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Zeth0s, w The developer of Vampire Survivors reiterates that ‘visually simplistic third-person solo games without elaborate narratives will remain the cornerstone of our company’, Prior to the upcoming update.

I guess you can call him by name, instead of as a company. He is for sure the guy you’d enjoy having some beer with.

I am italian, and the italian inside jokes in that game are hilarious.

Suor clerici and la borra is the most childish, stupid fun ever

Lemmyvisitor,

what does that mean?

Zeth0s, (edited )

It’s a reference to this video youtu.be/8DtindO-698?feature=shared

It was an old lady replying to a telequiz in the main public tv channel (imagine as the bbc for Italy). The show was one of the most popular among boomers. The question was “it’s foamy but it is not soap”. The old lady replied with “la borra” that is like italian for cum, but not exactly. You can hear someone laughing behind. Probably there was a group of younger people suggesting the Italian for cum as a prank, but the old lady repeated it wrongly because she didn’t know the word. Or she was mispronouncing the actual answer (“beer” birra in Italian). Anyway, the anchor woman, whose surname is clerici and who is known to be very polite (almost a nun, i.e. soura in italian), kept repeating “la borra” live on the main public channel.

It’s a cult moment of Italian tv

Lemmyvisitor,

that’s hilarious, thanks for the explanation. I’m sure I’ll nail Italian TV trivia now

BruceTwarzen,

I looked into the guy and he seems like a riot. Not even picking up the award he won will never not be funny.
Also, the games lack of story is pretty funny, considering the game is getting a netflix show where the tagline was something like: as we all know, the most important thing about vampire survivor is the rich story.

adept, w Game prices are too low, says Capcom exec

Quality can only increase. If people have to think twice about buying games and don’t preorder every half- finished game

Rand0mA,

Ah. The old preorder my bullshit game before you realise we stopped putting effort into it to finish the fucking thing scam.

amio, w Starfield Paid DLSS Mod Creator Hits Back at Pirates, Threatens to Add 'Hidden Mines' in Future Mods

So someone will take his mods and make actual pirate versions of them. If he's trying to Streisand it, couldn't have done a better job. I don't see it being very profitable, though...

bouh, w Game prices are too low, says Capcom exec

It’s funny how it’s “the game’s are not expensive enough” and not “we don’t know how to manage our or money” or “our profit are too high”. Fuck those capitalists.

Oh the stupid shit head “games are 100 times more expensive to make now” but you sell thousands times more and there no physical media anymore is irrelevant I guess… Assholes…

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

If they weren’t profitable at the current price they wouldn’t be charging the current price.

mindbleach,

And “budgets keep going up!”

Whose fault is that, guys? Were those numbers placed on you by a witch’s curse? No. You spent $100M on one game, it made $300M, so you spend $200M on the next game. Games didn’t get twice as hard to make, between those decisions. They didn’t require twice as many people or twice as much time. You’re just treating them like a factory where more capital in means more revenue out.

The original Doom was made in nine months by a team that fits in an elevator. Yeah, it’s simpler than modern games, but they had to make the nearly-unprecedented engine and all their own tools as they went. It’s not like anything’s harder, now. People have basically recreated that seminal title as solo one-week game jam projects. A modern handful of professional computer nerds can pick from a handful of modern high-end toolchains and start banging out content, today.

If the market for video games only supported six-digit budgets - there would still be video games. Big ones, fancy ones, creative ones, whatever. Would they be the spectacles that currently get advertised to death? Nope. But they also wouldn’t produce as many unstable bug-fests as those sprawling mega-projects. Nor would they be announced in 1999, previewed in 2006, delayed in 2017, and launched to middling reviews in 2025.

Studios that aren’t injected with obscene capital and forced to deliver “AAA” money-trees tend to shoot their shot and move on to the next game. That’s how they survived and grew as plucky little private affairs, before some publishers swallowed them whole and turned them into a sequel factory for their breakout hit.

If your games cost too much money to fail, stop giving them more money.

BudgetBandit, w Resident Evil 4 Remake Will Cost $60 On iPhone

So basically Apple makes it so you can play the same game on iOS, iPad OS and MacOS, one purchase for $60, play with whatever you want.

I mean, $60 for a phone game is hard, but for a PC game it’s normal.

Too bad it’s a remake, but I can see where they are going: become the new standard for mobile gaming, get the hardcore gamers.

520,

It's a remake, sure, but it's a fucking good remake. Whether or not you played or have the original, this is worth picking up.

baatliwala, w Game prices are too low, says Capcom exec

As long as my country gets regional pricing I don’t care, raise them in the US all you want they have plenty of money.

madcaesar,

Right, we’re all millionaires over here. Yup, not living paycheck to paycheck at all! No sir!

baatliwala,

And the fun part is, you’ve still had a decades long lifestyle of having low prices by exploiting weak labour laws in poor countries! And if they raise prices by using your local labour you’ll still cry capitalism. Isn’t it fun?

metaStatic, w Resident Evil 4 Remake Will Cost $60 On iPhone

Hahaha. Oh wait you're serious? Let me laugh even harder.

