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JoShmoe, do gaming w No one could have anticipated this outcome

Pagr 3: I’m not sure what to write on the rest of these pages. I feel like I may have bought this book for nothing.

Thassodar,

Page 4: GorillAk47 is beating on the door in a rampage. I had taquitos for lunch today. I’ve synthesized a cure for the T-virus and it’s in the crucible right now. I just hope the door holds and GorillAk47 doesn’t destroy the lab because this is the last chance for humani–

Zoom out to a fully destroyed lab with blood everywhere

rollmagma, do gaming w No one could have anticipated this outcome

Actually not that bad, AK47s for arms mostly negates the praying mantis’ most dangerous feature which is it’s grip. Also, gorillas tend to use their hands while walking, so the AKs would get their barrels full of dirt.

Or maybe this is more mantis body and gorilla members? Which would be just a cricket with a funny butt.

TAYRN,

You’re giving the devs a lot of credit, here. It’s less “this particular chimera would be most adept to combat” and more:

“I drew a super-buff zombie alien man with a weird head. He can shoot lazers. Writers, make a backstory for him.”

lolrightythen,
TAYRN, (edited )

So basically:

Takano: I drew a hot big witchy gothy dommy mommy.

Fans (drooling): Step on me.

Takano: Writers, make it work.

FinalRemix,

And then they fired all the writers for the rest of the game.

lolrightythen,

Just procure more guns?! Yes, I live in the u.s…

FinalRemix,

Linear Launcher. The only gun you need.

someguy3, do gaming w Simpler times
  1. 2000 never changes.
Cagi, do gaming w Simpler times

2000 gamer: Yes, I can get this game to run in 1024x768

2024 Gamer: At what FPS?

2000 gamer: No it’s an RTS.

NOT_RICK,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

I think I played Dawn of war at like 20fps on my old potato of a desktop back in the day

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

But honestly, going from software rendering to 3D acceleration with a 3dfx Voodoo 2 accelerator with a whopping 8 MB RAM made me appreciate FPS. I spent several minutes just switching weapons in Jedi Knight and marveling at how quickly that suddenly went.

Cagi,

That’s so funny you say that, Jedi Knight is where I first got to appreciate 3D acceleration, too. I must have racked up hundreds of hours in that game once upon a time.

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Funny thing is that the game is actually worse 3D accelerated because the trilinear filtering made textures blurry and thus removed special colors that made specific colors glow in the dark.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Haha, muh two SLI Voodoos 2 both had 12MB each!!

/sarcastic bragging for comedic effect

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

I was genuinely upset that my parents didn’t get me the 12 MB version which locked me at 800x600. But I didn’t really get the distinction between system RAM and graphics RAM so I couldn’t formulate my frustration.

nilloc,

I bought my voodoo 2 12mb on eBay in college. It was my first eBay purchase fall 1998 I think, but I never saved up for a second card to do SPI.

Dagnet,

I played warcraft 3 with literally less than 1fps during combat. Out of combat it was like 20fps during which I would prepare then attack move and go take a break

Jakeroxs,

This plus dial up lmao, always asking PLEASE DON’T DROP ME, I’M HERE!

Dagnet,

oh, I only played SP back then, with the pc I had I would get booted before even loading any maps in MP

Jakeroxs,

Yeah, I played through roc and tft many times before finally getting into MP, the trick was usually to try and find the maps on epic war first and dl them ahead of time, or find really nice people who’d let you stay to dl, most of the ones I played weren’t too large like kodo or ent tag, or any of the line tower/maul gsmes but the old RP maps took forever.

I gave back a bit and would host DL Only games while at school so peeps could come in and dl maps :p

Xanthrax, do gaming w Simpler times
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

My runelite cursor is a poisoned dragon dagger.

LucidNightmare,

God I love RuneScape.

If you didn’t know, there is an open source version called 2009scape.

I keep it on a USB and play it at work when I’m on lunch and feeling that age old itch to see numbers go up. 😅

Xanthrax,
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

Neat!

