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Lettuceeatlettuce, do gaming w Crazy rumour suggests Microsoft are preparing $16 billion offer for Valve
@Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml avatar

Almost certainly fake, but what a horrible thought.

thingsiplay,

Microsoft wanted to buy Nintendo and Valve before. It was in the leaked documents. And I’m sure Microsoft makes suggestions all the time, we just don’t hear about it usually. We mostly hear about deals that happen.

Besides that, I can’t imagine that a competitor could buy a competitor. That would be illegal in most cuntries. Unlike Activision, which was not a competitor to Microsoft.

AndrasKrigare,

Yeah, I think all indications have been that Microsoft is getting out of the video game business. Or, if they were planning on staying in, why would they close a bunch of studios, including successful ones like Hi-Fi Rush’s Tango games.

Saff, do gaming w Crazy rumour suggests Microsoft are preparing $16 billion offer for Valve

As long as valve say no then they can offer all they like. That is the advantage of not being a publicly traded company!

thingsiplay, do gaming w Crazy rumour suggests Microsoft are preparing $16 billion offer for Valve

according to unverifiable rumours. … The leak comes from an unknown and unreliable source in the gaming industry.

But continues to write an entire article about it. I wouldn’t be shocked if the rumor was set by the person who writes the article itself. Edit: Which itself is only a few paragraphs, but filled with ads, links and images on the entire page.

Exec,
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Also wouldn’t that pull in major antitrust violation cases especially in the EU?

Reawake9179,

I don’t wanna jinx it, but there is no way that this deal would go through

HawlSera,

I’ts not about integrity, it’s about clicks. It doesn’t matter if you read the headline, only if you clicked.

9point6, do gaming w Crazy rumour suggests Microsoft are preparing $16 billion offer for Valve

That… weirdly… seems like a lowball given the recent success of the steam deck

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Looking at the sales estimates, the numbers appear pretty modest compared to the other gaming devices. They’re probably under 5m units sold since early 2022.

9point6,

EA is worth several times that and they don’t have the #1 PC games platform or any hardware

Valve should at least be in the same ballpark

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, just saying that most of Valve’s value is probably in their software. Their hardware installed base is pretty small compared to others.

SuiXi3D, do gaming w Crazy rumour suggests Microsoft are preparing $16 billion offer for Valve
@SuiXi3D@fedia.io avatar

Good Lord, no. Please no.

thingsiplay, do gaming w Crazy rumour suggests Microsoft are preparing $16 billion offer for Valve

Valve is way more valuable than Activision-Blizzard-King.

chemical_cutthroat, do gaming w Crazy rumour suggests Microsoft are preparing $16 billion offer for Valve
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

This is an AI generated article and has no basis in reality.

Broken_Monitor,

Oh thank miscellaneous diety. For fucks sake everything Microsoft touches turns to shit, especially when it comes to game platforms.

Icalasari,

Even if it was real, pretty sure Gaben would just laugh in their faces

w00,

Even if valve were to sell themselves, They would not sell to them.

semperverus,
@semperverus@lemmy.world avatar

Doesn’t his ex wife own half of his shares now though?

deathmetal27,

Shares? Valve is a private company.

the_crotch,

Private companies can still have multiple owners

semperverus,
@semperverus@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, shares. Employee Stock Ownership Plans are a thing, they’re private shares in the company.

xavier666,

Microsoft: How about $16b?

Gaben: The best I can do is a couple thousand skins and crates

kittenzrulz123, do gaming w Crazy rumour suggests Microsoft are preparing $16 billion offer for Valve

Considering Valve is one of the biggest backers of Linux that would be horrible (ofc it’s ai generated nonsense).

KISSmyOSFeddit, do gaming w Crazy rumour suggests Microsoft are preparing $16 billion offer for Valve

The “source” otherwise does nothing but give away cosmetic in-game items if you subscribe and tag a friend on X.

QuadratureSurfer, (edited ) do gaming w Crazy rumour suggests Microsoft are preparing $16 billion offer for Valve
@QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world avatar

Well… good thing I’ve been buying what I can through GOG… but this is terrible news, especially with the way Microsoft has been shutting down gaming studios recently.

Edit: meh, this just sounds like clickbait:

  • The leak comes from an unknown and unreliable source in the gaming industry.
  • Microsoft’s acquisition of Activision Blizzard faced regulatory challenges, making the merger with Valve unlikely.
Carighan,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

It’s an AI generated “article”, on a site that exclusively feeds headlines into AI to write “articles”.

So even if the original headline was - in the now-unknown wording - something rooted in reality, the generative shitcode has now turned both the headline and the content into utter derangement.

restingboredface,

Plus they are bleeding money from all the acquisitions and haven’t seen the return they expected in game pass subs. The cost cutting isn’t done and it would be very surprising for them to try to dump more money into new storefronts when they are still trying to make their own business model profitable (to their expectations).

BuboScandiacus, do gaming w Crazy rumour suggests Microsoft are preparing $16 billion offer for Valve
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$16B for Valve ? Clown offer 🤡

AgentGrimstone, do gaming w Crazy rumour suggests Microsoft are preparing $16 billion offer for Valve

So they can burn it to the ground?

luciferofastora,

Tinfoil Hat Time:

Linux Gaming, while increasingly viable, isn’t currently a threat to MS. There are enough reasons people will stick with Windows. But Valve are doing a good job of showing that it’s possible, that Microsoft’s hold on PC gaming isn’t absolute and that an increasing number of games are playable on Linux too (with the right tools). Wine and co. have been around for a while, but they never enjoyed the spotlight of a major videogame platform investing time and manpower into developing a dedicated gaming compatibility engine.

I don’t think MS would intentionally run it into the ground. They’d probably try to squeeze it for money, which might end up doing so anyway.

I also don’t think they’re really worried about Linux gaming. But I also doubt they’d leave Proton untouched entirely. Whether they’d kneecap it, whether they’d enshittify it, whether they’d work on interfacing it with their proprietary stuff in an attempt to put it ahead of any competition and tip potential Linux Gaming developments in favour of using their engine to more easily target both platforms at once, I doubt they could resist doing something to squeeze money from it.

Maybe the very idea that they’re challenging Microsoft’s supremacy is unpleasant to them. Maybe their analytics show enough of a trend to concern them. Maybe they just want to make sure they have a piece of the pie if it ever becomes worth something.

Or maybe the whole thing is baseless bullshit made up for attention and site traffic.

plinky, do gaming w Crazy rumour suggests Microsoft are preparing $16 billion offer for Valve
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that seems wildly cheap lol, to kill linux gaming alone is probably worth them 50 billion or more, ignoring money printing from steam store itself

xilophor, do gaming w Crazy rumour suggests Microsoft are preparing $16 billion offer for Valve
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In 2022, Blizzard was valued at $60B and had a gross profit of $5.4B. Valve almost certainly had a gross profit more than that (Microsoft estimated $6.5B in 2021). $16B would be such a laughably low figure for the company, especially since Microsoft bought Blizzard at $70B (market cap of $74B around the same time). Not to mention how low-risk Valve’s profit is.

p5yk0t1km1r4ge, do gaming w Crazy rumour suggests Microsoft are preparing $16 billion offer for Valve
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…they can’t even handle everything with Activision Blizzard. Jesus christ.

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