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Dvixen, do gaming w God I feel so bad for y'all
@Dvixen@lemmy.world avatar

So true. I’ve had to leave games/communities I absolutely love because of the male gamers that can’t act with a modicum of adult, and the majority of others won’t call them out on that behaviour.

Props to the communities that do welcome and treat us gals as fellow gamers.

BrikoX, do edc w My EDC currently. 3D printed pocket organizer and wallet that I made myself.
@BrikoX@lemmy.zip avatar

Is cat part of the package?

deadsenator,

Just the tail. It’s his lucky cattail.

RealFknNito, do gaming w Oh trust me. I know your frustration better than you do.
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

Furries when they’re forced to play as a human 99.99% of the time.

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

You’ve obviously never played FFXIV or been to Balmung and it shows

XiELEd,
@XiELEd@lemmy.world avatar

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GladiusB,
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Never heard of it xD

spacecowboy,

How’s it run on Steam Deck?

RealFknNito,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar
GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Touche!

Got_Bent, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...

This was an exceptionally difficult game from the very first scene. You were particularly hard pressed to even make it off earth if you hadn’t read the book.

After that, it didn’t necessarily coincide with the book, so you had to put yourself into a Douglas Adams mindset for the duration, and that was no easy task.

I think I may have gotten through roughly a third of it before moving on to other games.

Zork was the other game I never did particularly well with. I think I got a little further in it than hitchhikers though.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

There were at least five Zork games I can think of that were purely text (graphical ones came later): Zork, Zork II, Zork III, Beyond Zork and Zork Zero.

Got_Bent,

I had one two and three but don’t recall playing the latter two. By then I’d moved on to the greatest game released in the mid-eighties - Autoduel.

Then it was on to the original Bard’s Tale.

I played both of those to completion then figured out how to cheat on both by finding character stats with a sector editor.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

I got so frustrated getting killed over and over that I typed:


<span style="color:#323232;"> Fuck Ford
</span>

into the prompt. The game responded with:


<span style="color:#323232;"> This is a family entertainment game, not a video nasty.
</span>

Which is how I found out that was British slang for porn. graphic horror films, apparently.

otp,

British slang for porn.

I’m not sure if I’m missing something here…but what did you think “fuck” meant? Lol

isles,

but what did you think “fuck” meant?

Just about anything

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
otp,

The only English word that can be used as an infix…

It’s truly beauti-fucking-ful!

executivechimp,
@executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It’s absobloodylutely not the only one

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,

Unbe-cunting-lievable.

otp,

Can’t bebloodylieve I forgot bloody.

Wait, yes I can, I’m Canadian and we don’t use that.

Thanks for the correction!

kux,
@kux@kbin.social avatar

more likely he thought 'video nasty' was slang for porn (unless of course it was a joke)

otp,

Lmao yes, you’re absolutely right. That’s what I missed.

I still like my misinterpretation though, ahaha

havocpants,

Video nasty was slang for graphic horror movies, not porn. Not heard anyone say it since the 80s though.

AngryCommieKender,

Ahh, TIL. Thanks!

Whelks_chance,

I didn’t even get out the house

thisbenzingring,

the only harder text based adventure game of that era was Steven Kings’ The Mist. That game was fucked! I cannot tell you how many times my friend and I tried to survive the god dam grocery store!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Interesting. I had never heard about that game! I’m going to have to check it out now.

thisbenzingring,
FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks!

Simulation6,

There was another Adams game called something like Starship Titanic. That one went beyond challenging into absurd. It as my first rage quit game.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Close- Adams made two games for Infocom. This one and a ridiculously hard to the point of impossibility game called Bureaucracy.

Then he made Starship Titanic some years later for The Digital Village.

AgentGrimstone, do gaming w This is what 11 years of usage to to a mouse. RIP my baby, hello baby's brother (I bought it somewhere 2014 after I fell in love with the first one)

I wish my mouse would last 11 years. The scroll wheel is vital for me and I wear them down after 2-3.

UnrepententProcrastinator, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...

To answer the title question, how many sips left in my glass?

Kolanaki, do gaming w Only $1000? Pfft
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To be fair, GTA 5 is in a fictional version of LA, in a fictional California. California has state funded free medical insurance. Which is great for when you get shot in a drive-by or at school; just like the game!

GluWu, do gaming w Only $1000? Pfft

Just don’t have insurance. They come after you but after they get enough(~$1k) they’ll leave you alone. My current dentist charges a max of $1k to people who are out of pocket. I got all 4 of my wisdom teeth out with conscience sedation for $1k flat. I worked in IT/DB at a dentist for a few years and people were paying $2-3k for the same with insurance.

Appoxo,
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I paid probably a ¼ of that in Germany. If even.

The sedation was probably more expensive than the removal (for me)

SplashJackson, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...

There’s an app for android for playing these games that makes it look like you’re texting back and forth

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s neat!

MostlyxHarmless,

Can you share the app? Thanks!

SplashJackson,

Yep, it’s called Text Fiction and I set it up a couple years back before the pandemic specifically for this game. I just took a screenshot: https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/631082de-9e2d-4071-8058-d2c35e77817b.jpeg

XTornado,

Sad it says it’s not compatible on my Phone.

lyam23,

Same for my Pixel.

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah sadly looks like it’s not updated for newer versions of Android :/

Tenthrow, do gaming w This is me
@Tenthrow@lemmy.world avatar

Really hate that feeling the next day too after 2 hours of sleep.

Thekingoflorda, do gaming w This is me
@Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world avatar

gotta clean up this community, ignore this comment

xX_fnord_Xx, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...

The BBC released this in html5 for an anniversary, you may need to faff around with sky player if you don’t have a BBC license, though.

wired.co.uk/…/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy…

MonkderZweite, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...

Next galaxy is farther than needed.

roertel, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...

I couldn’t find this one, but if you’re interested in playing vintage games, Archive.org has a pretty good list. They also had a way to play some of these in-browser, but I can’t find it now.

Fizz, do games w Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes...
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

How did these text based games work? Could you really type any action and it would give a relevant response?

barsoap, (edited )

Try for yourself. Long story short: The devs would anticipate a lot of stuff you might try, and given that this is Douglas Adams the game can be quite snarky, but if not then you’ll see “I don’t know the word ‘foo’” or similar.

That particular game is notoriously hard and confusing and meant to be attempted several times before you’re able to get through it without triggering some dead-end in the beginning that will only become apparent in the end. It’s from another era. You might want to try Starship Titanic, also Douglas Adams, pretty much the pinnacle of text adventures (though it’s not a pure text adventure). All in all I’m just a tad too young to really have gotten into the genre, regarding point+click adventures I can recommend anything Terry Pratchett (multiple Discworld adventures) and pretty much anything Lucasarts, though the very early stuff (Maniac Mansion, Zak McKracken) is quite rough around the edges. All the LucasArts and Discworld stuff is supported by ScummVM, you only have to get your hands on the game files.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I wouldn’t call Starship Titanic a text adventure. It’s point-and-click overall with some text elements in terms of things like certain descriptions. Sort of like a more advanced version of a Sierra On-Line game.

barsoap, (edited )

Fair enough but it’s definitely giving you the “throw random stuff at the parser and have the game be snarky” experience. It’s from the point-and-click era, the tail end even, but does a throwback to introduce those elements again.

Definitely another experience than Fallout 4 reducing dialogue to “yeah, nah, question, bail”.

FlyingSquid,
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Not any action, but they had a pretty large vocabulary. There were some basic commands they all shared like LOOK and EAST and INVENTORY. They would tell you if they didn’t understand.

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