Lost_My_Mind

@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world

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Lost_My_Mind,

I just went on a rabbit hole of wikipedia. This would be a huge buy of MANY IPs.

You know what would be cool? If all those (job name) simulator games could all be joined. angielski

So I’m playing Supermarket simulator. And if you notice TCG Simulator looks VERY similar. That’s because it uses the same assets. It looks like it’s actually the same shop location, on the same street. But in one game, it’s a supermarket, and in another game, it’s a card game similator....

Lost_My_Mind,

…omg that sounds AMAZING!!! I haven’t even played any of those games. But like, your friend playing trucking simulator, and you play farming simulator. You grow corn. He trucks it.

Lost_My_Mind,

Steam just apperently cut off support for windows 7. I better still be able to launch the games I paid for. At least offline. I haven’t tried yet. I only bought a few games.

Lost_My_Mind,

It could still let me launch programs I already paid for. I bought Warcraft 2 from Epic Games. I can still launch it.

There’s zero reason why I shouldn’t be able to launch a game to play offline.

Lost_My_Mind,

Stop! Please! I can only get SO erect!

Lost_My_Mind,

steals your game save

Oh, irony!

Lost_My_Mind,

As someone who’s never paid attention to the word count, how long would that take to write, edit, and submit?

Lost_My_Mind,

Great contribution to the conversation. It’s short. It’s direct. It leaves a huge amount of confusion what you’re even saying. Are you saying the industry doesn’t underpay? Are you saying the writers don’t prop up the industry? Who’s to say? Certainly not you! Because you didn’t say…

Lost_My_Mind,

I’d accept the job, and then write the WORST assballs articles about how Mario isn’t trying to save the princess. He’s hunting her down to get more mushrooms. She’s not being kidnapped. She’s spending quality time with her husband. She’s not a princess. She works at a white castle. Which back in the 80s, still had some of the old royal castle buildings in use.

And Luigi isn’t his frightened little brother who won’t go on adventures because he’s scared. He’s just some guy who cleans and flips houses.

And Princess isn’t surrounded by her toads loyal servicemen. Those are dildos. Yes, ALL of them.

And then when they reject my work, I’d be like “Oh…then you are NOT going to like my article of pacman taking drugs and being racist…”

Lost_My_Mind,

the only person on the planet that believes influencers as far as I can throw them.

This phrase doesn’t work though. Unless you’re some body builder type, and can throw them really really far.

But even that doesn’t make sense either. Because if you said

“I only trust this guy 18 feet…”

the other person would say

“…18 feet? What? What does THAT mean???”

And you would say “What??? You think you can throw a man 19 feet??? Ok. Go grab him. Go. Go grab that man, and throw him 19 feet. Show me.”

At about this time I think they would just call the cops, assuming you have mental problems, and violent tendancies.

Which to be fair…yeah. You’re over here talking about how far you can pick another man up against their will, and how far you can throw them.

Although, how have we never made that an olympic event? You get a bunch of fat guys in a bar, and some body builder muscleheads, and see who wins. If the fat guy can escape, his time to escape is measured. Fastest fat guy gets the medal. Or, if he gets thrown, farthest throw distance wins the medal.

I’d watch that.

Lost_My_Mind,

Ok…4 hours of sleep a night is officially not enough. I’ve been awake for about 2 hours now, and read that as

Grandma sued for shutting down her crew.

Lost_My_Mind,

Cries in MMOs from 20 years ago.

Lost_My_Mind,

“You’re gonna hate the way it feels. I guarantee it.”

Lost_My_Mind,

Buddy…government doesn’t give a shit about video games. They got wars to start. People to exploit.

Lost_My_Mind,

I shall buy it for $1.

Ok. Everybody good? I got all the IPs? Ok. Now I release GTA6.

SHOULDA CHECKED THE CONTRACT, SUCKA!!! SHARK CARDS FOR EVERYBODY!!!

Lost_My_Mind,

Oh, fuuuuck off. My sd card reader stops working, so therefore I stop playing switch, and buying games, and you’re saying Nintendo sales dropped 31%???

Fuck off. I don’t have a game buying problem…

Lost_My_Mind,

How does this not have more upvotes??? Go talk stardew, people! And name your animals BORT!!!

Lost_My_Mind,

We’re all just here for George. Move over Evelyn! Make room for the rest of us! When do we get a mod to marrry George??? I mean…Evelyn can watch…but George is MINE!!! 1.5k users all agree! George is the best!

