satans_methpipe

@satans_methpipe@lemmy.world

Balatro is gambling lite.

Ebikes are electric motorcycles.

Shell/CLI is not scary if you can read.

Lemmy.world mods are cunts.

Profil ze zdalnego serwera może być niekompletny. Zobacz więcej na oryginalnej instancji.

satans_methpipe, (edited )

Mmm gambling vidya

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satans_methpipe,

Shouldn’t you be sitting in your own waste in front of a slot machine? Hurry along. The pot is getting hot! Just one more round!

satans_methpipe,

Poker is a gambling game. Balatro is loosely based on poker. Throw in some additional luck/randomness and change the money aspect to points. Gambling and addiction in general are devastating.

It would be interesting to compare brain activity of a gambling addict at the casino with a dedicated balatro player. I have my suspicions about what we would see.

satans_methpipe,

Actually, can you explain to me how balatro is not gambling or encouraging gambling?

satans_methpipe,

I think we should bring back candy cigarettes from the 90’s. Kids won’t be influenced because its not real smoking.

satans_methpipe,

You know that isn’t a reasonable take. Nice try kiddo

satans_methpipe,

Yes. It walks, talks, and quacks like a casino.

satans_methpipe,

Almost zero luck? So there is a component of luck in the game dressed like a casino?

Ubisoft says you "cannot complain" it shut down The Crew because you never actually owned it, and you weren't "deceived" by the lack of an offline version (www.gamesradar.com) angielski

Full title: Ubisoft says you “cannot complain” it shut down The Crew because you never actually owned it, and you weren’t “deceived” by the lack of an offline version “to access a decade-old, discontinued video game”...

satans_methpipe,

Gambling isn’t the answer.

satans_methpipe,

You can start right now. Kill your boss. Quit ya job.

satans_methpipe,

It’s the thought that counts?

satans_methpipe,

Ultra realism mode should involve a boomer with piss on the front of their pants squawking about chrome being slow while you’re under a rack fixing a punch down. In the background, your phone rings. It’s a middle manager placed by an investment firm asking if you reset the modem yet.

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