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Lemminary, do games w Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading

I remember when Ubisoft was a logo I liked seeing on my gaming screen.

samus12345,
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Now it just looks like a flushing toilet.

TBi,

I can never unsee that now.

samus12345,
@samus12345@sh.itjust.works avatar
Tronn4,

I hear below the equator the logo spins in reverse

samus12345,
@samus12345@sh.itjust.works avatar

https://frinkiac.com/meme/S06E16/741890.jpg?b64lines=dG8gY29tYmF0IGhvbWVzaWNrbmVzcwp3ZSd2ZSBpbnN0YWxsZWQgQSBERVZJQ0UgVEhBVApNQUtFUyBUSEVNIFNXSVJMIFRIRQpDT1JSRUNUIEFNRVJJQ0FOIFdBWS4%3D

(Side note: this isn’t actually true - toilets swirl in a particular direction based on the design of the bowl and water jets, not whether or not they’re below the equator)

JackbyDev,

I saw what I imagine is a tourist attraction demonstrating that it’s “true” but you can definitely see them rotate their arm in opposite directions. They unplug a sink that that carry across the equator.

Tigeroovy,

Yeah, it was around the time when I was excited for the Assassin’s Creed games.

PalmTreeIsBestTree,

That logo quit being worthwhile seeing 15 years ago.

Lemminary,

Yeah… I didn’t say when that was. 👴

Lawnman23,

Far Cry 1 times.

Cricket, do games w Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading

Maybe the dog ate their homework?

zerofk, do games w Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading

Either way, he recommended that everyone “freak the fuck out for the next few days and speculate as much as possible until they announce something,”

Advice after my own heart. Freaking out and speculating are always the best move.

ieatpwns, do games w Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading

But how do the shareholders feel?

M0oP0o,
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Like they just licked a French doods ashtray.

nuko147, do games w Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading
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They should use prices of $200, 250, and 300 instead of the $70, 110, and 130 AAA reskinned games. That would work. /s

meisterah,

I like the way you think.

Charge the morons as much as they’re willing to pay!

mic_check_one_two,

They’ll sell games for 227, 375, and 510 UbiPoints^TM^. The UbiPoints^TM^ are only redeemable on their online shop, and are only purchasable in units of:

  • $10 for 50 UbiPoints^TM^
  • $50 for 275 UbiPoints^TM^. That’s 10% more UbiPoints^TM^ for free!)
  • $150 for 938 UbiPoints^TM^. That’s 25% more UbiPoints^TM^ for free! Our best deal ever!
nuko147,
@nuko147@lemmy.world avatar

Why not make it a Gatcha game too? You use points and you have a chance to win a good game with every use.

SuperSpruce,

No no, sell them for 376, 554, and 732 UbiPoints^TM^. Gotta buy that extra pack.

dbtng, do games w Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading
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The only games in my Steam library that I can’t play are Ubisoft.
Fuk Ubi. Forever. I would be happy if they went under.

mirshafie,

The Sands of Time series and Beyond Good and Evil are incredible, and they’re on gog. I’m thinking of getting them, but I have no desire whatsoever for anything that Ubisoft, EA or Activision makes.

meisterah,

Just emulate them.

kazerniel,
@kazerniel@lemmy.world avatar

The only Ubi game I play is Just Dance Now. Sadly I can’t think of a non-Ubi alternative to that gameplay :/

pinball_wizard,

The rabbit hole goes deep on this one.

I found it surreally hard to find new dance game - until I discovered that much of the player community had (I guess?) moved to an open source game engine called StepMania.

I play StepMania happily enough, now. It is nice how many different songs I can now add with community contributed step configurations.

bitwolf,

Oh awesome! It’s like Frets on Fire but for DDR

kazerniel,
@kazerniel@lemmy.world avatar

Hmm sadly that’s a very different gameplay to Just Dance, here’s an example. In JD they record dancers with motion capture, and you need to follow that choreography, while the game tracks your accuracy with a phone, console controller, or camera.

So it needs a bigger production team than FLOSS indies can probably manage :c

lechekaflan, (edited )
@lechekaflan@lemmy.world avatar

The Nestle of video games. Because just like the food empire it never got flagged by the EU for overreach.

Fmstrat,

Nintendo would like a word.

Harkronis, do games w While we eagerly await the second coming of Steam Machines, it's worth remembering what a gloriously awful mess Valve got itself in over a decade ago

And what Valve will get themselves in again if they do not price this right.

Consoles are essentially time-based luxuries because the hardware and technology can be obsolete within 1 - 2 years at a given. That's why consoles remodel themselves after awhile to extend their life.

