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Kolanaki, do gaming w What's going on over at dwarf fortress?
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Nah the best bug was cats dying of alcohol poisoning because they’d walk through the tavern, get booze spilled on them, and then lick it off themselves when cleaning. Since they weren’t programmed to drink booze directly, they had 0 tolerance for it and would easily die from it.

RichardDegenne,

Nonono, alcohol tolerance is a function of the creature’s weight, and it works perfectly.

The problem was the amount of alcohol that would get transferred on their paws when walking on spilled booze. If the alcohol was spilled from a mug, then the game would place the equivalent of a full mug of booze on each paw, which would then be ingested when the cat cleaned them.

Four full mugs of beer would be more than enough to waste anything the size of a cat.

random_character_a, do games w Don't mind me, just enjoying a perfect Wednesday evening
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Khajiit wants more heat. Crank up those graphics.

mech,

Sorry sis, all I can offer is Intel integrated.

Adderbox76, do gaming w What's going on over at dwarf fortress?

I always hear about Dwarf Fortress being the spiritual progenitor of Rimworld; “It walked so Rimworld could Run” kind of thing. But honestly everything I’m reading in the comments makes it sound even MORE fucked up than Rimworld (in the best kind of way).

Dagamant,

There was another bug where dwarfs would sometimes go blind after a fight. The problem was that they got blood in their eyes and had no way to get it out. This led to the addition of eyelids so they could blink away blood.

Starting with 2 cats would mean the extinction of local wildlife because they would breed and hunt everything until there are only cats.

Dwarf Fortress is so complicated that the bugs tend to be hilarious.

Then there is boatmurdered… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boatmurdered

MonkeMischief, (edited )

Those are hilarious examples!

EDIT: Okay clearly the cat alcohol story is already infamous and is recounted much better about a dozen times in this very thread. XD

Also don’t forget players discovering tons of dead cats, apparently from alcohol poisoning.

If I recall correctly, their fur absorbed liquids. The cats walked in booze. Each paw counted erroneously as a full mug of beer absorbed. When the cats cleaned themselves, they drunk themselves to death.

Game is absolutely bonkers wild and a gem of emergent mechanics.

winkerjadams,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI1UmlfP1Cg

Fredrick Knudsen video on boatmurdered if you would rather listen/watch

prole,

The simulation is more insane and deep, but the game itself isn’t as fun imo

tfw_no_toiletpaper, do games w What are some lower size games that work well on linux handhelds?

Absolum is a nice new roguelite / beat-em-up, played it in local co-op with a friend. Size was around 5 GB.

Katana314, do games w What are some lower size games that work well on linux handhelds?

Silly Poly Beast - 3 GB Another Crab’s Treasure - 7.7 GB

Rabbit and Steel - 376 MB, coop PVE game, plays a lot like FFXIV raids

heatermcteets, do games w What are some lower size games that work well on linux handhelds?

Haven’t seen Dead Cells mentioned. Love that game.

vaultdweller013, do gaming w What's going on over at dwarf fortress?

For anyone anyone who wants a good idea of how fucky Dwarf Fortress is go listen to the Jabroni Mike stream on Boatmurdered. I will spoil nothing.

Remember E stands for Elephant.

TootSweet,

I haven’t seen the one by Jabroni Mike, but Fredrik Knudsen has a good breakdown too.

vaultdweller013,

The Jabroni Mike one was done with Fredrik Knudsen like 4 years ago. Also if you want to watch Fredrick Knudsen do a Mage the Ascension game he does one with some of Bruva Alfabusas crew, also it’s on Bruva Alfabusas channel.

nailbar,

BlindiRL did one too, just recently:

youtu.be/CKI2V1pG1r0

OrdinaryDemiGuy, do games w Looking for games to watch Let's Plays of: Recommend me something!

Just look up the youtuber Mapocolops. You’re welcome.

mlg, do gaming w What's going on over at dwarf fortress?
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RizzRustbolt, do games w The Game Awards begins 11 hours from now. What are you looking forward to?

Todd Howard flayed alive on live televison.

Adulated_Aspersion, do games w What are some lower size games that work well on linux handhelds?

Vampire Survivor is ~600 Mb. Balatro is ~150 Mb. I will second Brotato.

SchwertImStein, (edited ) do games w What are some lower size games that work well on linux handhelds?

DREDGE

Also Skul the Hero Slayer

bitjunkie, do gaming w What's going on over at dwarf fortress?

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  • RightHandOfIkaros, do games w The Game Awards begins 11 hours from now. What are you looking forward to?

    The disappointment in my brother’s eyes when Half Life 3 isn’t announced…

    … and mine too :(

    TheTux,

    Fucking REAL.

    Like every other year until it or the next thing

    RightHandOfIkaros,

    Hopium administered

    TheTux,

    beep beep “WARNING: User DEAD, Imminent”

    RightHandOfIkaros,

    Truly, lol. He was disappointed because he thought the MegaMan reveal was talking about Gordon Freeman.

    TheTux,

    Ya, whole show was kind of a let down, TankRat, from the Beginning no less, was the only one that really cought my eye. Oh well, at least Expedition 33 got its due & EVERYTHING ELSE SOMEHOW.

    I really should play it already, if even the notoriously AAA subordinate Jeffy K. had to acknowledge those French people’s game so hard.

    Just a shame my rig isn’t up to the task. :(

    rtxn,

    Megaman hasn’t even done anything wrong (yet)… but we HATES IT!

    RightHandOfIkaros,

    It wasn’t MegaMan Legends, and therefore I do not care. Capcom can stay losing with my wallet.

    Saapas, do games w The Game Awards begins 11 hours from now. What are you looking forward to?

    Crowbcat compilation. Tbh I didn’t know they were still doing that Game Awards

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