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njm1314, do gaming w Geoff Keighley Wants You To Lower Your Expectations For Summer Game Fest

No worries mate, I’ve lowered my expectations for virtually everything. From video games to movies to groceries to life to the survival of my species.

USSEthernet,

You can never be disappointed if you’re expectations are low enough.

NigelFrobisher, do gaming w Geoff Keighley Wants You To Lower Your Expectations For Summer Game Fest

They should save the lay-offs for the big trade shows like this to generate buzz like the old “megaton” game announcements.

frauddogg, do gaming w Geoff Keighley Wants You To Lower Your Expectations For Summer Game Fest
@frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Imagine thinking I was going to watch Geoff Keighly’s corporate fellatio in the first place

USSEthernet, do gaming w Geoff Keighley Wants You To Lower Your Expectations For Summer Game Fest

If Hollow Knight Silksong isn’t getting announced, idc about anything else.

BadmanDan, do gaming w Geoff Keighley Wants You To Lower Your Expectations For Summer Game Fest

I miss E3

Katana314, do gaming w A Google Contractor Reportedly Watched Private Nintendo Videos And Leaked The Info Online

Whatever you think of Nintendo, it’s not encouraging that Google could end up being responsible for a leak of something put up on YouTube privately.

jsomae, do gaming w A Google Contractor Reportedly Watched Private Nintendo Videos And Leaked The Info Online

I don’t exactly understand Google’s response. “[Many of the tickets in this database are merely flags and not actual incidents. The issue in question is over six years old. It was deemed non-intentional.]” Equivocating?

RightHandOfIkaros, do games w Report: Warner Bros. Execs Thought Suicide Squad Would Make A Ton Of Money Despite Development Woes

It is amazing how out of touch someone can be with reality.

Also, classic blaming the guy that just left. Maybe he contributed to some of the issues, but I guarantee there was a mountain of other issues unrelated to this guy.

CosmoNova,

Most of the execs never tried their hands on a game including this one. They genuinely have no idea about the industry and thought they had a hit game on their hands based on a trailer or something. It‘s truly baffling yet so typical.

krashmo,

MBAs have no useful skills and yet they run every company in existence.

Hugin,

When I was getting my engineering degree in the senior year we had some question and answer sessions with people from industry. The guy in class who thought he was way smarter than he was asked about going directly into an MBA program after graduation.

The industry guy said it was a terrible idea. Your engineering knowledge would be 2 years out of date and who knows if you would be a good manager. He said to get a job and get some experience. If you show promise as a leader a good company will offer to put you through a MBA program and you well have the real world experience to make the best of it.

So I think there is a real use for an MBA degree but only after some real world experience in your field and showing basic team leadership. People who go straight for an MBA tend to be the those who just want to boss people around and can’t handle real work.

krashmo,

Exactly. I would say an MBA is only useful if your undergrad degree was in something other than business. It is meant to add management skills to an already skilled individual. If you don’t have any other skills it’s just an expensive piece of paper that, at least to me, signifies essentially the same thing as being the boss’s son would. You probably aren’t very good at anything but always think you’re the smartest person in the room.

Carighan,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

And the worst is, the C-suites get to fuck shit up, reap massive bonuses, and never suffer any con-S-quences when inevitable their way of running the company causes shit like this to happen.

p03locke,
@p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That’s WB in a nutshell.

They just put out a Smash Bros competitor with a ton of characters, voice acting, looked like it had a lot of promise.

…and it’s free-to-play. Which means it’s loaded with microtransactions.

Imagine being one of those guys who puts in all of this effort for a game that is doomed to fail.

LifeOfChance,

What reality though? Companies are trying now more than ever to release the shittest cheapest games they can for massive gains. We see more and more trash making insane money. The reality is the average person will play a shitty game for something to do especially if it’s within their interests. In this case it just happened to fail so WB will fire a bunch of people and try something again. It’s a learning experience in the sense that they know they gotta raise the bar for the next release but it won’t be anything substantial.

tabris, do games w Report: Warner Bros. Execs Thought Suicide Squad Would Make A Ton Of Money Despite Development Woes

This What Happened episode has a few other details.

lazycouchpotato, do games w Report: Warner Bros. Execs Thought Suicide Squad Would Make A Ton Of Money Despite Development Woes
@lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world avatar

WB lost $200 million on it. Jeez.

LiveLM,

Should have lost more.

LaserTurboShark69, do games w Report: Warner Bros. Execs Thought Suicide Squad Would Make A Ton Of Money Despite Development Woes

I was a big Arkham fan so I watched a whole playthrough.

