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mysticpickle, do games w New EA Owners Hoping AI Will Cut Costs And Boost Profits, It's Claimed
lennee, do games w New EA Owners Hoping AI Will Cut Costs And Boost Profits, It's Claimed

Get fucked EA I wont buy shit

DoucheBagMcSwag, do games w New EA Owners Hoping AI Will Cut Costs And Boost Profits, It's Claimed

It fucking begins

salacious_coaster, do games w New EA Owners Hoping AI Will Cut Costs And Boost Profits, It's Claimed

Step 1: AI

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit!

Lucky_777, do games w New EA Owners Hoping AI Will Cut Costs And Boost Profits, It's Claimed

EA already in the shitter. About to become alot worse. 50 billion wasted.

Sciaphobia,

My guess it that they’ll do some financial fuckery that shouldn’t be legal, and may not even be, and come away with profit leaving someone holding the bag.

shittydwarf,

Cellar boxing

vateso5074, do games w New EA Owners Hoping AI Will Cut Costs And Boost Profits, It's Claimed

Better AI than humans. Humans have the potential to be gay and will end up shoving their corrupt ideology into the minds of our children.

NONE_dc, do games w New EA Owners Hoping AI Will Cut Costs And Boost Profits, It's Claimed
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God, every new things i hear from this is worse and WORSE.

Lost_My_Mind,

For me it’s not. Don’t get me wrong, I hate AI.

But also, I don’t buy games from EA for the past 10 years.

So all I’m hearing is that the Madden series will either be sold off, or die.

I only bought every few years. Because really, why buy 2013 when you have 2012? Buuuuut, you can justify buying 2017, when all you have is 2012.

I think that was the first Madden game I bought where it didn’t have a season mode.

I do not give a FUUUUUCK about franchise mode. I don’t care about running a team. I don’t care about controlling an individual player from high school to NFL. I don’t care about designing plays. I don’t care about roster trades.

I don’t even know the names of the players. I don’t know what a nickle or dime is. I just know this play is a passing play, and I can either throw to L1, or X. Then I let the play develop, and see who’s open.

All I want to do is play 16 games, and if we make it, the playoffs. Once we either win or don’t win the superbowl, the game is over for me.

Literally the only 2 modes I give a flying fuck about are exhibition and season. Don’t know don’t care what player packs are, or elite cards, or any of this XP bullshit. I do not give one flying fuck.

But let the guy run, and I press the button, and he throws the ball. Then if he catches it, let me run with it.

And they took away the part of the game I spend 80% of my time in. So I took away any sales I gave them since.

tanisnikana,

Actually, shit, this is impressive.

I think you just explained how football is played to me in a way I can actually understand!

Thanks for that.

Lost_My_Mind,

See, the thing is, the guy with the ball? He’s the one with the ball.

And the guy with the ball??? Well he’s the one with the ball!!! And as we all know, the guy who’s playing with his balls, is the one who controls EVERYTHING!!! So you can’t just give the ball to just anyone. I mean my god! What if you try to give the ball to some guy who’s not ready to run??? You don’t see Brady throwing a football to Stephen Hawking!!! You know why??? Because he’s dead! And also because he can’t run…because, again, he’s dead. Dead people can’t run.

I’m honestly baffled why Usain Bolt never played football. Imagine giving that guy the ball and telling him “your job…is to RUN!!!”

Wasted oppertunity is what that is! Yeah, sure, he competed in the olympics. But just imagine if he made the Cleveland Browns into a winning team! He’d be the highest paid athlete EVER!!!

People would say “You won the BROWNS a championship??? Holy fuck! Lets get you on a box of Wheaties!”

I mean…right?

primrosepathspeedrun,

Would be worse if it wasn’t EA.

Like dumping a bloated rotting corpse in a pit of radioactive sewage; hard to make it worse.

NONE_dc,
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Hmm, that’s a good point.

Cevilia, do games w EA Close To Sale That Would Take The Company Private

EA - If it’s in the game, it’s in the game*'s ingame store as a microtransaction*

DoucheBagMcSwag, do games w EA Close To Sale That Would Take The Company Private

Take away their license NFL please for the love of god

jjfolken,

With Saudis money? Not gonna happen, be prepared for another decade (at least) of EA Sports.

zarathustrad,

Now, with extra Bone Saw.

zod000, do games w Doug Bowser Retiring From Nintendo, Successor Announced

I was hoping the next CEO would be something like Walt Wario or something.

FinalRemix, do games w EA Close To Sale That Would Take The Company Private

I miss Electronic Arts…

Kolanaki, (edited )
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I honestly can’t remember a time when EA was well liked. Even in elementary school in the 90’s, it was common for kids to refer to them as Electronic Farts.

sugar_in_your_tea,

Really? They had some bangers in the 90s, such as Road Rash and Need for Speed, as well as a ton of great games they published, like Sim City. Even their sports games were generally great.

It wasn’t really until the 2000s and 2010s that their games became money grabs.

caut_R, do games w EA Close To Sale That Would Take The Company Private

I‘d certainly be interested to see if that‘d change any of their exploitative practices like FUT. Also hopefully that brings Codemasters back to old form… And please bring old online services back up cause money doesn‘t seem to be the issue then lol

anti_antidote,

I’m sorry, my brain read FUT as Fear, Uncertainty, and Trout

Cevilia,

You have to understand that a company like EA doesn’t want lots of money. They want all the money.

caut_R,

Yeah, but that‘s usually stakeholder-driven. Of course, it could be all the same if and when they go private, but this move just seems unprecedented to me so it‘s interesting to observe if it does have any impact in this regard.

thatradomguy, do games w Doug Bowser Retiring From Nintendo, Successor Announced

The next CEO:

Luigi Mangione photo

samus12345, do games w Doug Bowser Retiring From Nintendo, Successor Announced
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MaggiWuerze, do games w EA Close To Sale That Would Take The Company Private
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Going private? Sounds good, less pressure from shareholders… Selling to the Saudis? Hell no! Good thing I was already boycotting them anyway

SkyezOpen,

Now introducing face ID tech that will immediately brick the computer if a woman attempts to play a driving game.

supersquirrel,

Sounds like something Stephen Miller would try to implement.

ThinkBeforeYouPost,

You mean totally normal, “sexual matador”, Stephen Miller, whose wife (who is definitely not a foreign agent or beard) said inspires her every morning with his anti-left rants?

MajorasTerribleFate,

I love the one response I saw, “wouldn’t that make Katie Miller a sexual bull?” Because there are so many different ways to take it from there, and many don’t paint Stephen Miller in the lights he’d rather be seen publicly.

PacMan,

Jokes on them I’m already wear a burka over my butthole. My call me brown eye girl

FuckFascism,

Wat

criss_cross,

They probably want EA for the sports games so they can keep sports washing their atrocities away.

Grimtuck,

One less launcher I need to figure out in Bazzite

umbrella, (edited )
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  • ChapulinColorado,

    The US doesn’t chop up journalists with a saw just yet.

    queermunist,
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    No it just gives bombs to Israel so it can murder them.

    ChapulinColorado,

    I suppose that’s true. The country is not well liked in Latin America either due to all the meddling they’ve done (which was not properly covered in US history classes).

    Eyck_of_denesle,

    As far as the world knows they bomb the journalists house killing the whole bloodline.

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