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Carighan, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I crouch on sand, I’d assume. Next to me a woman pulls a purple sword out of her own chest, tells me to get going then disappears. On my other side a sniper with bandaged eyes talks about a piece of her soul before shooting someone.

UntouchedWagons, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

The factory must grow. I need to figure out how to use the Logistics Train Network mod and build a new oil processing facility.

luciferofastora, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

Probably break my neck because I’m a bloody reckless driver and unlike my avatar in the game, I’m not invulnerable.

Trackmania

drre, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

my 1WO stares at me in utter disbelief how his supposedly ace of a Kaleun could fuck up this badly. again. (Silent Hunter 3. snuck into a convoy at night and bad weather. convoy zigs towards me, no time for final speed estimation, i go with last estimate, 4 eels in the water, all pass ahead. possibility: convoy slowed one knot due sea state. decide to surface to reposition. have a brainfart, my artillery starts shooting. hell breaks loose, star shells and searchlights everywhere. both engines AK, course 90. destroyer follows shooting star shells. half an hour zigzagging until he loses me.

Zoboomafoo, rok temu (edited rok temu) do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

Darktide?

I’m either getting killed by Nurgle cultists, or by the Inquisition for being weird and knowing heretical words like “Democracy” and “Human Rights”.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I spend three years locked in a tiny capsule and then die because the engineers forgot to add parachutes.

Damaskox, rok temu

Aww man! Not the best experience to have before death!

Contramuffin, rok temu

For me, the issue is not parachutes. It’s always forgetting to add antennae for communication

Saprophyte, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

Technically I’d be in Night City, but for the first few hours surrounded by homelessness and decay I’d likely be trying to figure out how I got to San Francisco again…

DredUnicorn, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

Valheim, so probably killed by a falling tree.

DocCrankenstein, rok temu

100% death by tree. Specifically one that I wasn’t chopping in the first place.

Callie, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

Time to pay off my debt to a raccoon and fish all day.

Definitely not a bad way to live. Talk to your animal villagers, the debt doesn’t have any interest and you could just never pay it and I’d get to just chill in nature

thejml, rok temu

I like how the loans don’t have interest, but the savings bank does. I’d be down with that system.

Sabin10, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

Probably crushed by falling blocks while genki rockets plays in the background.

Blaster_M, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

Another HiE story. At least it won’t mean an instagib or other untimely demise, that place is pretty chill.

NOT_RICK, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I’d be piloting a ship around the Milky Way fueling my hoarding addiction with theft and murder

Kolanaki, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

Stuck in the liminal space of THPS 1 and 2. Skateboarding forever. Alone.

owatnext, rok temu

Except for a few random voiceless NPCs that will stand, forever cheering, at the wayside.

thejml, rok temu

At least you’ve got a bangin’ soundtrack!

Kolanaki, rok temu

So here I am,

Doing everything I can…

vic_rattlehead, rok temu

Back on n64, messing up the first wall ride transition in Warehouse, I was always torn between restarting and listening to Goldfinger.

wolo, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

the last game I played was Duskers, so I’m probably either immediately dying in the vacuum of space or trapped in a derelict space station without any power.

xeekei, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

Faerûn. I’d probably fail to see a trap and die.

But in my defence, those are invisible until I roll a high enough number on a dice.

karlach, rok temu

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xeekei, rok temu

Don’t worry about it, Karlach, stick to berserking.