Psshhhhh, nobody wants Abigail or Hailey! It’s all about GEORGEY-POO!!!

Lost_My_Mind,

Bort is a good name. Strong name. Good strong name. Many parents name their son “Bort”. You may have issue finding vanity liscense plates for your pig named Bort.

But that’s ok. Bort is happy, because you named him Bort.

Lost_My_Mind,

If the thing is going to be an add-on, what’s stopping people from buying the drive, and connecting it to their regular PS5?

Lost_My_Mind,

I’m already decided. I’m not buying GTA 6. And GTA 6 was the whole reason I bought the PS5 to begin with.

Over the past year I’ve seen how rockstar are making moves to make GTA 6 even more of a pay to win multiplayer experience, and less focused on the $60 single player experience. All of this at a $60 or more price point to start with I’m sure.

If you want to be pay to win, you can’t also be AAA pricepoint to buy the game. I personally don’t play pay to win games, but when you charge for the base game it goes from being a sketchy game mechanic, to being an outright scam.

You know what I’m playing right now on PS5? Transportation Fever 2. Fuck off Rockstar. You lost me as a lifelong customer since the first GTA on PS1.

Lost_My_Mind,

There is a PS5 version with no disc drive. You can even currently buy a disc drive for it, buy the disc version side plates, remove your discless sideplate, connect the disc drive, and then attatch the disc drive version of the side plates…and you have the disc version of ps5 that they would have sold you in stores.

Lost_My_Mind,

At a $99 pricepoint with a forced Nintendo Switch Online requirement for an alarm clock, I’m more surprised that someone has an Alarmo.

Lost_My_Mind,

I like the concept of the playdate. I even like the little gimmicky crank. I don’t like the non-backlit screen. And the price is a deal breaking barrier to entry for me.

Make this thing $60, and put a decent color screen on it, and I’m sold.

Lost_My_Mind,

If I recall correctly, the playdate was $250 a year ago. Not sure if it’s the same price today. But that was enough to stop my purchade a year ago.

Lost_My_Mind,

Wait…does that mean tomorrow on day 4 you play Sonic 4?

Oh wait…that game never existed…

Lost_My_Mind,

My dad never let me play those when I was a teenager in the 90s.

I wonder if now, as a 41 adult, if I tried playing them…would I be like “Awww yeah, girl! This is the good shit!”

Or would I be like “Wow…13 year old me would have loved this. 41 year old me thinks it’s immature…”?

Lost_My_Mind,

No no no…Sonic and Knuckles was just Sonic 3, the other half of the cartridge that they sold you a second time, somehow.

They had 1 game, Sonic 3, and somehow split it in 2, and sold it twice. I mean, I guess it was kind of cool playing with Knuckles if you also owned Sonic 2, but it would have been nice if they’d have made it compatible with Sonic 1 somehow.

And would it have killed them to let you play as Tails in Sonic 3? Or use the dual screen multiplayer mode?

I feel like Sonic 3 was so great, but also somehow also a huge ripoff. I only got Sonic & Knuckles. I never had Sonic 3. And I tried showing my dad the whole interlocking cartridges thing. I said "See, if I had Sonic 3, I could insert it here, and play that game as Knuckles. And he asked “Can’t you play as Knuckles in this one?” And I said “Well…yes…” and he said “Great. Problem solved! Not like you won’t be playing with your knuckles soon enough as it is!”

Which I’m just now getting was a masturbation joke. My dad made a masturbation joke to me when I was 11…gaaahhhhh…forever unclean! forever unclean!!!

Well joke’s on him! I was too dumb to know that masturbation was a thing until I was 19! First time I cum, it was inside a girl…which I felt really bad about, because I felt like I was about to start peeing inside her…and I wanted to stop…but sex…and then it just happened. And I was like :O and she was like :D and somehow, she didn’t get pregnant. Looking back on that story, maybe I should get my sperm count tested. I’ve NEVER gotten a girl pregnant, as many times as I’ve been not using a condom. I’m sure some of those girls were just gold diggers too. Then when they didn’t get pregnant, they must have been like “WHAT THE FUUUUCK???”

Actually, knowing my dad…is it possible for a father to secretly give his infant son a vasectamy when he’s just 1 month old? I wouldn’t put it past him…

…you uh, you still there buddy? You good?

Lost_My_Mind,

What? You started wearing an onion on your belt? They do say fashion comes back into style…

Lost_My_Mind,

STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD SIR!!!

