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Kolanaki, do gaming w Only $1000? Pfft
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To be fair, GTA 5 is in a fictional version of LA, in a fictional California. California has state funded free medical insurance. Which is great for when you get shot in a drive-by or at school; just like the game!

Kolanaki, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...
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It took me way too long to solve the first, easy ass puzzle in this game. It’s dark. You can’t see anything. And your head hurts.

Solution? Open your freakin’ eyes.

FlyingSquid,
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It gets harder from there.

p03locke,
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Actually, it was to turn on the light.

I knew a co-worker who was really into a lot of early and more modern text adventure games. He said the babelfish puzzle was one of the hardest puzzles put in any text adventure game, past or present.

Tenthrow, do gaming w This is me
@Tenthrow@lemmy.world avatar

Really hate that feeling the next day too after 2 hours of sleep.

Thekingoflorda, do gaming w This is me
@Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world avatar

gotta clean up this community, ignore this comment

xX_fnord_Xx, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...

The BBC released this in html5 for an anniversary, you may need to faff around with sky player if you don’t have a BBC license, though.

wired.co.uk/…/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy…

MonkderZweite, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...

Next galaxy is farther than needed.

roertel, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...

I couldn’t find this one, but if you’re interested in playing vintage games, Archive.org has a pretty good list. They also had a way to play some of these in-browser, but I can’t find it now.

SplashJackson, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...

There’s an app for android for playing these games that makes it look like you’re texting back and forth

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s neat!

MostlyxHarmless,

Can you share the app? Thanks!

SplashJackson,

Yep, it’s called Text Fiction and I set it up a couple years back before the pandemic specifically for this game. I just took a screenshot: https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/631082de-9e2d-4071-8058-d2c35e77817b.jpeg

XTornado,

Sad it says it’s not compatible on my Phone.

lyam23,

Same for my Pixel.

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah sadly looks like it’s not updated for newer versions of Android :/

Fizz, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

How did these text based games work? Could you really type any action and it would give a relevant response?

barsoap, (edited )

Try for yourself. Long story short: The devs would anticipate a lot of stuff you might try, and given that this is Douglas Adams the game can be quite snarky, but if not then you’ll see “I don’t know the word ‘foo’” or similar.

That particular game is notoriously hard and confusing and meant to be attempted several times before you’re able to get through it without triggering some dead-end in the beginning that will only become apparent in the end. It’s from another era. You might want to try Starship Titanic, also Douglas Adams, pretty much the pinnacle of text adventures (though it’s not a pure text adventure). All in all I’m just a tad too young to really have gotten into the genre, regarding point+click adventures I can recommend anything Terry Pratchett (multiple Discworld adventures) and pretty much anything Lucasarts, though the very early stuff (Maniac Mansion, Zak McKracken) is quite rough around the edges. All the LucasArts and Discworld stuff is supported by ScummVM, you only have to get your hands on the game files.

FlyingSquid,
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I wouldn’t call Starship Titanic a text adventure. It’s point-and-click overall with some text elements in terms of things like certain descriptions. Sort of like a more advanced version of a Sierra On-Line game.

barsoap, (edited )

Fair enough but it’s definitely giving you the “throw random stuff at the parser and have the game be snarky” experience. It’s from the point-and-click era, the tail end even, but does a throwback to introduce those elements again.

Definitely another experience than Fallout 4 reducing dialogue to “yeah, nah, question, bail”.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not any action, but they had a pretty large vocabulary. There were some basic commands they all shared like LOOK and EAST and INVENTORY. They would tell you if they didn’t understand.

Bishma, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...
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One of my all-time favorite games from my teen years. I think of it often.

Socsa, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...

Gonna head down the Winchester and wait for all this to blow over

RizzRustbolt, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...

INFOCOM: We make games that nobody ever finished!

Whelks_chance,

In the era of arcade games, finishing it wasn’t intended

synae, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...

Ginantonix please

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I prefer a bottle of that old Janx Spirit.

Got_Bent, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...

This was an exceptionally difficult game from the very first scene. You were particularly hard pressed to even make it off earth if you hadn’t read the book.

After that, it didn’t necessarily coincide with the book, so you had to put yourself into a Douglas Adams mindset for the duration, and that was no easy task.

I think I may have gotten through roughly a third of it before moving on to other games.

Zork was the other game I never did particularly well with. I think I got a little further in it than hitchhikers though.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

There were at least five Zork games I can think of that were purely text (graphical ones came later): Zork, Zork II, Zork III, Beyond Zork and Zork Zero.

Got_Bent,

I had one two and three but don’t recall playing the latter two. By then I’d moved on to the greatest game released in the mid-eighties - Autoduel.

Then it was on to the original Bard’s Tale.

I played both of those to completion then figured out how to cheat on both by finding character stats with a sector editor.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

I got so frustrated getting killed over and over that I typed:


<span style="color:#323232;"> Fuck Ford
</span>

into the prompt. The game responded with:


<span style="color:#323232;"> This is a family entertainment game, not a video nasty.
</span>

Which is how I found out that was British slang for porn. graphic horror films, apparently.

otp,

British slang for porn.

I’m not sure if I’m missing something here…but what did you think “fuck” meant? Lol

isles,

but what did you think “fuck” meant?

Just about anything

samus12345,
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otp,

The only English word that can be used as an infix…

It’s truly beauti-fucking-ful!

executivechimp,
@executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It’s absobloodylutely not the only one

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,

Unbe-cunting-lievable.

otp,

Can’t bebloodylieve I forgot bloody.

Wait, yes I can, I’m Canadian and we don’t use that.

Thanks for the correction!

kux,
@kux@kbin.social avatar

more likely he thought 'video nasty' was slang for porn (unless of course it was a joke)

otp,

Lmao yes, you’re absolutely right. That’s what I missed.

I still like my misinterpretation though, ahaha

havocpants,

Video nasty was slang for graphic horror movies, not porn. Not heard anyone say it since the 80s though.

AngryCommieKender,

Ahh, TIL. Thanks!

Whelks_chance,

I didn’t even get out the house

thisbenzingring,

the only harder text based adventure game of that era was Steven Kings’ The Mist. That game was fucked! I cannot tell you how many times my friend and I tried to survive the god dam grocery store!

FlyingSquid,
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Interesting. I had never heard about that game! I’m going to have to check it out now.

thisbenzingring,
FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks!

Simulation6,

There was another Adams game called something like Starship Titanic. That one went beyond challenging into absurd. It as my first rage quit game.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Close- Adams made two games for Infocom. This one and a ridiculously hard to the point of impossibility game called Bureaucracy.

Then he made Starship Titanic some years later for The Digital Village.

MajorHavoc, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...

You have:

No tea.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I love that ‘no tea’ was listed as one of the things included in the box.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d99e08bc-275f-4541-bca4-9551c308e8f5.png

Grabthar,

And the thing your aunt gave you that you don’t know what it is.

p03locke,
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One of the best and most useful items in the game.

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