside from the other human players in most games.

Kolanaki, 21 dni temu

You mean easier to remove? The battery is already removable. It’s not glued or soldered in place. But you do need a spatula thingy to open the shell of the controller and actually get to it.

Kolanaki, 21 dni temu

I only know up to the 360, which had the battery casing on the outside you could easily remove with a clip latch. But it also had notoriously bad power issues, not iust with the controllers but the console itself. Faults in the PSU and overheating were the two most common causes of the infamous RROD.

Kolanaki, 21 dni temu

Dark Souls.

I used to play mostly FPS. Now it’s all soulslikes and practically nothing else.

Kolanaki, 21 dni temu

The only credits DF has are right at the start. Just Tarn Adams and his brother, who made the music for the main menu screen.

Kolanaki, 22 dni temu

I believe that. EA didn’t have values before and will continue to not have them now.

Kolanaki, 21 dni temu

Maybe BioWare can make a game featuring guns that shoot footballs…

Kolanaki, 22 dni temu

The 5 diehard fans that pre-order each new entry and play nothing else might.

Kolanaki, 24 dni temu

In a time when a lot of children’s media was focused on “eco warriors” and fighting against pollution and stuff, you had a game with an Italian plumber stomping on turtles.

Kolanaki, 25 dni temu (edited 23 dni temu)

I honestly can’t remember a time when EA was well liked. Even in elementary school in the 90’s, it was common for kids to refer to them as Electronic Farts.

Kolanaki, 25 dni temu

So long, Gary Bowser!

Kolanaki, 13 dni temu

I wanna know what it improves or adds to the formula from the first game.

Kolanaki, 13 dni temu

It’s not, really. The multiplayer mode is a totally different story and much more of an arcade version of the main game experience. If not for wanting to unlock the white kitsune mask, I would have completely ignored it because it kinda sucked with all the magic BS.

Kolanaki, 25 dni temu

I actually won a raffle they had because I signed up to their newsletter as soon as I heard about the game, so I have a bunch of merch for a thing I don’t even like lol