Lost_My_Mind,

Or maybe just GTA 3. That came out in 2002 I think, and was MASSIVELY popular.

Lost_My_Mind,

It’s TOO real!!!

Lost_My_Mind,

Uhhhhhh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize this game actually first came out in the 1980s!

Lost_My_Mind,

IV is still, and will forever be the best GTA game. Everyone complains about the driving.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you’re supposed to handle a car like a helium filled balloon.

Lost_My_Mind,

Ok…this thread has Sunny, Chris, and Mox…I cannot be the only person getting pro-wrestling vibes from this post.

Lost_My_Mind,

Am I supposed to know who that is?

Because I don’t.

And I don’t give a shit that I don’t.

Lost_My_Mind,

Can we charge this guy ?

Financially? I don’t see how…

With clubs and other blunt force objects? I mean, yeah, but is he worth going to jail over?

Lost_My_Mind,

My gut feeling? Probably something nafarious.

My proof? Decades of feeling like people were up to shady shit. Being told I have no proof, and to shut up, and then they later prove it was shady shit.

But hey, that 2003 Iraqi invasion TOTALLY saved the world from a nuclear blast, right? It couldn’t have just been a series of government lies. The government wouldn’t start a war, and kill young 18 year old men without a clear and proven threat, and have a solid plan in place to end that threat.

I’m 41 years old. I was two weeks away from turning 18 when 9/11 happened. By 2002 I smelled something fishy. I told my friends not to sign up to serve. I told them something was up. I was called a coward, and that George Bush was the president of the USA. He wouldn’t lie to the nation about something so serious.

And now, 20+ years later, I’d just like to tell you how we still find the time to get together a few times a year, share some beers, and laugh about how wrong they were. How foolish they felt when Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction, and how during the Obama years it was leaked that the Bush administration even knew it was bullshit at the time they said it.

I’d LIKE to tell you we do that…but they’re all dead. Some killed in action, others came back with PTSD and killed themself. The end result is the same. I grew up from kindergarten through high school with boys that became men, and always were my brothers. Now I have half a dozen anniversary dates that I visit gravestones.

Ok, granted I got off track and forgot what the topic was. This game isn’t that serious. But I still smell something up. It’s probably running a crypto mine rig on your CPU in the background or some data harvesting farm, or something.

Again, no proof, but I smell bullshit.

Lost_My_Mind,

How much upload activity is there?

Lost_My_Mind,

Well then you shouldn’t have gotten rid of the big bacon classic! That would be like McDonalds getting rid of the BIG MAC, and replacing it with the double quarter pounder with cheese…except no condiments or toppings besides 8oz of BIG MAC sauce, and calling it the “MAC ATTACK”.

AND WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR SPICY CHICKEN??? ITS LIKE HALF THE SIZE NOW! LIKE AN OVER GROWN CHICKEN NUGGET!

Lost_My_Mind,

Its so small now. It’s so unfufilling.

18+ Day 87 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots (lemmy.world) angielski

Today’s game is Spore. I didn’t get a chance to play anymore Alan Wake today due to plans getting in the way, so I dicked around in Spore with my free time. This was what I ended up making (I realized I have the maturity of a middle schooler)...

Lost_My_Mind,

This is what happens when you feed Audrey II viagra.

Mask Quest - A Platformer Where You Have to Manually Breathe. Survive a Pandemic Lockdown, Escape Police Brutality, and Find a Surgical Mask. (store.steampowered.com) angielski

Hey! Over the last four years, I made an action platformer called Mask Quest together with Stephen Lavelle, aka increpare whom some of you may know for his puzzle games such as Stephen’s Sausage Roll. It started as a weekend jam, but then we got carried away 😅...

Lost_My_Mind,

I don’t think people are ever going to be nostolgic for the pandemic, just like I don’t think they’ll ever be nostolgic for the aids outbreaks of the 1980s.

Lost_My_Mind,

Ok, let’s say I have no interest in Jailbreaking my PS5.

What happens if I just don’t have PS+? And no intention of getting PS+? Will this make it harder for ME to play disc games? Or games I downloaded from the store?

Lost_My_Mind,

Correction…it’s never been pitched that way by the makers of raspberry pi.

I first learned of it on youtube by some guy showing how easy it was to set up, and get your home arcade up and running in 30 minutes.

Yeeeeaaaahhhh…no.

Lost_My_Mind,

But the problem is, I can’t get the fan to work. So the whole thing overheats until I fix that problem.

Lost_My_Mind,

It requires a script to run.

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