I enjoyed watching all the cutscenes. Great voice acting and motion capture. Writing felt alright to me but the overall story was kinda lame and the ending was terribly unsatisfying due to the need for it to remain open ended. The gameplay seemed like it’d be fun for 3 or 4 missions.

Overall it looked like an average game weighed down by corporate bullshit, which was obvious from the previews.

thingsiplay, do gaming w A 1-Minute Trailer At Summer Game Fest Costs $250K

E3 was expensive too, with way less people seeing it live. These mega companies have enough money to pay that. It’s just a big advertising platform. Only indie devs cannot pay this, unless they are hugely successful.

leave_it_blank, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

Rated PG. It can work (The old Mortal Kombat movie), but this looks like crap.

ryathal,

The casting alone is a reason to be skeptical.

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

Hollywood always fucks up movies based on games. I’m not expecting much from this movie.

MeatsOfRage, (edited )

I think we’re past this now, we’ve had a number of good (or at the very least enjoyable) adaptations now, Sonic, Mario, Pikachu. Werewolves Within was really good though no one has heard of the game. And of course TV has been knocking it out of the park, Last of Us, Fallout, Cyberpunk, Castlevania, League of Legends, hell I’d even throw in Twisted Metal. Even stuff about people who play games like Gran Turismo and Players were really good. We also have things that considered bad at the time are being reclaimed like Mortal Kombat

Borderlands is (by the looks of it) just an IP dump which isn’t exclusive to video games.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

There are exceptions

SkyezOpen,

Had a drunken discussion about this last month. Basically there’s less than 10 decent game adaptations ever. I remember the first mortal kombat, first 2 resident evils, tomb raider… A few others. But yeah.

sukhmel,

They should’ve hired Uwe Boll as a director, at least they would’ve had an excuse then

rbesfe, do games w The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit

The fact they chose Kevin Hart to play Roland shows how little they care about the games themselves

NegativeInf,

It’s all IP baby. They think we are the unwashed masses with no taste or critical thinking and just consume whatever they excrete.

fsxylo, (edited )

Close, but they genuinely think video games are a lesser medium than movies. So of course they don’t take this movie, or our standards seriously.

zaphod,

I think some game developers think like this too, that’s why they try to turn their games into movies, either directly or by making their games more “cinematic”.

sukhmel,

In my opinion, not all cinematic games are trying to be movies, some do it right and preserve the essence of what game is, about others we probably not hear too much except for how bad they turn out to be

TexasDrunk,

At least it’s not still just Uwe Boll making adaptations.

sukhmel,

At the same time movies based on a recognized intellectual property tend to omit crucial pieces of character and world building, because come on, the audience is supposed to know that.

And this is how they often produce garbage that is impossible to understand if you are not in the know, and impossible to watch if you are ¯_(ツ)_/¯

MeatsOfRage,

Or Cate Blanchett. Like if me and my friends were dream casting this movie one of us would say Cate Blanchett as a joke and we’d all laugh and move on. Don’t get me wrong, she’s one of my favorite actresses, you can Tar and feather me all day but this was frankly a bizarre call.

Reminds me of the show Barry, the character Sally is on a press circuit and someone throws the question at her “Who should play the next Spiderman” and confused by the question she says Ben Mendelson

JJROKCZ,

Looks wise Hayley Williams is great for Lilith, don’t think she acts but there has to be a ginger actress other that Karen Gillian interested

polonius-rex,

anya-taylor joy so that it all comes full circle to mad max

swayevenly,

But then noone will watch it

Zahille7,

She could rock a Lilith.

bolexforsoup,

That sally example is such a good pull lol

bigmclargehuge,
@bigmclargehuge@lemmy.world avatar

Me and my sister have a running joke casting for a movie of the Uncharted games, I’m pretty sure Danny DeVito was Sully and Mel Gibson was Elena. I’d rather watch something that stupid than something as uninspired as this.

herrvogel,

Tar and feather

I see what you did there

bionicjoey,

My personal theory is that they wanted The Rock (who would be straight out of central casting for Roland) but he declined and so some exec was like “okay, just use KH instead, they both work together on a lot of the same movies”

oxideseven,

Or Jack Black. I love him, but this dumb Hollywood trend of hiring Jack for anything comical is absurd.

w3dd1e,

Supposedly he met the creators at a party after the first game came out and asked to play claptrap. I don’t have a source to share with you, but if that’s true then I’m fine with it.

But yeah, most of this movie looks very bad.

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