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samus12345, wczoraj

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samus12345, 11 godzin temu

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samus12345, 6 godzin temu

A brand of eye drops.

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samus12345, 5 dni temu (edited 3 dni temu)

I remember the first time I heard of Mario 3 was in Nintendo Power issue 6:

“Mario will be able to fly, using a racoon tail as a propeller. Trust us. We’ll tell you everything as soon as we can. Keep reading Nintendo Power for the latest.”

At the time, I pictured him wearing a coonskin cap and flying that way.

samus12345, 4 dni temu

It showed one, right? checks scene

Yeah, Jimmy got the one in the first fortress. Savant or not, it never made sense to me he they knew there was one there right away, since he’d never played the game before.

samus12345, 3 dni temu

It’s not a great movie overall, but I find it endearing regardless!

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samus12345, 9 dni temu

So don’t sell the game on Steam? Either the huge boost in visibility is worth a 30% cut or it’s not.

samus12345, 12 dni temu

I have been since 1998, but I ramped it up recently since they went after Yuzu.

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samus12345, 12 dni temu

uBlock stopped at 53 blocks.

samus12345, 12 dni temu

It’s not stealing in any case, it’s copyright infringement. Which I will happily do!

samus12345, 13 dni temu

Don’t take things for granite.

samus12345, 14 dni temu

Alongside Microsoft. A match made in hell.

samus12345, 25 dni temu (edited 25 dni temu)

It requires an old-as-hell 9.0 firmware or below, right?

samus12345, 27 dni temu

That was the last time she was referred to as Princess Toadstool. She was called her Japanese name Peach from then on.

samus12345, 27 dni temu

I’ll always remember my WTF reaction to hearing Mario for the first time. “THAT’S what he sounds like? What’s wrong with him??”

samus12345, 27 dni temu

Link: HEH! HYAAAAH! HAHT!

Translation: It’s okay, I know what that’s like!

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samus12345, 27 dni temu

“Swing your arms from side to side…”

I would have preferred Lou Albano’s voice, although I got used to his canon voice.

samus12345, 27 dni temu

And also a castrato, apparently.

samus12345, 27 dni temu

The inverse of 80s Nester playing Wii games:

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samus12345, miesiąc temu

I believe you may have missed some sarcasm in that comment.

samus12345, miesiąc temu (edited miesiąc temu)

If I were forced to not say anything negative about a game, I would painstakingly refrain from saying anything positive as well.

“Do I recommend this game?..”

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samus12345, miesiąc temu

They’re wrong and both apostrophes are correctly used.

samus12345, miesiąc temu

If it make’s you feel better I’ll use apostrophe’s wrong in this sentence.

samus12345, miesiąc temu

I’m sorry to hear about you’re plight.

samus12345, miesiąc temu

Uh, there was a GameBoy Micro, but that’s the closest that comes to mind.

samus12345, miesiąc temu

I read all the time that TotK has terrible performance, but i never noticed in all the time I played it. I guess growing up playing on old pc hardware made me tolerate shitty framerates.

samus12345, miesiąc temu

The Switch already is better in some ways. OG PS4, maybe?

samus12345, miesiąc temu

“Lateral thinking with withered technology.” Nintendo gave up on competing technologically with its competitors after the GameCube, and it proved to be a good decision.

samus12345, miesiąc temu

Cacodemons were designed after a D&D monster, so there is a connection.

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samus12345, miesiąc temu

I used the 360 as my main console back in the day because it was getting all the good games and multiplats usually ran better on it. I got a PS3 in late 2009 when the price dropped and it started getting worthwhile exclusives. When Microsoft tried to pull that always online crap with the One, they lost me forever. Since all of their games are on PC day one, there’s even less reason for me to get one.

samus12345, miesiąc temu

They do suck. Thankfully for me, there was nothing to tempt me because it’s all consumable crap you can get in the game.

samus12345, 2 miesiące temu

At least they’re in quotes, I guess.

samus12345, 2 miesiące temu

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samus12345, 2 miesiące temu

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Perfect representation of Nintendo.

samus12345, 2 miesiące temu

It’s a lot easier to be a Nintendo fan if you’re also a pirate!

samus12345, 2 miesiące temu

Apparently not.

samus12345, 2 miesiące temu

You’ve had ONE playthrough, yes. What about second playthrough?

samus12345, 2 miesiące temu

It’s funny, I generally hate hard games, but I’m very fond of Ghosts 'n Goblins (both the arcade and NES versions) and Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts due to playing them so much in my childhood.

samus12345, 2 miesiące temu

Pong was trash. Nothing has ever topped Tennis for Two.

samus12345, 2 miesiące temu

I didn’t have a guide, but got stuck for days at the part where you have to super bomb the glass tube. I just did it out of desperation and couldn’t believe it worked! A similar thing happened 5 years earlier in Simon’s Quest when you have to hold crouch while holding the blue crystal. Come to think of it, Super Metroid might just be the last game in which I got stuck like that before I had access to the internet to look these things up.

samus12345, 2 miesiące temu

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samus12345, 2 miesiące temu

Now that’s what I call a bowel movement!

samus12345, 2 miesiące temu

It’s the movement. Just like Super Mario Bros. before it, Mario moves much more smoothly than characters in other contemporary games at the time.

samus12345, 2 miesiące temu

I’m old and buy physical whenever possible so I can trade them in when I’m done. It will suck when console online stores have the monopoly - I might have to go PC Master Race when that happens (complete with eyepatch).

samus12345, 2 miesiące temu

The arcade experience of having to put in money to play just moved to mobile.

samus12345, 2 miesiące temu

sow plz

samus12345, 3 miesiące temu

Terrible? Nah. A jerk? Yes.