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Maestro, do games w Microsoft Confirms Windows 11 Update Kills Star Wars Outlaws, Assassin's Creed Valhalla, and Other Ubisoft Games

Curious as to why this happens. My bet is on Ubisoft tampering in windows kernel space. Probably some copy protection or anti-cheat BS

RamblingPanda,

Yeah, probably. I’m ready to bash Microsoft, but when the opponent is Ubisoft I’m holding my horses. Ubisoft is cancer.

JackbyDev,

It was interesting learning about the insane shit firewalls and drivers did prior to vista.

Buddahriffic,

Even after, some of it is pretty crazy.

Like the driver for controlling one vendor’s LED lights had a generic PCI FW updater (or something similar) included that it exposed to user space. This meant a) changing the LED colours or parameters required a firmware update rather than the firmware handling input from the system to adjust colours without new code, and b) other software could use this and just change the bus id of the target to update other firmware willy nilly.

It also had to compete for bus time and sending a full firmware update takes more time than a few colour update parameters. Average case might be ok, but it would make worst case scenarios worse, like OS wants to page in from disk 1 while a game needs to read shader code from disk 2 that it needs to immediately send to the GPU but the led controller decides it’s time to switch to the next theme in the list oh and there’s some packets that just came in over the network and the audio buffer is getting low. GPU ends up missing a frame deadline for the display engine and your screen goes black for a second while it re-establishes the connection between GPU and monitor.

SupraMario,

Aren’t all of these SP games? The fuck they need anti-cheat for?

Passerby6497,

It’s probably kernel level anti-piracy shit, but same results.

syreus,

Ubisoft sells cosmetic stuff in their singleplayer games.

SupraMario,

Most of it gets cracked anyways though, but I guess lol shit reason for them but only explanation.

syreus,

They only need to make sure it’s difficult enough the average user can’t be bothered to figure out the workaround. I’m sure without looking they made a considerate sum from the neglected children market.

SupraMario,

That’s the truth, they wouldn’t do it if they didn’t make money off it.

yamanii,
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Only the ones that come with some ultimate edition, the store exclusive ones never do.

bilb,
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I was curious too, and… Avatar appears to have a co-op mode. Not really high stakes for cheating.

Brumefey,

You know the cosmetics things that you could unlock using cheat codes 20 years ago in single player games ? You now have to pay for it. And they bloat your OS kernel to ensure that you don’t get those valuables skins without actually paying for it.

SupraMario,

Lol yea long ass time ago, when crack engines where a thing or even console codes. The fuck…

Brumefey,

And a lot of the items were introduced on the initiative of developers without any coordination with Marketing team

catloaf,

Yeah, developers like to rely on undocumented or quirky behavior.

But then, Microsoft also likes to change code that may or may not behave like the documentation says it should.

lolcatnip,

Microsoft does a piss poor job of documenting things, so a certain level of reliance on undocumented behavior is hard to avoid.

That’s no excuse for games hacking the kernel, though.

surph_ninja,

I’d be real interested to see if the problem continues, once someone disables the TPM piece of Win 11.

rickyrigatoni, do games w FromSoftware Parent Kadokawa Confirms Sony’s Buyout Intent, but Insists ‘No Decision Has Been Made at This Time’

Why do such poorly managed companies keep getting the money to buy and ruin better companies.

stupidcasey, do games w FromSoftware Parent Kadokawa Confirms Sony’s Buyout Intent, but Insists ‘No Decision Has Been Made at This Time’

I am not Buying a $500-$1000 console for one game, I did that once for blood Born it’s old obsolete takes up space loud and just another machine requiring updates, I’ll just replay Elden Ring until I die.

FlashMobOfOne, do games w FromSoftware Parent Kadokawa Confirms Sony’s Buyout Intent, but Insists ‘No Decision Has Been Made at This Time’
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

UGGGGHHHH, please let it not happen.

Grunt4019,

It will be the end of an era if it happens.

BonerMan, do games w FromSoftware Parent Kadokawa Confirms Sony’s Buyout Intent, but Insists ‘No Decision Has Been Made at This Time’

Yeah and especially none from a cartel office, wich should be stopping this BS.

boaratio, do games w Disney Said to be Considering a Surprising Replacement for Bob Iger: EA CEO Andrew Wilson - IGN

Hahaha, I say do it.

harrys_balzac, do games w Disney Said to be Considering a Surprising Replacement for Bob Iger: EA CEO Andrew Wilson - IGN

Time to emulate one of Disneys greatest heros - Captain Jack Sparrow.

circuitfarmer, (edited ) do games w Disney Said to be Considering a Surprising Replacement for Bob Iger: EA CEO Andrew Wilson - IGN
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The corporate world absolutely idolizes the grift. Being able to “produce value” (=make more money while actually not producing anything more) is the only game left. Shareholders look at something like EA that releases the same old Madden year after year while making money hand over fist, and they fucking salivate.

Edit: and BTW, you know one giant group that grifts profit while producing nothing for the economy? Landlords.

SpaceBishop, (edited ) do games w Disney Said to be Considering a Surprising Replacement for Bob Iger: EA CEO Andrew Wilson - IGN

Yo, remember when Disney gave EA exclusivity to Star Wars licensing, and for the duration of that exclusivity contract they rebooted one classic online multi-player shooter and then made a sequel that was one of the worst received games of the year and set the record for the highest dislike ratio on YouTube prompting Google to remove the dislike counter?

Apparently the Disney board doesn’t. Maybe someone should remind them.

Not even any tie-in games for the sequel movies, just a DLC map.

brsrklf,

I remember the sense of Pride and Accomplishment everyone got from that game back then.

Artyom,

I believe Disney remembered the important part of the story; everyone still somehow managed to get rich at our expense.

beebarfbadger,

But EA clearly know how to rake in money with the yearly version of SportsGame 2021 2022 2023 2024. They are expected to make just as much cash by releasing the exact same movie every year. Who knows, maybe they’ll add microtransactions.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Disney removes your legal right to dislike things

JusticeForPorygon, do games w Disney Said to be Considering a Surprising Replacement for Bob Iger: EA CEO Andrew Wilson - IGN
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This went so well last time

JoMiran, do games w Disney Said to be Considering a Surprising Replacement for Bob Iger: EA CEO Andrew Wilson - IGN
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Asafum, do games w Disney Said to be Considering a Surprising Replacement for Bob Iger: EA CEO Andrew Wilson - IGN

Man it’s weird how things happen. I was literally just listening to Bo Burnhams “funny feeling” this morning and he has a line about “Robert (Bob) Igers face” and I thought hmm I actually don’t get that, I don’t know who he is. Then I open Lemmy and see this lol

erin, do games w Disney Said to be Considering a Surprising Replacement for Bob Iger: EA CEO Andrew Wilson - IGN
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next Disney movie will release the first 30 minutes at movie theater with the last hour and additional characters as DLCs.

JusticeForPorygon,
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You forgot to mention the DLC will only be available through paid “surprise mechanics” (lootboxes)

ryathal,

But think of your sense of accomplishment in getting the legendary ending.

Pronell,

The Aristocrats!

NOT_RICK, do games w Disney Said to be Considering a Surprising Replacement for Bob Iger: EA CEO Andrew Wilson - IGN
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

Corporate shitbag musical chairs is the worst game

Pronell, do games w Disney Said to be Considering a Surprising Replacement for Bob Iger: EA CEO Andrew Wilson - IGN

Fuck EA.

ElcaineVolta,
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yes, and disney

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