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nanoUFO, do games w Uncharted's Tom Holland reportedly set to star in Jak and Daxter adaptation with Chris Pratt
@nanoUFO@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is honestly amazing to me since Naughty dog said they weren’t going to make “childish” games anymore and now they are making a Jak and Daxter movie? Wild.

clay_pidgin, do games w Uncharted's Tom Holland reportedly set to star in Jak and Daxter adaptation with Chris Pratt

I’m kind of tired of movie stars taking all the VO jobs. We don’t benefit from having these characters share a voice with spiderman and starlord.

p03locke, do games w Uncharted's Tom Holland reportedly set to star in Jak and Daxter adaptation with Chris Pratt
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For fuck’s sake, is Chris Pratt going to take all of the video game male leads?

  • Minecraft, starring Chris Pratt as Steve
  • Hitman, starring Chris Pratt as Agent 47
  • Legend of Zelda, starring Chris Pratt as Link
  • Overwatch, starring Chris Pratt as McCree, even though there’s already a famous voice actor playing him
  • Red Dead Redemption, starring Chris Pratt as John Marston
  • Grand Theft Auto, starring Chris Pratt as Michael De Santa
  • Street Fighter, starring Chris Pratt as Ken
  • Among Us, starring Chris Pratt as The Red Guy
  • Final Fantasy 7, starring Chris Pratt as Cloud
  • Kirby and the Forgotten Land, starring Chris Pratt as Kirby
  • Halo, starring Chris Pratt as Master Chief
ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Chris Pratt staring in movies you’ll never see because they star Chris pratt, coming this holidays.

Mitchie151, do games w Uncharted's Tom Holland reportedly set to star in Jak and Daxter adaptation with Chris Pratt

This is the most cursed headline I have read in some time. uncharted’s Tom Holland? And using a picture from the lost frontier, ooft.

Taako_Tuesday,

My first thought as well!

jayandp,

Seriously, who holds Uncharted as Tom’s defining role? 😅

Computerchairgeneral, do games w Uncharted's Tom Holland reportedly set to star in Jak and Daxter adaptation with Chris Pratt

I am morbidly curious about how this movie will turn out. Will they try and make it a family-friendly adventure movie influenced by the first game? Or base it on the sequels, which tried to make everything darker and edgier? Also, why? Like, I would love it if there was a resurgence of interest in Jak & Daxter, but of all the IPs Sony wanted to adapt for film they chose one that hasn't had a game released since 2009?

BananaPeal, do games w Uncharted's Tom Holland reportedly set to star in Jak and Daxter adaptation with Chris Pratt
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My first thought was “So Holland is just going to grunt and breathe or something?” Then i remembered that they made J&D games past The Precursor Legacy.

My second thought was that Chris Pratt won’t be able to do justice to Daxter. Get Billy West.

BigBananaDealer, do gaming w Uncharted's Tom Holland reportedly set to star in Jak and Daxter adaptation with Chris Pratt
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my lord another project with holland and pratt

onward was pretty good tho

CosmicApe, do games w Uncharted's Tom Holland reportedly set to star in Jak and Daxter adaptation with Chris Pratt
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Please stop

Kinglink, do games w Microsoft will sell Activision Blizzard streaming rights to Ubisoft

I wonder if this is just a Hail Mary to try to stop the fear that the merger will make Microsoft the most dominant face in streaming.

Even if it’s agreed upon, it just means in two generations once internet speeds reach where they need to be for streaming to be feasible, Microsoft will get those rights back. Streaming means next to nothing today, but the fear is in a couple generations, that’s going to be the future of gaming, especially seeing how much publishers want to stop gamers from owning anything.

Edgelord_Of_Tomorrow,

If streaming is the future of gaming I think I’ll just stop gaming.

Xianshi,

Thats it. I’m sure we all have a huge backlog or old games to get through.

GreenMario,

I keep GOG backlog and rom archive as a just in case everyone shits the bed.

