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Kolanaki, do gaming w Still can't believe the new Mario Kart is open world
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They actually are in a polyamorous relationship and Mario has a cuckold fetish and a saviour complex. At the end of the day, all 3 of them fuck Toad.

samus12345,
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socsa,
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Go on...

samus12345,
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AquaTofana,

Love me some unexpected Starbomb! Great song! Gets stuck in my head constantly

samus12345, do gaming w Still can't believe the new Mario Kart is open world
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My head canon is that the games where Bowser is the bad guy are just them playing roles and the sports games are their real selves. Rivals, not really enemies. Mario Kart World having all the mooks join in on the karting supports this idea.

LiamMayfair,

I didn’t know this. That’s so wholesome and adorable!

Swedneck,
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not sure that’s hugely better frankly, because now it’s implied that the mooks are just there to let the important people act out decadent fantasies in absurd detail

like being an extra in a mr beast episode whose sole job is to get punched into cold water

CileTheSane, do gaming w Still can't believe the new Mario Kart is open world
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They’re actors. In Mario Brothers 3 you can see the background bolted to the set and you go back stage at the end of every level. It’s a production. Then they do celebrity sporting events.

captain_aggravated,
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Also the intro cut scene is a curtain being lifted.

FinalRemix,

They’ve said as such at Nintendo. All the characters are actors, coworkers. If it’s Tennis Day, they’re playing tennis against each other. If it’s Smash Brothers day, they’re launching each other off floating platforms. Etc.

Lucky_777,

Everyone in Hollywood (Mario Bros edition) is banging anyways. Surprised they dont have “Super Mario Orgy 3: Step-Daughters are Peachy!”

CileTheSane,
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Rule 34

MonkderVierte, do gaming w Still can't believe the new Mario Kart is open world

Open world Mario Cart?

Meaning, normal Mario but with cart?

474D, do gaming w Wait, wait, wait.... WAIT WAIT WAIT

I would love a pokemon game that adheres closer to the fucked up Pokedex descriptions. I wanna see Cubone put on its dead mother’s skull

Kolanaki,
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I wanna see Cubone put on its dead mother’s skull

You need to watch the anime then.

ryannathans,

Where are the cubones with living mothers

474D, (edited )

I guess killing them for their skull?

Or maybe less dark, they’re like octopodes and die after giving birth

draughtcyclist, do gaming w How could they do this?

I grew up with games so I get it - but is your other shit handled? I.e. chores, homework and other responsibilities?

My kids are lazy AF and would probably agree with this.

Brunbrun6766,
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Exactly. All my friends constantly fought with their parents about games. I’d ask well did you do your chores? “No! Why should I?”. Okay bud.

Pretty simple, do your shit and they leave you alone? Unless you have psychopaths as parents which could be the case.

theuniqueone, do gaming w Still can't believe the new Mario Kart is open world

You can’t let your personal life affect your career, sometimes you have to work with people you dislike.

njm1314, do gaming w Wait, wait, wait.... WAIT WAIT WAIT

This is why I always found those internet Horror Story rumors about Pokemon to be so absurd. Pokemon doesn’t hide it’s horror stories. It’s right out there in the open.

Tattorack,
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Well… Sorta? The gameplay never adheres to the stuff written in the pokedex.

njm1314,

There are some time in Arceus that do actually. I meant more the lore itself though. It’s not hidden.

CanadianCorhen, do games w How do you keep track of what games you have played over the years?

Basically just my steam lists.

I’m losing track of books, and started tracking them, but games tend to hang around longer, since they take me longer to get through.

ThatGuy46475, do games w How do you keep track of what games you have played over the years?

If it’s Mario kart or balatro I’ve played it if not I haven’t.

Lojcs, do gaming w Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of June 8th

Progressed a bunch more in witcher 3 but got burnt out again. Finished ugly baby and it seems a bunch of side quests become unavailable after isle of mists and I don’t have time to binge them nowadays.

Tried to make progress in celeste and they bleed pixels but they were too hard. I think I’ll give up on golden strawberries and do the other stuff on celeste and might end up giving up on tbp entirely as the fire world seems impenetrable. The difficulty curve on that game is insane

Currently looking for a short ish easy game thag I can just play from beginning to the end without getting stuck or feeling completionist fomo. Suggestions?

Vespair, do games w How do you keep track of what games you have played over the years?

I use Infinitebacklog, which is basically the video games version of what letterboxd is for films or rateyourmusic is for music

Petros, do news w 700 żołnierzy piechoty morskiej kierowanych do LA. Trumpiści nie przebierają w środkach
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AltNPS donosi też o federalizacji kolejnych 2000 żołnierzy Gwardii Narodowej. petroskowo.pl/…/ddd9365a-87a4d6641fd757b9-302a469…

Kodowane wiadomości w kanale AltNPS sugerują alarm i przegrupowanie ich ludzi.

NigelFrobisher, do games w How do you keep track of what games you have played over the years?

Your memory?

Pnut, do gaming w How could they do this?

My dad once tried to get to know me. I was playing star wars podracer on the N64. He made it about a third of the way through the first lap, tossed the controller down and said that it was hurting his back.

We never saw him again.

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