Viking_Hippie

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Viking_Hippie,

We have cake and chocolate starfish

Can I have my cake sans anus, please?

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  • Viking_Hippie, (edited )

    I’m sensing the beginnings of a meme here…

    Speaking of Alpha Centauri sequels, have you considered Beyond Earth?

    Viking_Hippie, (edited )

    This and the Fable trailer was what I needed after the ghastly Dragon Age: Veil Fortnite announcement trailer!

    Viking_Hippie,

    In the end Larian is a subcontractor of Hasbro

    That’s not at all how it works, no. They have a licensing deal with Hasbro to be allowed to make a game with Hasbro’s IP. Hasbro didn’t hire them to make the game.

    who’s preparing their own ‘virtual tabletop’ for a while now.

    D&D Beyond is not a video game. It’s not even a toolset for a video game. There’s no clash there.

    I always suspected it’s not because they won’t, but they can’t due to the licensing issues

    This is probably still true, though: according to the release, you won’t be allowed to publish NSFW mods made in the toolset (because apparently that’s legally too close to Larian making D&D porn) even though you’ll still be allowed to do so NOT using the toolset like people have been doing for months.

    I’m guessing that not letting people make or change maps and quests is either the same thing or simply just a much bigger undertaking to make a toolset capable of right now 🤷

    Viking_Hippie,

    Why can’t you just set a standing order of “make unit x” or “make unit x while we have gas until we get to 50 of them”? That’s strategy. Having to tab back to a building and manually queue a couple of units every several seconds is just creating busywork for players

    I agree completely. Related: have you considered turn based strategy games?

    Viking_Hippie,

    Bethesda titles outside of Doom and Wolfenstein

    …wat

    Viking_Hippie,

    Probably because announcing it would require sharing the reason for it and thus lead to questions about why they and others are still ruining other games with Denuvo…

    Viking_Hippie, (edited )

    TIL!

    Edit to make next comment make sense again:

    I originally answered “definitely not the original ones!” ør something tø that effect, but found that it might be needlessly combative, so I changed it to just TIL 😁

    Viking_Hippie,

    what with them being significantly more popular than the earlier games

    Dude! The original ones were cultural touchstones in a market that wasn’t yet oversaturated. They literally invented and defined the whole genre!

    More people might be playing the new ones NOW, but the original ones were undoubtedly MUCH more popular in their time.

    Viking_Hippie,

    which is why most folks are probably not talking about the old games when they say they like wolfenstein and doom

    I wouldn’t be so sure about that, what with the “It runs Doom” meme and the fact that most people on Lemmy seem to be old fucks like me who played them when they originally came out 😄

    Viking_Hippie,

    I thought Virtual Boy Pro was what Ben Shapiro’s famously dry wife called him until he paid her to stop?

    Viking_Hippie,

    You’re right and I’m sorry for any confusion as I very much intended to blame the human silica packet for his sexual ineptitude and general repulsiveness lol

    Viking_Hippie,

    Then this is clearly the article for you!

    Viking_Hippie,

    Denuvo continuing to be to gaming what Monsanto was to farming. 🖕

    Viking_Hippie,

    Yes and no: they were bought by Bayer 5 years ago, so they don’t exist under that name anymore, but I don’t know how much of their worst bullshit they’re still doing under the new name.

    For example, I was unable to confirm or rule out whether they’re still doing the suicide crops and food DRM bullshit as Bayer or not…

    Viking_Hippie,

    I’m replaying Baldurs Gate 3 again. Now with even more mods, bringing my total of “nope, can’t possibly play without that one” into triple digits 😄

    Viking_Hippie,

    Not mods per se, but there’s walk-through guides living up to their name by walking you through every step of every puzzle. As someone who loves CRPGs but is absolutely awful at puzzles, they’ve saved me countless hours in BG3 alone, let alone game’s in general.

    An example search string would be “Baldurs Gate defiled temple puzzle”

    As for the barrels, I can’t find one about those specially, but the Fair Fire mod removes unavoidable fire damage fromsurfaces, so that might be of interest 🙂

    Viking_Hippie,

    This video was made possible by grants from the Ministry of Silly Walks and the Dadaist Society of Otter Reproduction.

    andrew, do games angielski
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    Viking_Hippie,

    Prediction: in the future it’ll be incapable of running games, will be a designated Twitter machine.

