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amio, do gaming w There are two types of games

What the fuck are you talking about, Jesse?!

draneceusrex, do gaming w There are two types of games

I swear I get irrationally annoyed at the term “parkour” in video games. It’s called platforming dammit!

glitchdx,

Not the same. Games with parkour make movement look good even if a games journalist is playing. Games with platforming respect the player’s right to fail and learn from failure to eventually make movement look good.

draneceusrex,

So wait, are you saying Super Mario Brothers is a menu game, and Assassin’s Creed was created just for journalists?

TWeaK, do gaming w There are two types of games

If this was true, Counter Strike surf maps would be both.

But really this whole concept is bullshit.

Mango, do gaming w There are two types of games

EVE online? Double menus.

EddyNottingham, do gaming w There are two types of games

Going through a bit of my library…

Elite: Dangerous - Menus Rocket League - Parkour Project Zomboid - Menus Stardew Valley - Menus Getting Over It - Parkour This War of Mine - Menus Outer Wilds - Parkour Stacklands - Menus

Omg it’s true!

hperrin, do gaming w There are two types of games

What about Progress Quest?

bhamlin,

Literally all menus.

hperrin,

Doesn’t a menu, by definition, have to have choices? If you can’t select or interact with anything in it, it’s just a list box.

bhamlin,

Making no choice is a choice in and of itself.

november, do gaming w There are two types of games

What about Tetris?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Parkour, but you’re a block.

sundray,

Is true, am square block :(

RampantParanoia2365, do gaming w There are two types of games

I don’t understand how the record fits in here.

snowsuit2654,
@snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That’s just left over from the original comic: www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1990/06/05

Feathercrown,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5320b836-b268-45c0-95a3-8b30dc928769.jpeg

(The original calvin and hobbes comic is about the dad explaining how a point on the outside edge of a record travels farther, but still completes the same number of rotations as an inner point)

Limonene, do gaming w There are two types of games

Imagine a first person shooter with no menus. You just start up the game, and you’re suddenly in a death match with some other random people. There is no customization for the type of death match. The setting and the weapon selection are randomly generated for you. At the end, you are shown a victory/defeat screen with no buttons. After 10 seconds, you join another match.

There is no pause button, no adjustment for mouse sensitivity, and no configuration for the screen resolution or graphics quality.

No menus. Definitely not a menu game.

The game also has no jump button, no stairs, and basically no Y axis at all. Definitely not a parkour game.

SpaceNoodle,

I guess you’re too young to have experienced Doom.

Limonene,

I’ve played Doom, Doom 2, and Doom 64. Their engines lack room-over-room architecture, but they do have a Y axis, and some parkour where you run from platform to platform (without jumping). They all have a menu.

thesporkeffect,

You have to navigate the menu of enemy players with your gun

H1jAcK, do gaming w There are two types of games

Path of Exile; menus, plus two other screens of third party menus

Ashelyn,

Rather than playing the game, I spend way more time looking at how lit the build is going to be in POB, and then even more wasting all my currency crafting gear to try and make it work.

Menus all the way… unless you’re doing Pillars of Arun, of course.

aeronmelon, do gaming w There are two types of games

World of Warcraft?

Classic = Menus, Current = Parkour.

TrousersMcPants,

Nah it’s still menus galore

Donkter, do gaming w There are two types of games

How is counterstrike menus and baldurs gate parkour. I must not be getting what they actually mean.

pelya,

The author implies that buying the right gun in CS is more important than aiming skills.

themoonisacheese,
@themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well it’s certainly not parkour

Voyajer,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

Surf and kz maps? KZ is actual parkour.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Watch Ropz

Ibaudia,
@Ibaudia@lemmy.world avatar

Usually in CS you move or click, but not at the same time. Apex is you click while jumping around.

I think this is the logic anyways.

all-knight-party,
@all-knight-party@kbin.run avatar

I think trying to take this meme seriously is a fool's errand lol

TWeaK,

The buy screens.

msage, do gaming w There are two types of games

What?

HubertManne, do games w Day 20 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots

sorta looks like he is grabbing the bottom of the blade

Viking_Hippie,

Better than grabbing the blade with his bottom, at least 🤷

CynicRaven,

I can see it looking like that, but I’m pretty sure it’s because BD-1, the little mini droid you run around with, is up on his shoulder obscuring part of the arm/hand area.

HubertManne,

oh. I think I thought the droid was the handle

funkless_eck, do gaming w There are two types of games

a jumping puzzle in any d2 raid really does hammer home that it’s menus more than parkour

Hazmatastic,

“Alright guys I’m back just give me a sec I’ll catch up-”

Hazmatastic has died.

“I’ll be back up in 30 seconds please I swear I got this please don’t kick me”

Sc00ter,

Just leave and rejoin. I’m at the check point

sundray,

“Damn you warlock jump!”

bhamlin,

Diablo 2 had jumping puzzles?

Sc00ter,

Destiny 2

ArmokGoB,

I was about to argue with you over that, but then I realized I’m the reason it’s menus.

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