Valve seems to want to give people an alternative to prebuilt machines on the market. But, if they can't price right where it'll make someone think "I can build a better PC than that" or "I can find a better prebuilt than that" then the Steam Machine was a waste of everyone's time and labor.

Should just stick to the Frame and Deck.

stoly, do games w While we eagerly await the second coming of Steam Machines, it's worth remembering what a gloriously awful mess Valve got itself in over a decade ago

Why is it necessary to go on the attack over a past attempt that didn’t work? That’s how innovation functions. Sometimes you hit the mark and sometimes you don’t, but everyone learns from the process.

barryamelton,

They get paid to spread FUD, lots of actors would prefer the current approach with Windows to continue, pcgamer included (just disable ublock and watch the advertisements they run, you will get an idea on why they don’t want a successful prebuilt).

Thank god one can see how it will work right now, just try to game in any desktop Linux, it works wonders.

A_Random_Idiot,

Cause if you dont give reality checks, you end up with shit like Theranos when idiots run wild with hype and hope, and fall to their knees with mouths wide open before even knowing WTF is going on or if it works.

krakenx,

Valve did such a good job learning from the original Steam boxes too. The controller was weird, but the best parts lived in in the Steam Deck and the new controller. The incompatibility issues with the original Steam OS showed how critical getting Proton right would be to the Steam ecosystem. Multiple hardware configurations for each SKU made it harder to verify compatibility, so now they have just 1 for each hardware type. A dedicated Steam Link box was kind of a waste, but now Steam Link works great on Android TV, Android phones, and on Steam itself. And then they built Remote Play Together on top of Steam Link, which is amazing.

Many other companies just abandoned their failures, but Valve took the time to analyze the “why” and salvage the good parts to them. No company is perfect, but kudos to them.

Squizzy,

Should I get a steam link? Not entirely sure of its purpose but those words look good

Blaiz0r,

No, you can do it with software now, even on a mobile phone, it’s just a small low powered machine that does Streaming

REDACTED,

Attack?

tonytins,
@tonytins@pawb.social avatar

The article is hardly attacking Valve. Just acknowledging how they got here with a bit of good nature ribbing. Nothing wrong with being able to laugh at ourselves.

Blaiz0r,

It worked for me, I didn’t buy a Steam Machine, but I bought a few Steam Controllers and have been gaming on Linux ever since.

Bennyboybumberchums, do games w Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading

All you had to do was make good and fun games. How do you fuck THAT up??? Especially when you were already doing it.

And not to mention…

“Hey guys, what can we make that people really want?”

“I hear people all the time over the last decade asking for a new Splinter Cell game.”

“Yeah, ok, Brad. We’ll call that plan B… Every year with this asshole. Does anyone have any REAL ideas???”

Because fuck gamers, right, Ubi? Expedition 33 showed the world what current games makers can do when pricks in suits arent around to muddy the waters. The quicker UBI folds, and all that talent leaves to make something that they actually want to make the better.

BlameTheAntifa,

They are also hellbent on infecting everything they touch with Denuvo malware. I haven’t bought anything of theirs in years for that reason alone.

Krudler, (edited )

I have a lifetime boycott of all things Ubisoft for this very reason. I bought game after game after game from the late 90’s until early 2000’s. 100% of them were legal purchases and with the CD in the drive… "please insert CD " error

Then I became the lead developer for gameloft.com and saw how completely incompetent the French leadership of the company is. Absolute morons to the highest levels.

Never another penny shall be conveyed to Ubi from my holdings.

edit: You wanna know what I’m talking about? Ok. They import the director from France. He does not speak English, he does not speak Quebecois, which is very different than Parisian French. He has no knowledge of the games industry whatsoever, but is a cherished family friend. He cannot communicate with anybody in written or verbal ways. He shows up for work at 10am and takes 2 hour coffee with other “leadership” and then lunch. Then he comes back from a 2 hour lunch, and him and come C-Level turnip laugh at his Billy Bass for 30 minutes. I am not making any of this up. This man installs a friend he met into the position of Executive Producer. The man’s previous experience was managing an Esso gas station. No embellishment. So I’m the Sr dev and I’m the fucking acting director, account manager, game designer, executive producer, producer, technical producer, project manager, director of production, developer, creative director, QA lead, every god damned thing just to get some corny-ass games produced.

edit2: Laughing at a Billy Bass. A Billy. Bass. Singing. Fish. Laughing at it uproariously.

bitwolf,

Oh wow you anger much less easily.

I started boycotting when they started forcing uPlay even in Steam games.

A_Random_Idiot,

All you had to do was make good and fun games. How do you fuck THAT up???

