cashews_best_nut

cashews_best_nut, 4 miesiące temu

Outrun

cashews_best_nut, 4 miesiące temu

Oh ok Mr Picard - make NO attempt to inform us of this game will you!? 😝

cashews_best_nut, 5 miesięcy temu

I fucking HATE Souls-like games. I love fantasy and RPG games but FromSoft games are just hard for the sake of being hard.

I’m an adult with a life (kinda) - I don’t have 600hrs to dedicate to defeating the fucking Taurus Demon. I even looked up HOW to kill it but apparently my controller usage wasn’t good enough to move at speed even though I completed God of War 3 on the highest difficulty.

The fact I had to re-tread the same stupid fucking area before that to reach the fucking Taurus Cunt was to much.

I quit the game and vowed to never play another FromSoft game or anything that claimed to be a “Souls-like”.

I stupidly listened to someone say Sekiro was a better game than Ghost of Tsushima (which I love). So I played it…

WTF?! The first group of enemies were all identical - no variations. There was also only TWO fucking moves I could perform. A wooden-looking block and a janky looking attack. An absolute fucking abortion of a game and I’m convinced the idiot who told me it was better than GoT had never played it.

cashews_best_nut, 5 miesięcy temu

Ocarina of Time was the peak Zelda game. 👍 Not played any others since.

cashews_best_nut, 5 miesięcy temu

I tried to get into that game so many times but it was such a bloody slog!!! I’ve since found Torchlight I & II scratched that simple dungeony-DnD-ish itch.

cashews_best_nut, 5 miesięcy temu

I tried playing Paper Mario a few months ago having never played a Mario game fully before. I got bored with all the intro chatting text and quit.

cashews_best_nut, 5 miesięcy temu

Have you played Mindustry? It’s an open source game available on Linux. I’ve heard people describe it as an “open source Factorio”.

cashews_best_nut, 5 miesięcy temu

I liken Minecraft to “Digital Lego”. That’s how I ‘got it’.

cashews_best_nut, 5 miesięcy temu

Never liked GTA games. I find them very repetitive and boring. However, I fucking LOVE Saints Row 4 which I think of as comedy-GTA. Had so much fun pissing around doing insane shit on SR. It’s a shame the franchise died.

cashews_best_nut, 5 miesięcy temu

Horizon Zero Dawn

I’m shocked to see you put this in the same breath as the others. I found the story SO in-depth and fascinating that I spent hours just reading lore on the fan wikis. Loved that game but the second one stripped a lot of the lore out and made it more mindless.

cashews_best_nut, 5 miesięcy temu

Unreal Tournament

The fucking PINACLE of FPS games. Nothing can be more badass than rocket jumping across the map and fragging someone point-blank!!

All the hyper-realistic FPS we’ve had since like CoD and CS are shite in comparison.

cashews_best_nut, 5 miesięcy temu

I’ve found games like that too filled with super serious gamers. DoTA is the same but the community is a bit friendlier.

I have ZERO patience so I’ll just storm ahead into battle and try to fuck things up but that’s not a great way to play cos you keep dying and lose time on the board. I tried to get into Heroes of the Storm when it started and the more casual players were a lot more fun but over time it developed the usual crowd of hardcore addicts that ruined it.

cashews_best_nut, 5 miesięcy temu

I remember showing Ocarina to my dad and excitedly telling him it’s the peak of gaming and nothing would ever beat it’s graphics! Think I completed the game in 26hrs non-stop without sleep.

I’ve seen it since and it’s so blocky I struggle to see how I ever liked it. So I will appreciate the memories instead. :)

The N64 controller is my favourite ever controller. Bizarre shape but I had so many hours racked up on it in my teens that it holds a special place in my heart.

Which Roguelikes do you like? I’m the same - hate them all for being overly difficult. Except original ADOM which I played constantly.

cashews_best_nut, 5 miesięcy temu

I can’t find it with the Steam clien tfor some reason and can’t be bothered logging in via my browser.

cashews_best_nut, 5 miesięcy temu

Humankind just straight up fell on its face.

Hol up! I fucking loved Humankind - I dunno why people hate on it. I think if you play it without expectations of playing Civ then it’s a great game in it’s own right. It’s got some neat features and cool gameplay mechanics. It’s also got a nice clean UI.

Civ may have more depth but it’s on it’s 6th iteration and it’s UI is still a confusing mess.

Granted I didn’t pay for it so maybe I’m biased!

cashews_best_nut, 5 miesięcy temu

Nevermind I found it.

There’s like three guys.

Oh no. There’s an American with a stupid name called “Forthewyn”. WTF does that even mean?

Oh god he’s from “Masachooshits” or whatever it’s called. Can we kick that guy? I hate Americans. They shoot people for no reason and their king is a talking citrus fruit.

Nope we need to ban that guy. I’m not even sure Americans have electricity. It’s all horses and oil lamps on ranches.

cashews_best_nut, 5 miesięcy temu

I’d love a nice simple zippo like this. Fire is what makes us human so I’ve always felt a deep connection to it. It wouldn’t just be useful for so many things it’d also be great to fiddle with, whip out light it flip back and pocket. I also love the smell.

I need a Zippo!

cashews_best_nut, 5 miesięcy temu

“Nerd” 🤓

cashews_best_nut, 6 miesięcy temu

I started playing endless legend today after a long break from any gaming.

cashews_best_nut, 6 miesięcy temu

I played Civil War 1. It reminded me of early Total War games.

cashews_best_nut, 8 miesięcy temu

When the term Minimum Viable Product (MVP) was born it was a race to the bottom.