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mindbleach, do games w Nintendo will update F-Zero 99 with more courses very soon

Wait, they rehashed a Super Nintendo game from thirty years ago, and didn’t even launch with all of its dozen levels? The original weighed less than a megabyte! Opening day should’ve been every track from all two of the 2D F-Zero games Nintendo ever made.

DarkThoughts,

Yeah but it's a 99 racer BATTLE ROYALE! Total innovation! Buy our online subscription!

Or just emulate all the original installments of the franchise that they killed 20 years ago for free.

mindbleach,

Weirdly, I have to defend against the idea they killed F-Zero. They did exactly what they intended with it, from the get-go: they showed off new hardware with a previously-impossible sense of speed. Once for SNES planecasting, once for N64 z-buffering, once for GBA planecasting, and once for Gamecube fillrate.

Every other F-Zero game is third-party.

Nintendo is a toy company. If a product is not novel, they are not interested. That’s why every Mario Kart has some stupid gimmick. Even in the first one, splitscreen multiplayer was the stupid gimmick. They shipped F-Zero and realized the SNES had a second controller… but no two-player games. Shrinking the courses to a static tilemap required smaller scale and lower speed, hence tiny karts. Really take a moment to consider that: even by 1992, F-Zero was not fit for purpose. It no longer achieved what Nintendo makes games for. Doing it again would not be impressive. Doing it again would not be novel. And the fact it’s easy to cram endless bullshit into Mario Kart is why that franchise keeps getting releases, while F-Zero collected dust - until they picked this online clusterfuck gimmick.

But the fact this retro game-as-a-service (ptoo!) couldn’t be arsed to include even one game’s whole level set, when each track must take less space than this comment, is baffling.

DarkThoughts,

You defend Nintendo's reasoning, I defend the consumer that doesn't buy them for them being some weird tech demo for their underperforming hardware.

MentalEdge, (edited ) do games w Final Fantasy 7: Ever Crisis turns Square Enix's best into an avalanche of money-grabbing tactics
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I weep for all the talented people working under squenix. They seem determined to squeeze blood from a rock, shattering it into a thousand tiny shards, few of which are worth paying for anymore.

mindbleach, do games w Final Fantasy 7: Ever Crisis turns Square Enix's best into an avalanche of money-grabbing tactics

Only legislation will fix this.

stopthatgirl7, (edited ) do games w Final Fantasy 7: Ever Crisis turns Square Enix's best into an avalanche of money-grabbing tactics
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I tried playing it because a friend recommended it, and I barely lasted 3 days with it. It is a complete waste of time - you don’t even play it; it plays itself. The games are a Cliff’s Notes version of the original games. I got to it telling me I had to pay to upgrade my weapons past level 30, and I was done.

Bilbo,

If I so much as see a daily reward or a separate currency or an in game store, it gets uninstalled. Those things are guarantees that it sucks.

sadreality, do games w Baldur's Gate 3 developer says pull your PS5 offline to fix sudden crash issue

You pay for PSN to be able to play this thing online... PSN does not work.

What are people paying for?

Also, release the physical copy assholes... You did it in Japan, why is US consumer getting treated like second class gamer?

Blizzard,

What do you need the physical copy for? You will have to download patches anyway.

sadreality,

There are millions of reasons, such as people in rural areas with bad internet can't download large game, none of which matter since I am paying customer lol

I guess if I am alone then fine but I am pretty sure many others wants physical copies of games.

Blizzard,

Oh, ok. I thought you were preparing some kind of internet down / zombie apocalypse scenario. But patches can be big too (I think? Haven’t even paid attention to that for some time).

UrPartnerInCrime,
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If someone I’d going to spend the money on a ps5, games, and whatnot, they can afford to buy a cheap external disc player sorry

sadreality,

Weird flex, boy, but ok

null,

How do I trade in my digital copy? Or loan it to a friend?

Blizzard,

Ok. I don’t do any of that.

PapaStevesy,

You’re not the only consumer and they don’t all behave like you. Welcome to society!

Blizzard,

I wrote “ok”, didn’t I?

