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Contramuffin, do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I design a one-way mission to the moon. It’s a complex, 3-stage rocket designed to take 1 passenger as the payload. Our brave passenger is a Korok.

Damaskox,
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Then, after the mission is done, you’ll keep a memorial for this brave Korok? Or do they live there in a new home?

TerrificTadpole, do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

Last game I played was World of Tanks, so…

Society as we know it ended in 1919, after the calamitous fall of every world government. There is no order or law save the will of the Tank Clans, roaming columns of tanks from every nation on the constant prowl for ammunition, fuel and supplies to keep their rampage sustained for even a moment longer.

To be a tanker in this time is to embrace chaos and anarchy. Tank clans commit to bloody battles, fighting to the last man over scarce resources. The victors cannibalize the smouldering wrecks of the fallen for whatever scrap remains. Technological advances come at the cost of hundreds fallen, all in the name of making deadlier war machines. This the world I now inhabit, a world of steel and chaos, of armor and war. This is…

The World of Tanks.

Damaskox,
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Oof! 100% adrenaline until you finally bite the bulle- I mean, the…shells? Sabots?

TerrificTadpole,

Or get rammed by a Maus. Good to keep some variety in your life.

Seraph, (edited ) do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?
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Why did my last game have to be Chivalry 2?

Being repeatedly torn apart by various medieval weapons does not sound like a good time.

Damaskox,
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Living in such a world brings experience, which may postpone the next getting-shredded by seconds 🤔

anguo, do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I’d be miserable in a basement, flinging my tears at flies and poop.

ShitOnABrick,
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Nelots, (edited )

Is your mother by any chance a religious nut with a knife?

flicker, do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I'm playing golf?

How unlikely! How fortunate I took so long to play Golf Story!

Damaskox,
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It’s cool to be able to chill in a game as well! So many other answers involve either dying or killing 😂

Mirshe,

Aw man, I love Golf Story. Such a fun little game, and way more accessible than a lot of other golf games.

polysics, do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

Arcana hot and cold - I get to have sex with a beast girl. Nice.

Damaskox,
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Gets your heart pumping as well, is good for yer health!

jjjalljs, do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

Caves of Qud. Guess I’m a farmer now. The world is very dangerous.

Granite, do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I am god of the beavers.

Damaskox,
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Isn’t it that building/strategy game where beavers have evolved and build cities? Saw it in Steam.

Granite,

Yep, Timberborn.

thejml,

You like it? I’ve been tempted to pick it up.

Tankaus,

I think it’s great but it can be a little slow. If you’re into laid back city builders, it’s a great twist on the genre.

Granite,

Yes, I would.

tsonfeir, do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?
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Astroneer!! I’m gonna be fine as long as I have oxygen.

Damaskox,
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Can you get more of it? Easily?

tsonfeir,
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As long as I have compound, I can make tethers. So, if I don’t stray too far from the path I’ll be alright. Eventually I’ll get a QT-RTG (power generator), for being a good boy, and have enough resources to craft a portable oxygenator (requires power). Then I’ll be ready to hit that planet core!!

Yazer, do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I’d land in a minefield, with only numbers to help me out.

RandomStickman,
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Damaskox,
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Minesweeper, eh? Tried it a few times but didn’t stick on me 😅

bappity,
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landmines aren’t sticky silly

Damaskox,
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Meant that the game didn’t grab my interest

Vordus,

That’s fair. It’s one of the most minimal abstract puzzle games ever made, so there’s not a lot to grab onto.

rustyricotta, do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

Odds are that I get run over by a train shortly after. Also the factory must grow.

Damaskox,
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Hahaa!

Good that you beat the Great Filter of oil production (I think trains might be around or after researching that?)! Many of us find introducing oil…demoralizing playing motivation (did for me unfortunately!) 😅

all-knight-party, do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?
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OP what game are you describing? I played Middle Earth Shadow of War, so I'd be perched up on a building watching two uruks throttle each other

Damaskox,
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A text-based Online, browser crime game called TORN.

I was thinking about reinstalling that game but haven’t yet done so. I have bad memories of dem uruk chiefs getting op rather quick (yeah I know you gotta kill them with the weaknesses before they learn all your moves 😂)

all-knight-party,
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Wow, Torn looks pretty cool, I didn't know there were still games like this

Shadow of War is not actually that bad, I'm on post game and the uruks are like level 65 and I still run into ones that are mortally vulnerable to stealth, or just plain soft headed or dazed when you pin their feet, and all that. Unless you were playing on a higher difficulty, I'm just on normal.

They get a lot more immunities and stuff but all you gotta do is poke them in the one place they're vulnerable and you're still the man. Only the ones with the adaptable trait really learn from their weaknesses before you can kill or brand them, so it's not too bad.

Deckweiss, do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?
NightLily, do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?
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The last game I played was Yu-Gi-Oh Masterduel so I guess I’d be forced to endlessly play Yu-Gi-Oh against people in the real world…

Drunemeton, do games w You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?
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If by “game world” you allow TRRPG’s then it’d be Golarion (Pathfinder 2e) and last nights game was “Case File #4” where a creepy leather bound book (the ‘Dark Archive’) keeps appearing and transporting us to various other places to fight undead.

#4 was an abandoned mansion overrun with undead that we needed to clean out. Fuck almighty almost every room was a combat session!

So to be teleported there I’d just run away. Even if I could find a suitable weapon I’d not survive more than one encounter. Not worth throwing away my actual life for some stupid book!

Damaskox,
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Is okay, I answered about a text online game (TORN) 😁

I hope the horrors leave you alone once you escape the place!

Drunemeton,
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If by “horrors” you mean that damn book?

Then no, there’s eight (8) “Case Files” in total so we’re just halfway there.

🤨🥺🤣

Damaskox,
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Oof! I hope for a decent outcome for you then!

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