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green_square, do gaming w Has also maintained an active playerbase for 1500+ years

pawn hitbot STILL bugged after a dash action

givesomefucks, do gaming w Has also maintained an active playerbase for 1500+ years

Devs abandoned it, players won’t

bryconic, do gaming w Im still undecided about if it looks fun though

Meanwhile, I’ve just downloaded a DS emulator, finna proudly play the old games. Lmao.

croobat, do gaming w Chasing the *frag*on
@croobat@lemmy.world avatar

Playing league with my cousins 10 years algo may have been the only time I’ve got any enjoyment from League of Legends.

slazer2au, do gaming w Im still undecided about if it looks fun though

It is fun. Of you played Ark it has the same vibes minus the 12 hours of berry hasting to catch one Dino.

arefx,

It’s better than ark.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

From what I’ve seen, it’s like Ark + Breath of the Wild.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

they basically just looked at the recent popular games and yoinked the good bits, which entirely unsurprisingly results in a fun game when executed decently

like honestly palworld feels like something that should be used as an example in game design courses: this is what it looks like when you just set out to make a successful game, without any particular vision. Resist the whisperings of satan telling you to add microtransactions and charge 60 bucks for it, and people will eat that shit up

keefshape,

That’s my biggest standout point too. They choreograph exactly what points of the game could be micro transacted… And then they don’t.

Purple tech could be paywalled. Would be by most modern game standards.

They did not. They have my thanks for that.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

and like, that decision has probably earned them way more money than they would ever have seen otherwise, along with the sustainability to KEEP earning hideous amounts of dosh for a good long while

discostjohn,

As much as it pains me to agree with you, I think I agree with you.

starman2112, (edited )
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

As someone who spent tens, maybe hundreds of hours on ark… It’s so much more fun than ark. I have some good memories from that game, but it’s so not worth logging in every single day to feed the dinosaurs

Quetzalcutlass,

It’s Ark, but with all the terrible mechanics and blatant playtime stretching removed. The longest anything takes in Palworld with default settings is hatching a large egg, which is entirely passive and caps at 2 hours on Normal (according to the settings page, but I’ve yet to see a hatch timer longer than 30 minutes), and even that can be greatly sped up by matching the egg’s preferred climate with a heater or cooler next to the incubator. Most things that require player intervention take minutes at most. After Ark’s “this basic task takes hours, you have to be there for the whole process, and any mistake means you might as well start over”, this game is a breath of fresh air.

Definitely room for growth though, especially on the automation and AI side of things. Even in its current state it’s still one of the best survival games I’ve played in years. Between it and Enshrouded, 2024 has already spoiled me.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Lmao you clearly haven’t played Ark.

dev_null,

I played Ark, got a random disease that apparently can only be healed with items from a high level area and didn’t go away on death. So my options were: play with the disease for the foreseeable future or restart from scratch and lose days of progress.

I chose to uninstall.

TWeaK, do gaming w Ok, is this the best one yet? How do we top this?

Run it on a grape.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

That would be really slow… but okay, if you insist:-).

casmael,

We need to try it on a watermelon too then, to see if size effects the fps

gullible,

Berries barely bear boss battles. Betting both blow.

TWeaK,

How about a pineapple? One of the biggest berries.

Also, it eats flesh. That’s surely gotta make it good for Doom, right?

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

It might actually - more cells = more mitochondria = more power! So better do the watermelon first, then miniaturize the whole thing and take on a grape later.:-D

casmael,

Ahh yes the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

But all I have is lemonade!

Anticorp,

Then make lemons.

casmael,

I errrr does it work backwards?

Anticorp,

Less talkin’, more workin’!

THEDAEMON,

Backward compatability man

sag, do gaming w Ok, is this the best one yet? How do we top this?

Oh boi

Localhorst86, do gaming w Ok, is this the best one yet? How do we top this?

The mantra “Doom runs on anything” means the game should be executed by the device in question.
Here, this is not the case, the gut bacteria only acts as a display.

They should have let it play “bad apple” instead.

Caesium,

I love how bad apple is the doom of animation. it’s a fun rabbit hole to dive into whenever utube recommends me one

funnystuff97,

That’s the case for a lot of the “doom runs on it” ones, like that pregnancy test. But I like the idea that if it can compute, it can run Doom; if it can display, it can play Bad Apple.

chaogomu, do gaming w Ok, is this the best one yet? How do we top this?