NeuralDissimilarity,

“OK” may not be the concession that you appear to think it is. Perhaps you meant “oh, I see,” but clearly it is being interpreted as “okayyy, what-everrrrr.”

PapaStevesy,

Yeah, you wrote it, but did you mean it? Not from my interpretation.

Corkyskog,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m okay with the PSN being down from time to time, nothing is perfect… but WHAT? you can play BG3 offline, but you cant buy it offline? now I am more pissed they won’t sell a disc.

UrPartnerInCrime,
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Quacksalber,

Also, release the physical copy assholes… You did it in Japan, why is US consumer getting treated like second class gamer?

Japanese people by and large demand physical media. In the US, developers have figured that they don’t lose a meaningful amount of money by only providing digital downloads. The typical US customer doesn’t care enough.

brihuang95, do games w Spider-Man 2 will let you bump into the other Spider-Man
@brihuang95@sopuli.xyz avatar

You can bump into the other characters in GTA V as well right?

shizomou,

10 years and I’m just learning this?

Mr_Buscemi,
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Yeah lol. I think Trevor will sucker punch you if you run into him.

DharkStare, do games w Leaked Bethesda roadmap reveals unannounced releases including Dishonored 3

I’m really happy to hear about Dishonored 3. It’s one of my favorite series and I replay it regularly.

Broken_Monitor, do games w Final Fantasy 7: Ever Crisis turns Square Enix's best into an avalanche of money-grabbing tactics

Unsurprising. They already split remake up to milk more money out of long time fans, and now they’re doubling down on the mobile market. I remember long wishing for a remake and now I want my wish back. DAMN YOU MONKEY’S PAW!!!

ButtholeSpiders,
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Can I borrow your monkey’s paw? I want to wish for this timeline to be over.

stephen01king,

It turns out this is the only timeline and your wish just ends up destroying the universe.

MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@kbin.social avatar

Ah well, it was fun while it lasted.

ButtholeSpiders,
@ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website avatar

I’m okay with that, and I would imagine most of humanity would be too.

klingelstreich, do games w New Xbox controller with swappable battery spotted in huge Microsoft leak
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I love that the controller is using aa batteries that I can charge and swap at low cost and use for other devices.

SpaceNoodle, do games w Spider-Man 2 will let you bump into the other Spider-Man

If they don’t do the Spider-Man pointing meme, I’m boycotting the game

Koen967,

They did that one already in the first game in a side quest iirc.

SpaceNoodle,

Aw shit

nanoUFO, (edited ) do games w Leaked Bethesda roadmap reveals unannounced releases including Dishonored 3
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Is Arkane going to start making good games again? After Colantonio stepped down and everything after Prey I’m going to say that’s gonna be a no. Will love to be proven wrong.

Sethayy,

Gotta agree, without even realizing he stepped down I’ve tried every post-prey game and they just can’t keep my interest tbh

Ramenator, do games w Final Fantasy 7: Ever Crisis turns Square Enix's best into an avalanche of money-grabbing tactics

Great, they put every single thing from the playbook of shitty mobile games in there

Sanctus, do games w Spider-Man 2 will let you bump into the other Spider-Man
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It’d be pretty cool co-op too.

simple, do games w Leaked Bethesda roadmap reveals unannounced releases including Dishonored 3

I’m more interested in a Fallout 3 remaster. I miss that game. Tunnel snakes rule!

woelkchen,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

I miss that game.

Why? The game has not disappeared. You can just buy it. …steampowered.com/…/Fallout_3_Game_of_the_Year_Ed…

simple,

Many people have warned me that the game has issues on modern systems and crashes. Besides, I would really love a remaster that improves some aspects of the game. The gunplay really hasn’t aged well.

Paranomaly,
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I typically am not a huge fan of unnecessary remakes, but 3 could use some help. The scars from GFWL can make it a pain to get running alone.

woelkchen,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

According to Steam Fallout 3 GOTY does not use GFWL.

_haha_oh_wow_, do gaming w $70 Mortal Kombat 1 Switch version called "robbery" as graphical comparisons flood the internet
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Haven’t really touched my Switch since I bought a Steam Deck: Superior in every way.

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