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WindyRebel, do gaming w This Sims 2 ad from 2002

TIL Brazzers has been in gaming advertising since at least 2002.

Telodzrum,

Video game ads used to be wild.

WindyRebel,

Oh, totally. I’m a child of the 80s and remember them fondly. I just thought it would be a funny comment.

Man, some of those ads were the epitome of sex sells!

loutr,
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

“John Romero’s about to make you his bitch. Suck it down.”

unreachable, do gaming w This Sims 2 ad from 2002
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

JOIN

tr0jance,

THIS

nexguy,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

… like… human centipede join?

funkless_eck,

no, like SQL

Zombiepirate,
@Zombiepirate@lemmy.world avatar

Inner or outer?

Skyline969,
@Skyline969@lemmy.ca avatar

Full.

lowleveldata,

Outer left join. Which I never know wtf is happening.

modifier,

Inner join?

Caligvla, do gaming w This Sims 2 ad from 2002
@Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The Sims used to be so edgy back then, I miss it.

bitsplease,

It also used to be good. Man what I would give for a non-mtxn riddled modern Sims

Norgur, do gaming w This Sims 2 ad from 2002

Join, punch, divorce
In that order, in quick succession

keefshape,

This is the way.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Join, scream, punch, “finish” , cry. Dated that. Fun but never again.

Endorkend, do gaming w This Sims 2 ad from 2002
@Endorkend@kbin.social avatar

At least loverslab mods make this a reality.

Sylver, do gaming w This Sims 2 ad from 2002

All those bottom ads are crazy, too.

“Age 23: (sleep?) your way through the phone book. Twice.”

“Age 40: have a midlife crises for your 40 year old with two 20’s (in a hot tub)”

Age 100 something about spending your time reading books. Like the Kama Sutra

Freeman,

Are you some sort of pixel oracle? I could not read that, even if my life depended on it.

shukufuku,

You merely adopted the pixels. I was born in it, molded by it.

HairHeel,
@HairHeel@programming.dev avatar

Given the year, this probably came from one of those “Playboy lite” men’s magazines that were popular at the time, like Maxim or FHM.

irmoz,

Age 17: Get lucky on the dancefloor and maybe in the bedroom.

Thavron,
@Thavron@lemmy.ca avatar

“Date” instead of sleep. Slightly tamer.

Thavron,
@Thavron@lemmy.ca avatar

Age 100: Spend your golden years reading books. Like the Kama Sutra.

harpuajim, do gaming w This Sims 2 ad from 2002

Fuck I loved the Sims 2

JoMiran, do gaming w This Sims 2 ad from 2002
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I dated a girl in college that would have selected “all of the above” except Divorce. Why not Divorce? Because one should never marry crazy.

finthechat, do gaming w This Sims 2 ad from 2002
@finthechat@kbin.social avatar

Delete gym and punch lawyer

Imgonnatrythis, do gaming w This Sims 2 ad from 2002

Betting they didn’t even code any of the buttons except join.

VonCesaw,

Ironically, that is the only option you cannot do in the Sims 2.

Screaming and Punching are both under the fight submenu, with Divorce being under its own.

Crying is fully autonomous, and they will do it for potentially the rest of their life.–

Shush,

So it’s like in real life!

lostme, do gaming w This Sims 2 ad from 2002

Options much like the ones in those mobile ads

Anonymousllama, do gaming w This Sims 2 ad from 2002

Back when you could actually have funny ads and not worry about people whinging about it online

lowleveldata, (edited )

Nah people still joke about cheating. They love those sexual drama so it’s fine.

Wanderer,

Society peaked.

Absolute foresight from the matrix to say 1999 was as good as it gets.

Send me back.

SchizoDenji,

Ehh not really. Social awareness like for example the LGBTQ+ movement gained a lot of support in past decade.

GeneralEmergency,

And here you are whinging.

seth, do gaming w This Sims 2 ad from 2002

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  • Krachsterben,

    It’s not exactly a new design.

    HairHeel,
    @HairHeel@programming.dev avatar

    Several couples have selected the “divorce” option and passed those lamps on in the intervening years. You’re next, bub.

    magmaus3, do gaming w Reached level 170 in royal match.
    @magmaus3@szmer.info avatar

    congrats

    Alby003,
    @Alby003@lemmings.world avatar

    Thank you

    alokir, do gaming w Reached level 170 in royal match.

    Ads are indeed getting smarter every day

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