MyPornViewingAccount, do gaming w Simpler times

Wish the panels were reversed top & bottom.

Apeman42, do gaming w Simpler times
@Apeman42@lemmy.world avatar

I would also accept a pointing gauntlet cursor.

lost_faith,

Or green clawed hand

Orcs and Humans

TexasDrunk,

I miss the bloody hand in NESticle. I know it’s still there and all, but I don’t use it anymore and I haven’t seen it elsewhere.

solsangraal, do gaming w Simpler times

need a panel with TFW PC gaming in the 80s-early 90s and you come across a game breaking bug and nothing you can do about it and there’s no google to look it up

Sabata11792, do gaming w Simpler times

Young me downloading a cool mouse icon and 6 browser search bars.

TropicalDingdong,
@TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world avatar

It’s my bonsai buddy. how else would I find good deals on the Internet?

Honytawk,

Tried doing that as well

Was confused why I couldn’t get it working and why my desktop didn’t have a <header> tag

VinnyDaCat,
@VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world avatar

And a bit of malware with it. I specifically remember one of those Runescape cursors had a search bar download with it and it was not secure. 10 year old me didn’t care though.

MTK, do gaming w Simpler times

Umm, the last one applies to any year…

WraithGear, do gaming w Simpler times
@WraithGear@lemmy.world avatar

Whats surprising is that a lot of those old games…. ran at 60 FPS.

daddy32,

Did they? I remember being told something like “25FPS is enough for everyone”.

RecluseRamble,

People said that but I always thought it’s bullshit since you could clearly see a difference between 30 and 60 fps.

WraithGear,
@WraithGear@lemmy.world avatar

You are thinking about “cinematic“. And i would argue that being forced for movies is not because it’s better, but because it’s extended use in films gives the low fps an expected quality for movie watchers. The hobbit suffered from success over this.

Back in the day the fps for games was tied to the, i think it’s hrtz off the power lines, it alternates in 60hz in America. Slightly less in the UK.

datelmd5sum,

Most of the World runs 50Hz. North America and some island nations run 60Hz, some 3rd world countries and Japan use an abominable mix of both.

WraithGear, (edited )
@WraithGear@lemmy.world avatar

Yep. I would say that the old games were ahead of their time, but it’s more accurate to say that we have regressed since.

Wile preferences can be subjective… i am still going to demand that (stable)frame rate > graphical fidelity, and that 60 is only the bare minimum.

gamermanh,

Old ratchet and clank games were 60fps on the PS2, pretty sure many PS1 games as well

Can’t be assed to think back further than that

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Atari 2600 games couldn’t run at anything other than 60fps since the system didn’t have any way to retain frames so they could be displayed multiple times. The program had to be constantly outputting graphics data to keep up with the TV’s refresh rate.

yamanii,
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

Bloody Roar 2 running at 60 was big deal back then, it wasn’t common for a 3D game to run that well on PS1.

Evil_Shrubbery, do gaming w Simpler times

… 2022?

Since at least mid 90s you mean?

samus12345, do gaming w No one could have anticipated this outcome
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“Those of you who volunteered to be injected with preying mantis DNA, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we’re postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we’ve got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test starts.”

Kinakuta,

J.K. Simmon’s best role imo. Now I need to play that game again.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

A shame Valve is allergic to the number 3, because I’d love a new one.

UndercoverUlrikHD,
@UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

There recently was a standalone mod for game 2 released that function like a new game, the voice acting was great too. You can download it for free on the steam store.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Portal Revolution? I think I tried that one.

UndercoverUlrikHD,
@UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

Yup, sounds right

huginn, do gaming w Simpler times

Me in 2024 when a game turns the mouse cursor into a sword
https://feddit.it/pictrs/image/9125d292-60ae-4c44-945a-a114003d6cfa.png

kameecoding, do gaming w Simpler times

Is this part of the hedonistic treadmill? Or did we just lose the childlike wonder?

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