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expatriado, w Don’t panic, but an asteroid has a 1.9% chance of hitting Earth in 2032

that was Trump chances in 2016…

parpol, w Don’t panic, but an asteroid has a 1.9% chance of hitting Earth in 2032

To people having panic attacks, it is not large enough to destroy the earth, and we would have plenty of time to evacuate the impact location. Though let’s hope it isn’t anywhere with permafrost.

Jimmycakes,

You mean populate the impact zone because I’m going to watch

hungprocess,
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SARGE,
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Yeah, my dogs will be gone by then so I would absolutely set up a tent close enough to catch it. I’d even bring a baseball glove for shits and giggles.

taiyang,

Aw, you think we’ll still have permafrost by then.

photonic_sorcerer,
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It’ll be an equatorial impact.

SuperSaiyanSwag,

Well that’s disappointing

adarza, w Don’t panic, but an asteroid has a 1.9% chance of hitting Earth in 2032

is there any way to hurry it along?

MrTrono, w Don’t panic, but an asteroid has a 1.9% chance of hitting Earth in 2032

Am I supposed to panic because it’s unlikely to hit? Meanwhile I’m out here wishing for death by meteor.

threelonmusketeers,

Just in case this comment is not a joke, here’s the WHO page on suicide prevention.

Either way, there are a few billion other people on this planet who would rather not die by meteor, thank you very much.

PhobosAnomaly,

I mean, if I was going to go out, then getting my shit mixed by a meteor is pretty awesome. I’m sure I’ll make it on to a few Buzzfeed articles over the next ten or twenty years.

All things considered though, it would indeed be nice if it landed somewhere inconsequential like the ocean; the desert; or Florida.

threelonmusketeers, (edited )

Florida

You jest, but the Kennedy Space Center is in Florida. Putting the world’s busiest spaceport out of commission might put a damper on future asteroid deflection missions…

grue,

Eh, they can launch from Vandenburg if it’s that important. (Or, ya know, Guiana or Baikonur or whatever.)

Mirshe,

Assuming any foreign space agency will work with NASA now…

murmelade,

Hell yeah this would be my choice too on preferred way to die. There’s something beautifully deterministic about it, a random space rock flying around for millions of years and all my lifes choices and circumstances ending up in standing on the exact spot the meteorite ends its journey. Right in my head. Lovely.

ShaggySnacks,

What about hitting the Republican National Conference?

lordnikon,

Not to be a doomer but most of us will be dead by then I just hope the meteor takes out any lucky oligarchs still alive in a bunker.

Omgpwnies,

You think “most of us” will be dead in … 7 years? That’s pretty doomer if you ask me.

lordnikon,

I just read the ipcc reports and if you read those and don’t start a bucket list for the time we have left. I don’t know what to tell you. Trust me I don’t want to be this way I will fight where I can but I’m going to live my life the same time way a terminal patient lives. Cherish the days we got and if I’m wrong I will eat crow happily with a big smile on my face.

llamacoffee,
@llamacoffee@lemmy.world avatar

Very doomer. Does lemmy have a “remind me in 7 years” bot? 😅

LouNeko,

Yeah I’ll take one for the team. I go to the point of impact and when it finaly hits, I’m gonna try to punch it back into orbit.

You don’t have to thank me.

joelfromaus,
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Honestly, at this point, there might be enough of us volunteering to bounce that fucker back to Jupiter. A lot of us will be turned into jam but I think it’s worth the sacrifice.

MrTrono,

But I’m on team meteor

bungalowtill, w NASA Ordered to Remove Anything About 'Women in Leadership' From Its Websites: Report

The gray shirts manage to make everything ugly

Greyghoster, w NASA Ordered to Remove Anything About 'Women in Leadership' From Its Websites: Report

The sad thing is that this was all telegraphed and baked into the platform. If people are kicking themselves now, it’s too late.

HotsauceHurricane, w NASA Ordered to Remove Anything About 'Women in Leadership' From Its Websites: Report
@HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one avatar

NASA needs to pull a parks service circa 2017.

sigmaklimgrindset,

And Parks Services members are out there protesting this time around too. What chads.

OpaTheFerret, w NASA Ordered to Remove Anything About 'Women in Leadership' From Its Websites: Report

Way to dishonor Katherine Johnson, Christine Darden, Mary Jackson and everyone else who were women and/or those who were of different race who helped us get to the moon and back.

anindefinitearticle, w NASA Ordered to Remove Anything About 'Women in Leadership' From Its Websites: Report

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  • Eyekaytee,
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    Those numbers are interesting but what is the result of this? eg. because NASA has approximately 35% women and 30% minorities, it has what level of increased productivity? what has actually come out of this?

    spankmonkey, w NASA Ordered to Remove Anything About 'Women in Leadership' From Its Websites: Report
    @spankmonkey@lemmy.world avatar

    What a petty, childish, incel themed administration we elected.

    halcyoncmdr,
    @halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world avatar

    I mean, our POTUS is a rapist… And we know for a fact gas paid for sex. Pretty sure all his wives have married him for the money and lifestyle.

    We all know he would have been a forever incel without his daddy’s money. So it tracks perfectly.

    edgemaster72, w NASA Ordered to Remove Anything About 'Women in Leadership' From Its Websites: Report
    @edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

    “These are our symbolic phalluses, women can’t be in charge of them reeee”

    Shou,

    Your body, my choice!

    Mbourgon, w my first proper astrophotography photo

    Deets? Telescope? Lens? Stacking software?

    sirico,
    @sirico@feddit.uk avatar

    8" dobsonian

    Canon Eos 600d

    3d printed T3 adapter

    Barlow lens

    No stacking software just contrast correction

    synae, w Astronomers seek global ban on space advertising
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    Mac Tonight is back, baby!

    UltraGiGaGigantic, w Astronomers seek global ban on space advertising
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    humanspiral, w Astronomers seek global ban on space advertising

    This is Barbara Streissan publicity when you had never thought about her for 50 years. We must all agree to a ban to stop China from working on it, while we “debate American freedom”

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