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rah, do gaming w A comical old game review for the Sims 2, ripping them for microtransactions.

Blimey, Steve Hogarty must have been going through a rough patch when that assignment came in.

Montagge,

He probably saw the future

someguy3, do gaming w A comical old game review for the Sims 2, ripping them for microtransactions.

You’d never be allowed to publish that today.

djsoren19,

Technically they weren’t even allowed to publish it back then, there were consequences from EA.

someguy3,

I mean the part about suicide.

Gullible, do gaming w A comical old game review for the Sims 2, ripping them for microtransactions.

When the review was first published in 2007, it was reported that Electronic Arts were not happy with the review and complained to the magazine’s publishers and editors, resulting in the reviewer no longer being asked or allowed to write reviews for any more The Sims titles.

And the world became a worse place for it.

nick, do gaming w A comical old game review for the Sims 2, ripping them for microtransactions.

Christ

themeatbridge, do gaming w A comical old game review for the Sims 2, ripping them for microtransactions.

Jesus that got dark.

RaoulDook,

LOL they hanged that motherfucker for making some crappy DLC. How the mighty have fallen, in the world of game journalism. Where’s their review of Horse Armour?

omega_x3, do gaming w Ignore me, I'm not here

NPC: hey buddy I know you just killed the world ending dragon but my shoe string broke and it would be dangerous to for me to walk to the other side of town to get a replacement string. Can you go get me the string? If you do this for me I give you an item that you have an inventory full of that you won’t use because you are saving them all for a tougher fight, even after beating the secret ultra hard boss and the final boss but there might still be a need.

Me: hell yes I’ll get your shoe string on the other side of the world if I had to. Don’t worry about giving me any money I maxed that out hours ago and can’t find anything to spend it on. Sure I’ll take the item, you never know when you might land in a fight where a potion that heal 1% saves me. Sorry about not talking to you 100 hours ago your character model looked kind of plain so I didn’t think you would have quest for me.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Me: I’ll be back in 20 to 30 minutes.

Also me: I know it’s only been 48 seconds, but I’m back with 2 shoelaces because, ya know, just in case.

Son_of_dad, do gaming w Please think of how your actions affect Gabe

It’s sickening how much people jerk this guy off cause he’s “a good billionaire”. There is no such thing as a good billionaire, they all got there by sealing from the workers below them. Steam workers aren’t allowed to unionize but Gabe gets to be a billionaire, fuck him.

reddithalation,

ok but have you used steam? it’s so much better than the alternatives. thats most of why people like him and valve

wizardbeard,
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He founded Valve primarily with his own money and has ran it for most of it’s existence, allowing them to release games that were regularly groundbreaking.

Half Life brought us advances in AI, in simulating complex details like animal food chains, in making story part of the gameplay through seamless in engine cutscenes, in “seamless” level transistions. It nearly single handedly killed tje genre of arcadey “doom/quake likes” for literal decades.

Half Life 2 further heightened the bar of story in games, graphical effects, reconstruction of real faces in games, facial animations, mocap for games, and was one of the first well done use of a “modern” physics engine in games. There were news articles about the great leap forward it represented in tackling the “uncanny valley”.

Portal’s, well… Portals were groundbreaking. Left 4 Dead created the co-op horde shooter genre, further advanced AI with the “horde director” concept of an AI orchestrating the placement/amount of enemies, and was one of the first large scale examples of well done contextual dialog. Team Fortress 2 revolutionized the class based team shooter genre, and unfortunately popularized microtransactions for skins/unlocks forever. Half Life Alyx is the first “VR first/only” full length triple-A game.

There’s the Valve Index, pushing forward VR tech. The Steam Deck, pushing forward handheld computing (at least in terms of build quality/price/ease of use).

They bought the rights to Dota, the original Warcraft 3 mod that was the very first Moba game, and made a sequel to it. CounterStrike was one of the vanguards of the original rise of eSports and it’s latest sequel is still a major player in that scene.

Without all of their Source Engine games we wouldn’t have Garrys Mod and the huge cultural impact that it’s still having on the internet. Source Filmmaker brought 3D animation with effectively anything you could import into Garrys Mod into the hands of the masses, which has also had a massive impact on internet culture.

There’s a hell of a lot of reasons to love/respect Valve, and by extension it’s founder, besides just Steam.

sep,

Do not forget proton. Building on wine It made gaming on linux a breeze, and allowed me to play a lot more of games then i otherways would be able to.

ColeSloth,

You ever hear of mass layoffs at valve? You ever here of disgruntled employees? If them having incomes too low? Of any scandals?

The guy built and runs a private company. Doesn’t exploit his workers. Doesn’t try to influence government. Isn’t ripping anyone off. Promotes and invests in open source software. Gave permission for anyone who wants to use the os used on steam deck on any other handheld device, and here you are being pissed at him because his company is worth a lot.

mojofrododojo, do gaming w Please think of how your actions affect Gabe

Respect, the man has the means to eat himself to death on the finest and took control of his body.

Srootus, do gaming w Please think of how your actions affect Gabe

WOW, he looks so good, big props to the Lord himself

RedditWanderer, do gaming w Please think of how your actions affect Gabe

He just doesn’t have time to make food anymore. Gaben only makes money

chemical_cutthroat, do gaming w Please think of how your actions affect Gabe
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

This is what happens when you only eat two meals a day…

8ender, do gaming w Please think of how your actions affect Gabe

He’s showing us where PC gaming is going: faster, lighter, easier to carry

EfficientEffigy, do gaming w Please think of how your actions affect Gabe

He lost 60 pounds. Half Life 2 was released 20 years ago.

60/20 = 3

You know what this means!!!

SpaceNoodle,

So one alot = 60 lbs. ?

EfficientEffigy,

I can also do it in hamburgers per square beer holder

Dave,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar
SpaceNoodle,

Yes, that was the beast to which I was referring, which according to the original post and the comment I replied to, apparently weighs 60 lbs.

Dave,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar
SpaceNoodle,

Based on that scale, even if that’s a small child, I’d guess that “alot of weight” would be closer to at least 90 lbs.

Artyom,

I always knew that games had units of lbs/yrs. Why don’t game devs ever put it on their box art tho?

Wogi,

Speaking from experience here, Gaben has lost a LOT more than 60 pounds.

dukatos,

He lost 60kg, more likely

Thcdenton,
Broken_Monitor, do gaming w Please think of how your actions affect Gabe

Go Gabe! Losing weight is hard! Makes me feel like I need to go running

Chef, do gaming w Please think of how your actions affect Gabe

The rumor is Ozempic.

As long as homeboy is healthy and happy, doesn’t matter how. Good on you, Gaben.

Car,

Is there anybody rich who isn’t on it?

cmbabul,

I doubt Hemsworth needs it

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