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SanctimoniousApe, w Astronomers just deleted an asteroid because it turned out to be Elon Musk’s Tesla Roadster

There oughtta be a sci-fi short story competition using this for a basis - what happens when aliens eventually come across this bizarre piece of junk in space?

anindefinitearticle, w JWST facing potential cuts to its operational budget

telescope is late to make sure it is good

inflation happens during delay

original budget estimates for operations are now too low due to inflation

the entire budget is 1/4000 the military budget, but instead of shoring up this rounding error to make sure that one of our country’s most impressive engineering feats stays usable, we could always just throw it out to bomb more brown kids.

Sane and rational country.

homesweethomeMrL, w JWST facing potential cuts to its operational budget

Well now that the idiots of all stripes have put us in this exciting new world, let’s see what the optoins are:

  • Change nothing, and get cut
  • Put advertising in space and get cut
  • Ask oligarchs for money to make AI use JWST real good (but don’t of course)

Or the most obvious and pathetically realistic option: rename it for trump and watch it’s funding remain the same or even get a little tiny bump.

WalkingOnEggshells, w The IAC confirms the existence of a Super-earth in the habitable zone of a Sun-like Star

My life for Super Earth!

rockSlayer, w The IAC confirms the existence of a Super-earth in the habitable zone of a Sun-like Star

That orbit is better described as passing through the habitable zone. How this would affect potential life, I have no clue, but it certainly isn’t a stable orbit in the habitable zone like earth or mars

knightly,
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Another article said it had 6.6 times earth’s mass, and now I’m really curious about the diameter and atmospheric composition. It sounds like it’d be a big Venus that alternates between freezing and boiling.

rockSlayer,

It sounds like an extremely interesting planet for sure, I hope they point Webb at it to get an atmospheric spectral analysis soon!

SweetCitrusBuzz, w The IAC confirms the existence of a Super-earth in the habitable zone of a Sun-like Star
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Absolutely not until lifeforms on this planet have learned to look after this one first.

atro_city, w Astronomers seek global ban on space advertising

We won't stop polluting until the world is unlivable. Gotta love humanity.

Hackworth, w Astronomers seek global ban on space advertising

Astronomers find space advertising

darvocet, w Astronomers seek global ban on space advertising

Apparently these “astronauts” dont understand the world we are living in. They should just be happy we’re allowing them to visit the Tesla ® Moon.

Majorllama, w Astronomers seek global ban on space advertising

God I can’t wait to be kept up all night by the warm glow of the giant Coca-Cola ad in space shining down on me at night.

In other news I’m radicalized now.

I swear to God if I see space advertisements I will organize a militia so goddamn fast.

fsxylo,

Aurora borealis: sponsored by Netflix

Lemminary,

Don’t give them any ideas or I’ll hold you personally responsible. >:|

stelelor, w Astronomers seek global ban on space advertising

Jesus fuck, Wall-E was supposed to be a dystopia, not an inspiration.

pageflight, w The IAC confirms the existence of a Super-earth in the habitable zone of a Sun-like Star

20ly away. I guess that does qualify as “nearby,” astronomically.

themoken,

In a certain way, it does feel close. We can’t figure out how to go faster than light, but we could theoretically get to a significant fraction of c and 20 years isn’t such a long time to plan for in terms of getting a probe there to start relaying messages that take 20 years to get back.

I mean, it’s the span of a career, but people could conceivably work on the launch and live to see it return data.

LordTrychon,

Breakthrough Starshot project is working towards accelerating a probe close to 20% of C. That’s a significant fraction of C in these terms.

Even if we could get to .25 C, that would be 80 years for the probe to get there, and then 20 more for the data to come back.

But yes, that is still VERY close.

Subtracty, w Astronomers seek global ban on space advertising

Can’t even escape to the great outdoors. I’ve never even considered this type of advertising as a possibility. Fuck that’s bleak.

sharkfucker420, w Astronomers seek global ban on space advertising
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If they put fucking ads in space I will do things I cannot say online

humanspiral, w Astronomers seek global ban on space advertising

This is Barbara Streissan publicity when you had never thought about her for 50 years. We must all agree to a ban to stop China from working on it, while we “debate American freedom”

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