Thought Emporium is trying to grow neurons in order to play doom.

It will run on a PI or such, but will be completely played by living tissue grown from rat cells.

JokklMaster,

I’m in a behavioral neuroscience lab and I’m trying to convince my PI to get in on this.

nikita,

I believe another one of their goals was to grow neurons out of their own human cells and then see who in the lab has the neurons most capable of playing doom. Or maybe verse each other in quake and see whose neurons win.

aeronmelon, do gaming w Ok, is this the best one yet? How do we top this?

Now make it run Crysis on Ultra.

DudeImMacGyver, (edited ) do gaming w Im still undecided about if it looks fun though
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can confirm: It’s fun enough for $26. It’s kinda like if ARK, Pokemon, and BOTW had a baby. It is most similar to ARK though, so if you’re looking for a straight up pokemon game, this might not be what you’re looking for.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I played for 15 minutes and said “I’d rather play BotW.”

Beating fluffy animals with a club to death or enslavement just isn’t my speed.

Especially when they start running from you…

They know. They’re afraid. They won’t let you make their name Toby.

keefshape,

You’re doing it wrong. Fun hot take, sure, but yeah…

DragonTypeWyvern,

Ah, so you convince your Pals to get in the pokeballs with hugs and kisses before sending them to your voluntary free labor camps?

Kushia,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

I love how we have higher standards for fake digital animals than we have for actual living humans when it comes to labor.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Wow, recruiters in your area play hardball

Kolanaki,
!deleted6508 avatar

They get a cozy bed, a warm fire, and prepared meals to eat in exchange for their servitude. You can also catch them by sneaking or while they are sleeping and not need to hurt them. There are also caged ones in bandit camps you rescue and they join you; presumably willingly.

You could also just catch the bad humans that shoot you on sight and make a prison camp without resorting to enslaving innocent chibi animals. We all know humans suck anyway.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Ah, so you provide basic food and shelter for their labor after capturing them in their sleep or otherwise unable to defend themselves?

Interesting, interesting.

Kolanaki,
!deleted6508 avatar

Basic? I built them things a stone castle while I sleep in a wooden shack. I eat nothing but berries and feed them the finest meats and cakes. They have a bath house that I can’t even use! My Kinguins live like kings!

DragonTypeWyvern,

(just don’t ask where the meat came from)

Kolanaki,
!deleted6508 avatar

To be fair, half the of them were already probably eating the other half before I showed up 🤷🏻‍♂️

thegoodyinthehoody,

Read this again with slavery plantations in your mind and see how it feels, just once!

GhostlyPixel,
@GhostlyPixel@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think I would have purchased it, but it was a blast to play with PC GamePass. Had a solid weekend where I couldn’t put it down, eventually I got into a loop of just going egg hunting and waiting for them to hatch and uninstalled because I was finally burned out.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Considering that Pocketpair can’t even seem to be able to finish their other (highly plagiarised) games “Never Grave” and “Craftopia”, I’m not spending a single cent until they actually finish it.

Why are we holding big corpos accountable for selling unfinished games that later get patched with free DLC, but then allow a faux indie company (The CEO of Pocketpair actually is a businessman who owns a crypto exchange. So not at all an indie company) to do the same for the same price as the whole ark survivor bundle?

DudeImMacGyver,
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

You could always just set sail to play it matey!

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Piracy is ALWAYS morally correct!

rem26_art, do gaming w Ok, is this the best one yet? How do we top this?
@rem26_art@kbin.social avatar

i guess sometimes even bacteria want to have some fun and play Doom. They deserve it.

gaael, do gaming w Ok, is this the best one yet? How do we top this?

Is this for real ?

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes and no rockpapershotgun.com/you-can-play-doom-using-gut-…

They didn’t manage to actually run doom on the bacteria, they used them as a display to show it running though

kurwa,

Bad apple on gut bacteria when

Dabundis, do gaming w Ok, is this the best one yet? How do we top this?

We did it folks, we can now install doom on the human body

TealTallMachine,

Talk to me when we can install mods too

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

That’s Deus Ex

paddirn,

No doubt Elon will have that installed first thing on his newest guinea pig.

Death_Equity,

He will install twitter and have the person tweet as the first internet integration before any testing of that integration, shortly thereafter the person will die.

NessD, do gaming w Ok, is this the best one yet? How do we top this?

Peter Steinlechner? Is this the German journalist who was writing for Gamestar in the early days?

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