thefartographer

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PS5 Homescreen Now Replaces Unique Video Game Art With Annoying Ads You Can’t Turn Off (www.ign.com) angielski

Wow, this is awful. Some people reported that these ads are also very petty and not necessarily related to the game, like apparently Elden Ring shows an ad for a licensed mousepad when you hover over the game now…...

thefartographer,

Real talk: whichever one makes you happy. Do a little research with some search terms such as “play {game} on Linux” and see what other users are running. Then, assemble a few live disks and test-pilot a few distros.

It’s pretty fun getting to switch out your OS so freely and once you find an interface that feels good, you just plop your ass into that seat. If you keep decent records of your configs and such, you might find yourself starting over again multiple times while you “try to get it right.” That’s not failure, that’s just advancing your skills and making yourself happy.

Linux can be as simple or as advanced as you want it to be.

thefartographer,

I just switched to Bazzite on my Legion Go and LOVE the freedom from Microsoft.

he got his bachelor's in gender studies circa 1492 (beehaw.org) angielski

[alt text: a post on twitter by @Ranting_Trans, posted in June 2022. The text in the post says: “People only ask ‘what is a woman’ and not ‘what is a man’, because that question was already answered by the greatest philosopher of our time: Dracula”. Below the text is a screenshot from the game Castlevania: Symphony...

thefartographer,

Games aren’t about fun! I don’t appreciate your whimsical attitude, it scares the serious adult in me!

Day 57 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots (lemmy.world) angielski

Today’s game is Fallout New Vegas again. I was going to share a gorgeous pic i took at the top of the X-2 radar dish, but i went with this one instead because this stupid ass protectron for whatever reason in death decided he wanted to lag my game down to 2 FPS and clip around. So now i’m sharing the screenshot i took of...

thefartographer,

I feel like my day isn’t complete until I’ve seen one of your game screenshots. I actually have nearly zero investment in the games you’re actually playing, I just appreciate knowing that things are still going well enough for you that you get some time to play a game and post.

I hope you have a good life, thank you for bringing a warm glow into mine.

thefartographer,

“I hate that thing that you love, so I convinced someone to pay me a million dollars to shit on it for you. Now pay me for my failures!

thefartographer,

Thanks! I’ll use, them liberally and, with reckless abandon! Look, earrings!

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thefartographer,

Fuck that, review bomb and refund again!!!

I doubt it would work a second time, but that would be fucking hilarious to watch Sony get slapped twice by their own community.

It would be less funny when the Helldivers II servers suddenly shut down…

thefartographer,

If you haven’t listened the How Did This Get Made episode about Morbius, you owe it to yourself to do that immediately.

They get into some stories about Jared Leto’s antics on set and trying to do improv and it sounds more like an Ambien-induced dialogue than a description of actual human behavior.

thefartographer,

It’s like they can’t get laid off… But I bet they can get laid out!

thefartographer,

What’s that about sex in my A?

thefartographer,

“We followed through on 60% of our promises, so you should pay us 200% of the value. If you want even more premium content, we’ll give it to ya! For a premium…”

thefartographer,

I own a Legion Go and don’t know Polish, AMA!

thefartographer,

I used Google Translate, but I’m always happy to get help with languages. I used to know a few phrases but now can only remember how to say “my cousin”

thefartographer,

Dziękuję, uwielbiam dostawać nowe narzędzia! Jeśli masz jakieś pytania dotyczące Legion Go, daj mi znać!

thefartographer,

I know that quote sounds great like that, except it’s an out of context (and is actually “You’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy”) clip from a speech given by a Danish politician. He was proposing a world in which everyone shares through services that loan the items in your house that you’re not using and then services them for free. It was an idea to help cut down on waste.

Why would you not be using things in your house? Because in this imagined future, everything will essentially be done for you and you don’t need things like stovetops all the time.

The only irony of “you’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy” is that an indictment of runaway capitalism is now used to describe runaway capitalism.

thefartographer,

Is it a small studio or a place that encourages unionization and pays creators for their creation? Then not really, cuz you still paid for it in the end.

Is it a shit studio with shit ethics? Then yes. Stop giving monsters financial approval.

thefartographer,

Sometimes the neighborhood bully has the best toys. Why can’t you play with their Tickle-me-Elmo and piss in their sandbox?

thefartographer,

Yeah, but what if this time the paid reviewers are being for serious?

thefartographer,

I’m excited to get lost on more streets while doing a pew pew and a vroom vroom at the same time!

thefartographer,

I might be about to buy a new PC primarily just to play that. Am I making a mistake?

thefartographer,

But that’s an obvious scam. I don’t already have space-themed PC games stored in my fridge that I can readily shove up my butt.

So you’re saying that I shouldn’t buy Star Citizen and stick eggs in my butt instead? I don’t like your ideas, but you seem like a reasonable person and I can’t argue with your logic.

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