By treating their paying customers like worthless trash/criminals/scum/pirates/etc. Which is what Ubisoft has spent the past 10 years doing.

brucethemoose,

To be fair, they are too big.

They just have too many employees and costs. The way they’re organized, they’re stuck with gigantic budget, milquetoast, broad appeal games just to attempt sales they need to break even, with all the inefficiency that comes at that team size… unless they fire a ton of people and split up the rest.


My observation over the past decade is that “medium size” is the game dev sweet spot. Think Coffee Stain, Obsidian, and so on.

carlossurf,

Nah fuck that if they make a new splinter cell game it would end up being open world with a cosmetic store

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

“We’ve finally decided to listen to fans. We’re releasing a new Splinter Cell…animated show!”

Bennyboybumberchums,

Or “We’ve finally decided to listen to fans. We’re releasing a new Splinter Cell…addon for an always online single player game that no one likes…"

Fans: “We get to play as Sam Fisher again? Awesome!”

UBI:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fd02cbca-5a95-4aa1-94e7-421fb8a6c6f8.gif

omarfw,

Not only that but E33 showed people what ex-ubisoft devs could do when you actually let them be creative.

FarceOfWill, do games w Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading

A lot of very confused people here who think an earnings delay means ubi havent made much money. Cant say if they have or not, but if they havent thats still not a reason for this kind of delay

MolochAlter,

It’s not that, it’s the trade halt that points to something major (and bad for them) happening.

Alaknar,

They haven’t been doing too well recently. The trade halt is because they’re afraid that everybody would read the halting of the report as admission they’re barely afloat and start dumping shares, killing the company.

FarceOfWill,

Right, If the truth is theyre barely afloat theyre not going to change anything by delaying the report. The time its reporting has passed.

Alaknar,

Which is what leads me to believe that they caught an error in the report and needed to re-print it. Halting it now wouldn’t change anything financially.

pinball_wizard,

If the truth is theyre barely afloat theyre not going to change anything by delaying the report.

Sure. Long term.

But I can’t help but wonder how much a motivated executive could embezzle using some additional time…

ShinkanTrain, do games w Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading
Lootboblin,
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e-sports washing

Credibly_Human,

Its not sports anymore. Its just media washing.

Comedy, games, whatever they can get their blood soaked hands on.

ABetterTomorrow, do games w Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading

I don’t think video game companies should have gotten this big and/or complex……

Potatar,

Professional (as in they earn money, not skill level) Xers fuck everything up. (here, X is an arbitrary verb or a brand name)

My anecdotes: Youtube was good before professional youtubers became a thing (systemic problem, people are not the issue but the environment which breeds them), now it’s attention economy and or one topic discussed for 50 minutes (a video explaining the same topic with the same intensity from 10 years ago is 2 minutes long)

Gamers were problematic but harmless, professional gamers caused betting pandemic (sponsored content).

Streamers were funny, professional streamers are sexy/deadly-sells-to-children.

I liked it when people were sharing stuff online because they were bored, and not because they were hungry.

ABetterTomorrow,

The last line you said is top notch and sums it up well.

meisterah,

I’m noticing it happens with all companies.

They start out small and can’t afford to pay businesspeople to figure out how to fuck over their customers as hard as possible.

Then, after the company is successful thanks to the hard work of the workers, the business-school people start applying in droves to make sure every company operates like gas stations across the street from each other.

It results in companies making decisions like having higher budgets for advertising than what they spend on actually making a product, because the data says it will make them more money and stupid customers keep reinforcing it.

Nothing will meaningfully improve until our culture stops valuing people based on their wealth. I have no hope for that to happen in my lifetime.

kepix, do games w While we eagerly await the second coming of Steam Machines, it's worth remembering what a gloriously awful mess Valve got itself in over a decade ago

lookin at the gpu stats, this is also a mess

saboteur, do games w Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading

Wait what? They just released Anno 117 and it is great! (Seems to be selling nicely too)…

SleeplessCityLights,

What are the user reviews like? Reviews by the media for games made by these mega studios are paid for, so I disregard those.

saboteur,

My short review as I’ve been playing campaign for 8h so far: If you liked Anno 1800, no need to hesitate, game is super fun and more polished than 1800 was at launch 😍

SleeplessCityLights,

Someone said that coop is not in the game as advertised on Steam and they were going to add it at a later day. Is that true?

saboteur,

That’s a good question, but for me Anno (even before 117) has been a very single player focused experience, so I don’t know the answer. Maybe someone else can chip in there

mohab, do games w Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading

Wait, I thought they won the battle against evil, or whatever that fuckhead Assassin’s Creed dude said the other day 😂

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