    Viking_Hippie,

    Ugh, I hate how extremely likely that is 😮‍💨

    Viking_Hippie, (edited )

    Is it Secretary of the Treasury Janet Yellen? World renowned celloist Yo Yo Ma? Former Liverpool FC left back Steve Harkness?

    Viking_Hippie, (edited )

    I get what you’re saying but FPS specifically are mostly played competitively, so a single player game in THAT specific genre in 2023 sounds like a very bad idea.

    Every other genre than FPS needs more games where you’re allowed to only play single player and use tons of mods if you want to without risking being locked out of playing, though.

    Fallout New Vegas, Baldurs Gate 3, Skyrim, The Outer Worlds and the older Bioware games are where it’s at for my favorite genre, to name a few examples.

    Edit: crossed out mistaken assumption

    Viking_Hippie,

    Fair enough, I’ll retract that part heh

    Viking_Hippie,

    Probably because 90% of Western gamers and 99.999% of humanity never heard about the Armored Core series in the first place?

    That’s the one about hard apples right? 😛

    Viking_Hippie,

    Hell yeah! Workers of the world unite! ✊️

    Viking_Hippie,

    First time I ever heard about Embracer and I hate them already 🤬

    Viking_Hippie,

    So basically Kingdom of Loathing is a Roguelite? Neat!

    Viking_Hippie,

    It’s actually still going strong! I started playing daily again a couple months ago after being away for years and it totally still holds up!

    Viking_Hippie,

    laying off 1,100 employees as a way to "modernize our organization and get even leaner

    Yeah because that’s what we want of the ones in charge of publishing, administering and providing support for some of the most played games in the world now and historically: leanness! The fewer people to take care of important things, the better! 🤦

    I know that he’s talking to investors rather than players, but come on! Also, there’s nothing “modern” about stupidly trying to increase profits via mass layoffs without expecting blowback and for quality to suffer. That’s some 1700s bullshit right there.

    Viking_Hippie,

    A literal interpretation of the title would imply that this is a game about something resembling a magical flying reptile using cheats and/or a game trainer.

    Viking_Hippie, (edited )

    Turns out that people WOULD download a car and megacorps are profiteering on that too 😮‍💨

    Viking_Hippie,

    I just wanna play a good offline story mode

    Me every time they shove mandatory online “features” into single player modes 🤬

    Viking_Hippie,

    Never played much GTAV (4 was the last good one as far as I’m concerned, at least so far) but yeah, I loved how RDR2 and RDR Online don’t force one into the other!

    Viking_Hippie,

    And Horizon: Forgotten West is finally coming to the PC i 2024 too! Looks like it’s gonna be the year of modded replays for me 😁

    Viking_Hippie,

    If you’re lucky, it’s going to be all 3 and your murder will happen AFTER you get laid!

    Viking_Hippie,

    Imagine having specific months every year where you prepare to break and then break (if not the letter then definitely the spirit of) antitrust laws and most people either don’t know or pretend that there’s nothing wrong with it 🤬

    Viking_Hippie,

    Yeah, it isn’t the logic of the timing I take issue with lol. Thanks for the reminder though 🙂

    Viking_Hippie,

    If we’re lucky.

    Viking_Hippie,

    You would think so, but for an industry where almost all of the work is location-agnostic, they sure love forcing people to work in offices and cubicles.

    Unity issue an apology on Twitter for "confusion and angst" over the runtime fee policy. (nitter.net) angielski

    We have heard you. We apologize for the confusion and angst the runtime fee policy we announced on Tuesday caused. We are listening, talking to our team members, community, customers, and partners, and will be making changes to the policy. We will share an update in a couple of days. Thank you for your honest and critical...

    Viking_Hippie,

    In the case of most of the companies affected by the changes, they literally signed up under a different agreement and then Unity changed the terms once they were pretty much locked in and couldn’t change to another engine without serious costs and/or difficulty.

    There’s literally no way indie devs are at fault here and yes, blaming them for being victims of corporate fuckery IS taking the side of the corporation fucking them.

    Viking_Hippie,

    I believe the founder and first queen of Carthage said that if we don’t learn to circumvent that, we deserve nothing more than we get. She went on to claim that nothing we have is truly ours.

    Is it just me or was that Phoenician quite a bit ahead of her time?

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