Oh but Steam is great has DRM free blah blah

Sure and steam is great because it’s a proprietorship with Gabe as owner. What happens when he dies hmmm? Will his successor keep the company private or will he immediately sell to the highest bidder?

Chariotwheel,

That's what it is. They need approvement from the UK and will play nice 5-10 years and then they reconsider.

Maestro,
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Internet speeds are already fast enough. The problem is latency and it's impossible to fix. You can't beat the speed of light. You just can't have a 200ms delay between your controller and something happening in the screen.

TigrisMorte,

"can't beat the speed of light", according to Terry Pratchett the speed of dark does so quite handily.

“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

echo64,

You can beat the speed of flight, by moving the data centers closer to people. Edge routing did this for content delivery networks and likely if this is ever to work it’ll need to happen for streaming. But that means data centers that can stream in every built up area in a market which is pretty tricky.

What is likely not going to be fixed is users home networking. Home networking in 99% of users homes is going to be using consumer routers, and those consumer routers are all just terrible and lead to endless problems around anything real-time.

red,

Don’t kid yourself: data centers are easier to have closer to many locations, but ones with hardware that works for cloud gaming, less so. And even in a best case scenario, it’s still too big a delay to comfortably play anything apart from casual games.

Even streaming a game from your PC to living room box, such as Nvidia Shield, even wired, makes it nigh impossible to play racing games well, or anything that requires aiming. It’s not far, almost playable when streaming in LAN, but any WAN in the mix and it’s just not feasible.

Networking has a long way to go before streamed reactive games are even close.

Lord_Logjam,

I was playing Hollow Knight on Gamepass streaming the other day. It’s a game that would be just awful to play with any real latency, and it was absolutely fine. There was no perceivable latency.

Sethayy,

Ngl I already stream a ton from buttfuck nowhere Canada. If we got good enough internet, everyone better

GreenAlex,
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My hope is that the more pro-consumer storefronts like Steam and GOG will help stave that off. At least to the extent of ensuring both approaches remain as options (especially now that one of them makes handhelds). Time will tell, though.

Osirus, do games w Microsoft will sell Activision Blizzard streaming rights to Ubisoft

I bought the last call of duty for modern warfare 2, ohhhh believe me… never again. What a fucking disappointment and waster of 80$ that was. The lack of content is astonishing.

sarge,

COD generally holds it’s value most of the year.

Buy physical, complete campaign, sell for 90% of what you paid.

drspod, do games w Microsoft will sell Activision Blizzard streaming rights to Ubisoft

Does Ubisoft have a game streaming platform?

Jmr,

If they did it probably wouldn’t work. Considering that ubisoft connect is possibly the worst piece of software ever

dan1101,

The Game Pass PC client and EA Desktop are great competition for worst client.

GreenMario,

UbiConnect would be FINE if it remembered my login info. Steam does. Galaxy does. But that checkbox “remember my login” must be Swahili for “forget everything you just typed in”

SgtAStrawberry,

Look at the bright side, at least it doesn’t require you to be online to open offline mode, and then have offline mode throw a tantrum because it doesn’t have an Internet connection…

ArugulaZ, do games w Microsoft will sell Activision Blizzard streaming rights to Ubisoft
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I don't... bwah? What does this mean? Will Activision games be offered on Game Pass or just Ubisoft's service?

OrangeCorvus,
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On both.

Dasnap,
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Ubisoft will have the ability to license the games out to other companies, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they then license back to Microsoft.

AnonymousLlama, do games w Microsoft will sell Activision Blizzard streaming rights to Ubisoft
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An interesting development to be sure

verysoft, do games w Microsoft will sell Activision Blizzard streaming rights to Ubisoft

Nice, the 5 people who subscribe to Ubisoft+ will be thrilled I'm sure.

TigrisMorte, do games w Microsoft will sell Activision Blizzard streaming rights to Ubisoft

It would be hard to choose a worse company.

phillaholic,

Google

TigrisMorte,

Googlie is just bigger, not worse, than ubisoft.

woelkchen,
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Google’s streaming tech is pretty good.

TheDarkKnight,

Still an awful company

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