Macaroni_ninja, (edited ) w Resident Evil 4 Remake Will Cost $60 On iPhone
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

Why does nobody question the price tag in general? 60 USD for a remake, sounds outrageous, no matter what platform.

By the way you can buy the game for almost half price on other platforms in digital and physical form as well. They are just taking the piss.

MomoTimeToDie,

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  • SSUPII,

    But it does, especially since mobile OSes app stores will refuse to install apps barely 2 years old unless babysit via updates.

    MomoTimeToDie,

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  • SSUPII,

    Doesn’t matter. In a few years what will be considered modern will no longer run this game unless the game is updated to just say “yup the game works here too”

    Mobile OSes make breaking the knees of legacy support a sport they are champions at

    520,

    Why does nobody question the price tag in general? 60 USD for a remake, sounds outrageous, no matter what platform.

    Would you expect a discount on a Disney live action remake because it was based on one of their older films?

    Macaroni_ninja,
    @Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

    Would you pay 60 USD for a new streaming service HD version if the Blue ray is available for 30 USD?

    520,

    Depends. Do you have a Blu-ray player?

    Macaroni_ninja,
    @Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

    Lets say I’m an average movie enjoyer and I either have a dedicated player or game console with Blue ray capabilities.

    Also for streaming in this analog you require an expensive dedicated device.

    520,

    While we're at it, let's remember that this version allows for portable play that can also be plugged into a TV with nothing more than a cable and Bluetooth controller. Or if you really want to play on a PC setup and have a Mac (hint: if you're in the market for an iPhone 15 Pro, it's likely that you do) you can switch to that at no extra cost.

    You may not pay an extra $30 for that, but plenty of people would consider that reasonable.

    GeekFTW,
    @GeekFTW@kbin.social avatar

    I'd expect a discount on a Disney live action remake because they're horseshit, but that point doesn't answer your question lol.

    Chozo,

    Why does nobody question the price tag in general? 60 USD for a remake, sounds outrageous, no matter what platform.

    Because it's a remake. Meaning, it's been re-made. Not remastered. Not reusing assets. Built from scratch. That costs money. If anything, it cost Capcom even more money than the original did, so it's actually impressive that it costs the same now as it did when the original came out.

    And porting it to Apple's platforms costs even more money, on top of all that.

    By the way you can buy the game for almost half price on other platforms in digital and physical form as well. They are just taking the piss.

    Fat lot of good that does for the people who don't own those platforms.

    notaviking, w The Talos Principle 2 - The Talos Principle 2 is launching on November 2

    I loved Talos principal, can’t believe after all these years we are getting a second one

    SturgiesYrFase,
    @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

    Super stoked

    XTornado, w VR still makes 40-70% of players want to throw up, and that's a huge problem for the companies behind it

    Does anybody know if it’s the same cause as when on a car? Like I have yet to get into buying VR but I never get nausea on a car looking at phone inside/outside doesn’t matter. Just trying to see if I might be affected.

    Pavidus, w Game prices are too low, says Capcom exec

    You know what, I’ll bite. For this to work though, let’s agree on two things. First, the game they’re selling shouldn’t be a hot pile of garbage on day one. Second, I don’t want to even catch a whiff of microtransactions or subscription based models. If we can nail those down, I would be fine with a price increase. As it stands, the sticker price is just the cost of entry in the vast majority of games. They are still bringing in cash well after the initial purchase.

    Blizzard, w The Talos Principle 2 | Release Date Trailer | Available November 2 | PC | PS5 | XSX/S

    So what is it exactly? Looks like a beautiful, open world Portal-concept game.

    notfromhere, w The Talos Principle 2 | Release Date Trailer | Available November 2 | PC | PS5 | XSX/S

    I hope they have a VR version like the first one. Playing it in VR is a whole different experience.

    Ghyste, w Has Unity repaired the damage done by its Runtime Fee plans?

    No.

    mint, w Resident Evil 4 Remake Will Cost $60 On iPhone

    This is being reposted everywhere as news but is super misleading. The $60 price tag gets you the universal app, meaning one purchase lets you play the game on iPhone, iPad, and Mac. It’s still a full game just like the Steam version, and if you look at Resident Evil Village, it will surprisingly run super well on M-series Macs.

    The distaste comes from mobile apps rarely being over $10, but if you think of it as bonus mobile access alongside a fully fledged macOS game, suddenly nothing is wrong here.

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  • KirbyProton,

    You only had 1 downvote…!

    verysoft,

    Yeah but that is super offensive!! Seriously, state your opinion and stop caring about votes.

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