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wim, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

Why is everything square!?

Wtf is with all these zombies and skeletons at night? Why is that green guy running at me? Does… does he not have arms? Are those… four legs? What is going on here?

boom

fluke, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I would like to think I would be some kind of PMC trying to survive in a quarantined zone after mass evacuation. The Russian government has cordoned off the area as a result of some kind of conspiracy by a secretive ‘Umbrella Corp’ style mega corp and has stranded the Russian and Western PMCs that were caught in the area when it closed.

But in reality I would be a Scav and almost immediately killed by some lvl70 Kappa chad.

Devccoon, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I’d reach out to grab my smartphone only to realize there’s now two of them on my desk. I’m about to have a very bad day~

hoshikarakitaridia, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I’m now an axolotl with an AK-47 who is killing to provide food for my children.

I don’t see a downside.

PlantDadManGuy, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I hunt mushrooms and apples for the next 5 days till I max out my supply in the stash and carefully avoid monster encounters because I’m scared shitless and I only get one life this time.

secondaccountlemmy, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I’d be attacked by a scholar and cleric at night and have my stuff/information taken. People around me won’t even be aware of what’s happening despite being pummeled an elemental barrage. I will be relatively unscathed though.

Octopath Traveler 2.

rikudou, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

Vampire Survivors so I’m pretty much fucked.

amio, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

Ocarina of Time, so I hope it's the past version rather than the future version.

nyahlathotep, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

Pros: I’d only have to solve puzzles, then defeat an AI god at puzzles in order to be born into the real world and become effectively immortal so long as I keep up maintenance on my robo-bod. It’s easier than it sounds.

Cons: Most human media is lost to time. I would be alone except for the fellow robots I wake up, and a lot of them are apparently annoying. The work of restoring civilization rests entirely on my shoulders. Luckily, I’m immortal.

Tash, rok temu

Oh, thanks for the reminder that this just came out! Been looking forward to the sequel

rbos, rok temu

Which game?

KaJedBear, rok temu

Sounds like The Talos Principle. Great puzzle game that comes close to scratching the Portal itch.

narwhalperson, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I’m immediately killed with a flamethrower or hit in the head by a magically teleported sniper bullet.

mememuseum, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I think I’ll just chill in the space rig and drink ale.

paddirn, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I’m in feudal Japan during a civil war. I don’t speak any Japanese other than the lyrics to Mr. Roboto and I’m a foreigner. I’m probably dead.

(Shadow Tactics)

DarkMetatron, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

Get I teleported into the game as the hero? Then I have to mine for a while, find a strange artefact, have a seizure and then fly off into space with a helpful robot… were I will most likely die due to space pirates a I have no idea how to pilot a spaceship for real.

Damaskox, rok temu

As a player character.

Doesn’t need to be a hero, since in some games you are a villain.

Smokeless7048, rok temu do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

i teleport to the world of Deep Rock Galactic.

If im in the inner colonies, im probobly fine. If im part of the DRG crew, im screwed.

Knusper, rok temu do gaming w Any strategy games which have low amount of bugs?

I have two open-source games to suggest. These not being in it for the profit means they can spend an eternity fixing bugs. Downside is that they’re not the most modern games in the world.

Anyways:

• 0 A.D. – Sort of AoE2 meets Empire Earth. Mind that the AI is brutal in this one.
• Battle for Wesnoth – Turn-based, tile-based, with different terrain and time of day giving different races advantages. So, relatively dynamic gameplay despite being turn-based.